TOP 10s
TOP 10s

David Letterman’s Top Ten List:

1 — “Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?”
2 — “John Edwards wants to know if you’d like some private tutoring in his van
3 — “Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?”
4 — “We have to wrap it up for the day — McCain eats dinner at 4:30″
5 — “Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?”
6 — “We’re screwed!”
7 — “Maybe we’ll get lucky and there won’t be any questions about Iraq, taxes, or health care”
8 –” Hey, I can see Mexico from here!”
9 — “Can you try saying ‘Yes’ instead of ‘You betcha’?”
10 — “Let’s practice your bewildered silence”

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