Renegade
President Barack Obama

Lancer
President John F. Kennedy

Searchlight
President Richard Nixon

Deacon
President Jimmy Carter

Sunburn
Presidential candidate Ted Kennedy

Rawhide
President Ronald Reagan

Halo
Pope John Paul II

Smurfette
Karenna Gore, daughter of vice-president Al

Angler
Vice-President Dick Cheney

Parasol
Cindy McCain

According to Time…

1. Richard Nixon (1973) - “You know, I always wondered about that taping equipment but I’m damn glad we have it, aren’t you?” (Watergate. ‘Nuff said.)
2. Herbert Hoover (1929) - “The fundamental business of the country, that is, production and distribution of commodities, is on a sound and prosperous basis.” (The Stock Market Crash happened less than a week later.)
3. Bill Clinton (1998) - “That depends on what the meaning of ‘is’ is.” (Come on.)
4. Lyndon B. Johnson (1964) - “We still seek no wider war.” (They did.)
5. Mark Foley (1998) - “It’s vile. It’s more sad than anything else, to see someone with such potential throw it all down the drain because of a sexual addiction.” (This guy’s career was sunk when he was found to be “addicted” to sexy text messaging with male congressional pages.)
6. Jimmy Carter (1976) - “I’ve looked on a lot of women with lust. I’ve committed adultery in my heart many times.” (Ew.)
7. John McCain (2008) - “The fundamentals of the economy are strong.” (They really weren’t.)
8. George H.W. Bush (1988) - “Read my lips: no new taxes.” (Oh, there were new taxes.)
9. Bill Clinton (1998) - “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” (He did.)
10. Richard M. Nixon (1973) - “I am not a crook.” (He was.)

According to Time…

1. John Quincy Adams — 6th President — Beacon of physical and intellectual fitness

2. George W. Bush — 43rd President — Steers clear of alcohol and cigarettes

3. Gerald Ford — 38th President — The longest-living ex-president.

4. Jimmy Carter — 39th President — Insatiable outdoorsman and author of “An Outdoor Journal”

5. Theodore Roosevelt — 26th President — Advocate of “the strenuous life” — pushing one’s physical limitations

6. Harry S. Truman — 33rd President — Installed a horseshoe pit and bowling lanes on the White House grounds

7. Zachary Taylor — 12th President — Known as “Old Rough and Ready” and always ready to throw himself into battle

8. Thomas Jefferson — 3rd President — Declaration of Independence author believed “a strong body makes the mind strong”

9. Herbert Hoover — 31st President — Had his own sport, “Hoover Ball”

10. George Washington — 1st President — Before “Dancing with the Stars,” George Washington enjoyed jigs and country dancing

According to Gold’s Gym…