1 - Twitter is very worried about Facebook.

2 - Google wants to do a Twitter search deal very badly.

3 - Twitter does not want to be acquired.

4 - Twitter planned an IPO or sale of the company next year.

5 - Twitter doesn’t know how it’s going to make money.

6 - Microsoft is an unlikely Twitter-buyer and partner.

7 - Twitter execs prefer Tweetie on the iPhone and prefer Photobucket’s TwitGoo over TwitPic.

8 - Twitter is not content to become a small, profitable company.

9 - Twitter is shopping for other startups.

10 - Twitter execs fear the startup is understaffed.

From Tech Crunch, via Business Insider.

1. United Kingdom-Stephen Fry
2. United States-Ashton Kutcher
3. Iraq-Salam Pax
4. Jordan-Queen Rania al Abdullah
5. India-Shahid Kapoor
6. France-Monsieur Dream
7. Brazil-Mano Menezes
8. Spain-Pepper
9. Australia-Problogger
10. Ireland-TheREALBoyzone

According to Telegraph.co.uk

1. You think using Twitter is a social media strategy.
2. Every Tweet has to be approved by legal.
3. You plan to use Twitter for nothing but broadcasting nothing but headlines, deals.
4. You think a ghost Tweeter for the president of your company is ok.
5. You are not going to respond when people direct tweets at you.
6. You think Tweeting as XYZ Corp, using the company logo as your avatar, might be a good idea.
7. You think all that matters on Twitter is getting a lot of people to follow you.
8. You want to protect your updates.
9. You plan to track Twitter with Google Analytics.
10. You think you can just jump in and start Tweeting.

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1. Your cat knocks over a burning candle onto the floor and instead of helping put out the flame, your boyfriend says excitedly, “I have to twitter this.”

2. He starts to make actual “tweeting” sounds in his sleep.

3. All of his friends’ names begin with an @.

4. He actually looks forward to a 4-hour layover at the airport so he can catch up on all the tweets he missed while flying.

5. He takes a twitpic of your butt when you bend over to steam his suit.

6. Every time he gains a follower he throws a throws confetti and every time he loses a one he asks if you still love him.

7. When he tells you a deep, dark secret, he begs you not to “re-tweet” it to anyone.

8. He buys a new shirt to wear to this weekend’s Tweetup.

9. A really great day for him is getting a reply from MCHammer.

10. You never see him again after you take him to the Oscars as your date.

From TheFrisky.com

1. Dig up demographic dirt on your friends with Socialistics.
2. Power search tips : Just like Google and other search engines, Facebook has some built-in power search tools and terms to help you find people.
3. Integrate Facebook information with Gmail.
4. Personalize your Facebook URL.
5. Hack your profile photo.
6. Put Facebook Chat in your browser sidebar.
7. Get back the old Facebook look (more or less).
8. Upload mobile photos or videos straight to your profile.
9. Tweet your status.
10. Use these third-party apps:
    Digsby (Windows Only)
    Facebook Desktop Client (Windows Only)
    MyFacebook (Vista)
    Facebook Dashboard Widget (Mac)
    Facebook Exporter for iPhoto (Mac)

According to PC World…

1. “Change”
2. “Bailout”
3. “Hockey mom”
4. Fist bump
5. “Nuke the fridge” - to exhaust a Hollywood franchise with disappointing sequels. Coined after the latest Indiana Jones sequel.
6. “Staycation”
7. “Rickrolled”
8. “PUMA” - Party unity, my ass
9. “Tweet”
10. “Topless meeting” - gatherings where mobile devices and laptops are banned

According to Time…