David Letterman’s Top Ten List:
1 — “Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?”
2 — “John Edwards wants to know if you’d like some private tutoring in his van
3 — “Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?”
4 — “We have to wrap it up for the day — McCain eats dinner at 4:30″
5 — “Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?”
6 — “We’re screwed!”
7 — “Maybe we’ll get lucky and there won’t be any questions about Iraq, taxes, or health care”
8 –” Hey, I can see Mexico from here!”
9 — “Can you try saying ‘Yes’ instead of ‘You betcha’?”
10 — “Let’s practice your bewildered silence”
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1.) BURGER JOINT AT LE PARKER MERIDIEN
New York City2.) IN-N-OUT BURGER
Los Angeles3.) JAK’S GRILL
Seattle4.) JOE’S CABLE CAR
San Francisco5.) KINCAID’S HAMBURGERS
Fort Worth, Texas6.) MR. BARTLEY’S GOURMET BURGERS
Boston7.) PALENA CAFE
Washington, D.C.8.) PETE MILLER’S SEAFOOD AND PRIME STEAK
Chicago9.) ROARING FORK
Scottsdale, Ariz.10.) ROUGE
Philadelphia
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