SAN DIEGO, Dec. 26 /PRNewswire/ — Santa Claus rewards those who are nice, but it’s up to TheNaughtyAmerican.com to honor the year’s naughtiest Americans.
The world’s only news organization focused solely on naughty news has just released its annual Naughty Nine, which celebrates the year’s most naughty Americans.
“This year was a truly watershed year for naughtiness,” TNA editor David Moye said. “Besides usual naughty suspects like Britney Spears or Barry Bonds, there were toe-tapping senators and diaper-wearing astronauts who practically demanded by their actions to be on the list.”
The complete list of 2007’s Naughtiest Americans
1. Idaho Senator Larry Craig
2. New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick
3. Singer Britney Spears
4. Quarterback Michael Vick
5. Shock jock Don Imus
6. Astronaut Lisa Nowak
7. Baseball slugger Barry Bonds
8. Hip-hop performers Foxy Brown, C-Murder, Clifford “T.I.” Harris Jr.,
Kid Rock, Da Brat and Remy Ma.
9. The Federal Emergency Management Agency
Although some people might think making a naughty list is a bad thing, Moye believes it’s the opposite.
“We celebrate naughtiness,” he emphasized. “Naughtiness is an inherent American trait, dating back to the founding fathers. What is naughtier than telling your king: ‘Stuff it. We’re starting a new country.’?”
TheNaughtyAmerican.com, which started publication in August 2007, is a mainstream news Web site presented by NaughtyAmerica.com, one of America’s most popular adult entertainment companies.
“An adult entertainment company funding a mainstream news site is pretty naughty in and of itself,” Moye said. “However, in the interest of journalistic objectivity, we disqualified ourselves from the list.”
For the complete list, check out TheNaughtyAmerican.com. In addition, TNA editors are available for media interviews.