The Mouse House Has A Dark Side
News of Guillermo Del Toro’s upcoming Pinocchio film being picked up by Netflix has us all immensely excited. While the Disney version is beloved by many, anyone who knows even a little about the nature of the puppet’s literary origins is aware that The Shape of Water director is a perfect match of nightmarish proportions. Given his love for creatures and supernatural content, we’re fully expecting to see Del Toro’s take on the string-less wonder to leave us chilled to the core. Of course, this isn’t the first time that a staple of classic Disney has had it’s shadowy side revealed to the world…
#5: What Happened to the Donkey Boys?
âPinocchioâ (1940)
For the most part, âPinocchioâ wraps things up in a tidy little package. The wooden puppet becomes a real boy and everyone lives happily ever after⦠everyone except for the boys back on Pleasure Island that is. Lampwick and the other kids are all transformed into donkeys. Where some of these boys can still talk, the rest are virtually stripped of their humanity and sold off into slave labor. We never see what happens to any of them after Pinocchio escapes. So itâs safe to assume that they lived out the rest of their days in misery. The cheerful ending might distract kids from this unresolved plot point, but parents are left wanting closure.
#4: Was Nala Simbaâs Half-Sister?
âThe Lion Kingâ (1994)
Ever notice that we never see Nalaâs father in âThe Lion King?â Come to think of it, outside of Simba, the only male lions on Pride Rock seem to be Mufasa and Scar. Hold on! Does that mean Mufasa is Nalaâs father, making her Simbaâs half-sister? While Mufasa appeared to be in a monogamous relationship with Simbaâs mother, all of the lionesses sleep in the same den as their king. Isnât that a bit um⦠suggestive? Granted, Scar could also arguably be Nalaâs father, making her Simbaâs first cousin. Either way, though, Simba wouldâve married into his own bloodline and conceived a cub of incest. Is this a Disney movie or âGame of Thrones?â
#3: Romantic Relationships Start Too Fast
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When youâre a kid, love at first sight may seem like a natural phenomenon. At a certain age, however, it becomes clear that romantic relationships are much more complicated than Disney couples make them out to be. Snow White falls in love with her prince after one encounter and rides off with him following their first kiss. It doesnât take much more than an enchanted evening together for Cinderella and Prince Charming to commit for life. The same goes for Aurora and Phillip. Ariel gives up everything for Eric, even though theyâve never even had a conversation. Of course Disney is becoming more self-aware with this trope, as demonstrated in movies like âEnchantedâ and âFrozen.â
#2: Historical Accuracy
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Disney introduced a generation of children to historical figures like Pocahontas and mythological figures like Hercules. Once you start reading about these people in school, however, youâll realize that Disney took some serious liberties with their film adaptations. In real life, Pocahontas was only around ten years old when she met the fully-grown John Smith. Thereâs also little to no historical evidence to back up the claim that these two were romantically involved. As for Hercules, the filmmakers understandably omitted the part where our titular hero kills Megara and their kids. Seeing how most Disney movies have dark, twisted origins, it shouldnât come as a surprise that they have no problem with rewriting history.
#1: Racism
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Disney has been around for almost 100 years and the companyâs age REALLY shows through sometimes. Just go back and watch a few of their earlier feature films. The jive talkinâ black crows from âDumboâ definitely wouldnât fly in todayâs PC world. Itâs also easy to see why the Siamese cats from âLady and the Trampâ arenât exactly considered culturally sensitive. Speaking of cats perpetuating Asian stereotypes, whatâs up with this scene from âThe Aristocats?â âPeter Panâ doesnât portray Native Americans in the most respectful light either. Oh, and donât even get us started on âSong of the South.â Letâs just be glad that Disneyâs taken a major step forward with movies like âZootopia.â
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