Top 10 Lists http://watchmojo.com/top_10/blog TenMojo.com top 10 lists on cars, business, travel, entertainment, technology Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:05:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.3 en Top 10 Signs Your College Basketball Team Is Not Going To Make the NCAA Basketball Tournament http://watchmojo.com/top_10/blog/index.php/2008/03/17/top-10-signs-your-college-basketball-team-is-not-going-to-make-the-ncaa-basketball-tournament/ http://watchmojo.com/top_10/blog/index.php/2008/03/17/top-10-signs-your-college-basketball-team-is-not-going-to-make-the-ncaa-basketball-tournament/#comments Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:58:38 +0000 ashley 2008BasketballCollegeComedyNCAASportsTenMojo.com http://watchmojo.com/top_10/blog/index.php/2008/03/17/top-10-signs-your-college-basketball-team-is-not-going-to-make-the-ncaa-basketball-tournament/ 10- When team makes a basket, everyone hugs and squeels, “Yipee!”

9- Players look like that fat guy from “Lost”

8- Coach keeps pronouncing NCAA “NICKAHHHHH”

7- Before hitting the court, team eats a lovely meal of Fettuccine Alfredo.

6- They spend timeouts discussing who will win “American Idol”

5- Team let shot clock expire because they enjoy the buzz.

4- School’s mascot is a giant asthma inhaler.

3- Players regularly leave the game early to beat traffic.

2- Point guard is leading the league in hernias.

1- They score less than Eliot Spitzer.

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