TOP 10s
TOP 10s
  1. “There is no conclusive proof that nicotine’s addictive… And the same thing with cigarettes causing emphysema, lung cancer, heart disease.”
  2. “Columbus saved the Indians from themselves.”
  3. “He is exaggerating the effects of the disease. He’s moving all around and shaking and it’s purely an act… This is really shameless of Michael J. Fox. Either he didn’t take his medication or he’s acting.”
  4. “[African Americans] are twelve percent of the population. Who the hell cares?”
  5. “Kurt Cobain was, ladies and gentlemen, a worthless shred of human debris.”
  6. “Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.”
  7. “We are a growing country and everybody needs energy! We’re not going to stay the United States if we start reducing energy usage. Conservation is not the answer.”
  8. To a black caller: “Take that bone out of your nose and call me back.”
  9. On torture at Abu Ghraib: “This is no different than what happens at the Skull and Bones initiation. And we’re going to ruin people’s lives over it, and we’re going to hamper our military effort, and then we are going to really hammer them because they had a good time. You know, these people are being fired at every day. I’m talking about people having a good time, these people—you ever heard of emotional release? You ever heard of need to blow some team off?”
  10. “Screw the world. Do you really think we ought to govern ourselves based on what the world thinks of us?”

According to Christopher Bateman…

  1. Stillwater - Almost Famous
  2. The Wonders - That Thing You Do!
  3. Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes - Star Wars
  4. Crucifictorious - Friday Night Lights
  5. Sex Bob-Omb! - Scot Pilgrim
  6. Soggy Bottom Boys - O Brother, Where Art Thou?
  7. MC Pee Pants - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
  8. Wyld Stallyns - Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
  9. Autobahn - The Big Lebowski
  10. Citizen Dick - Singles

According to UGO…

Double Dare
(1986- 1993)

The Dating Game
(1965-1999)

Let’s Make a Deal
(1963-2003)

Supermarket Sweep
(1965-2003)

Name That Tune
(1953- 1985)

Love Connection
(1983-1994)

Press Your Luck
(1983-1986)

GUTS
(1992-1995)

The Weakest Link
(2001-2003)

Tic-Tac-Dough
(1956-1991)

According to Woman’s Day…

  1. Magic Johnson

    2. Show: The Magic Hour
    Run: 40 episodes
  2. Lily Allen

    3. Show: Lily Allen and Friends
    Run: 8 episodes
  3. John McEnroe

    4. Show: McEnroe
    Run: 6 months
  4. Chevy Chase

    5. Show: The Chevy Chase Show
    Run: 25 episodes
  5. Steve Wilkos

    6. Show: The Steve Wilkos Show
    Run: Renewed for Season 3 (sadly)
  6. ALF

    7. Show: ALF’s Hit Talk Show
    Run: 7 episodes
  7. Greg Behrendt

    8. Show: The Greg Behrendt Show
    Run: 42 episodes
  8. Alan Thicke

    9. Show: Thicke of the Night
    Run: 1 season
  9. Keenan Ivory Wayans

    10. Show: The Keenen Ivory Wayans Show
    Run: 11 episodes
  10. Adam Carolla

    11. Show: Too Late with Adam Carolla
    Run: 52 episodes

According to AskMen…

  1. Kids Today!
  2. Suge Knight
  3. “The Star-spangled banner”
  4. Neverland Ranch
  5. Ecstasy
  6. Madonna’s British Accent
  7. Finding God
  8. The Age of 27
  9. Whitey
  10. “Colonel” Tom Parker

According to Blender…

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