1. “Good luck finding the best deal.”
2. “I hate it when gas prices go up.”
3. “My gas isn’t better for your car; it’s just more expensive.”
4. “If you’re smart, you’ll put that debit card away.”
5. “Don’t even consider applying for our gas card.”
6. “Looking for the cheapest gas in town? Try the Internet.”
7. “It’s a gallon when I say it’s a gallon.”
8. “I might gouge you on a soda, but my coffee’s a real bargain.”
9. “If you’re having car trouble, you’re in the wrong place.”
10. “You might not need regular gas to run your car.”
According to MoneyCentral.com