1. Your cat knocks over a burning candle onto the floor and instead of helping put out the flame, your boyfriend says excitedly, “I have to twitter this.”
2. He starts to make actual “tweeting” sounds in his sleep.
3. All of his friends’ names begin with an @.
4. He actually looks forward to a 4-hour layover at the airport so he can catch up on all the tweets he missed while flying.
5. He takes a twitpic of your butt when you bend over to steam his suit.
6. Every time he gains a follower he throws a throws confetti and every time he loses a one he asks if you still love him.
7. When he tells you a deep, dark secret, he begs you not to “re-tweet” it to anyone.
8. He buys a new shirt to wear to this weekend’s Tweetup.
9. A really great day for him is getting a reply from MCHammer.
10. You never see him again after you take him to the Oscars as your date.
From TheFrisky.com
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