10- It’s so cold, Donald Tump’s hair was shivering and rubbing its paws together.
9- It’s so cold, in New York City, there are more polar bears than rats.
8- It’s so cold, Democrats are calling for an end to our dependence on foreign cocoa.
7- It’s so cold, ABC is debuting a new reality series, “Defrosting with the Stars”
6- It’s so cold, Mathew McConaughey actually put on a shirt.
5- No number 5- writer suffering hypothermia.
4- It’s so cold, Romney changed his first name to Mitten.
3- It’s so cold, Apple just introduced iScarf.
2- It’s so cold, Barack Obama is campaigning in Peurto Vallarta.
1- It’s so cold, Rodger Clemens is injecting soup in his ass.
According to http://www.cbs.com, late show with David Letterman