This seems like a terrible idea… remember how great the 2001 Tim Burton effort was? Oh wait, you’re right. That movie sucked. A prequel always seems to reek of desperation anyways? How many times has a prequel actually been a good idea? Anyways, here’s more on this from HecklerSpray.com:
Do you often get irritated because, even though you could literally drown in all the different versions of Planet Of The Apes that have been made over the years, nobody’s ever bothered to tell you what happened on the planet almost 2,000 years before the events of the original movie?
If you do, we have two pieces of advice for you - 1) hold onto your hat, because Fox is apparently very close to starting production on that exact Planet Of The Apes prequel, entitled Genesis: Apes, set 1,969 years before the original movie, and 2) stop wasting your life, you friendless nincompoop.
Aside from inexplicably continuing to give Vin Diesel work, Hollywood loves nothing more than overloading a hot trend until its wheels fall off. And the hottest trend of the moment would appear to be the utterly needless prequel.
Looking at the production schedules, we can see that there’s a Wolverine prequel coming out soon, plus a Star Trek prequel, the prequel to Lord Of The Rings and a Terminator movie that’s a sort of prequel but not really. But that’s nothing, because there’s a Planet Of The Apes prequel coming out, and if you judge a prequel’s quality on the space of time between the setting of the prequel and the original, then it’s going to be the best prequel ever made.
The original Planet Of The Apes was set in the year 3978, but if you want to trace back to the exact moment which set off the chain of events that ended up with Charlton Heston wailing around on his knees like a sandy bellend, you need to go back 1,969 years to - oh, this is a coincidence - 2009.
That’s apparently the plot of new Planet Of The Apes prequel Genesis: Apes. And to prove we’re not making any of this up, here’s a quote about it from Fox’s Tom Rothman, as found on CHUD:
“We are very close at Fox on a new Apes script- this one a kind of prequel story before the first story, with a return to the social thematics that mark the first one, but with an entirely contemporary setting - Earth 2009.”
Well said HecklerSpray. Read the rest of the article HERE.
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Here’s a 7 minute long look at the upcoming sci fi remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still starring Keanu Reeves. This originally aired on FOX during the broadcast of JJ Abrams new show Fringe:
Here are a few clips from Season 3 of Prison Break just in time to refresh your memory before the new season starts up:
Gravedigger:
Redlight:
T-Bag:
About:
Most men would think breaking out of prison once is hard enough. However, escaped convict Michael Scofield finds himself wrongly incarcerated, this time in a Panamanian Prison where there are no rules, no wardens and no escape. In “Prison Break” Season Three, breaking-out on DVD and Blu-Ray Disc (BD) August 12th from Fox Home Entertainment, Scolfield, morally-deprived T-Bag, former-guard Bellick and FBI Agent Malone, must not only fight to survive but also plan the most dangerous prison escape yet. Deemed “gripping, gut-wrenching” (Dallas Morning News) and “one of TV’s guiltiest pleasures” (Variety), the third season of the top-rated series is filled with intense suspense, drama and action. Garnering multiple Emmy® nominations and a People’s Choice® Award for Favorite Television drama, “Prison Break” stars Golden Globe® nominee* Wentworth Miller (The Human Stain, Underworld), heart-throb Dominic Purcell (“John Doe,” Blade: Trinity), Amaury Nolasco (Street Kings, Transformers), Robert Knepper (Hostage), Jodi Lyn O’Keefe (She’s All That) and William Fichtner (Crash).
Featuring all 13 full-hour episodes on a four-disc DVD set, “Prison Break” Season Three boasts exclusive bonus features including featurettes, directors’ takes, behind-the-scenes with the cast, a bonus episode from explosive series “The Unit” and more
Last season was a dissapointment, but based on this preview, Season 7 looks pretty badass… The 2 hour premiere is on Sunday January 13th. I love Jack Bauer.
Watch the trailer HERE
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