Bible, These Are Literally Savage
Over on MsMojo, we went over the Kardashians’ most biting and memorable clap-backs, be it from one of the family’s many reality shows or through social media. Our list includes Kim defending Khloé, Khloé’s snake quote, Kim reducing Kourtney to tears, Kylie cutting the price of Jordyn Woods’ makeup, Kourtney having absolutely no time for Kim’s lost earring, and more. Since this is probably the most dramatic family in the public eye, 10 simply didn’t do their savagery justice, so here’s 5 more moments that almost made our list!
Kourtney Throwing Shade at All the Kardashian Weddings
It’s no secret that the Kardashians have worked their way through a fair share of broken marriages, including Lamar Odom, Kris Humphries and Damon Thomas, but when news broke that Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna were engaged, Kourtney’s savage response during a season 12 episode of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” basically summed up everyone’s thoughts: “I mean, how many times have we gone to a wedding in this family, and they don’t mean shit?”
Kim’s Tweet Bashing the Bachelorette
Mike Fleiss, the creator of the Bachelor franchises, recently took advantage of Khloe Kardashian’s publicized relationship troubles and created false buzz surrounding the upcoming season of “The Bachelorette“. Before Hannah B. took over, Fleiss published a series of Tweets that claimed Khloe was in talks to be the next leading lady and boy did he mess with the wrong family. Kim’s sassy response tweet below pretty much silenced all of his efforts.
Kim Calling Khloe a Troll For Waking Her Up
This moment may have taken place a few years ago on “Kourtney and Kim Take New York”, but it’s a classic and the context makes it even more ridiculous. What started as Khloe simply saying goodbye to her sister as she left for the airport early in the morning, quickly turned into a full-blown feud. Kim was upset that her post-18 hour work day beauty sleep was interrupted, so much so that she even sent Khloe an email calling her “an evil, ugly little troll.” She clearly got woken up on the wrong side of the bed.
Ganging Up on Kris for Coddling Rob
When Kris Jenner decided to support Rob Kardashian financially by buying him a house, the sisters were not having it at all. They ruthlessly criticize her decision and label her as the problem, meanwhile Kris is just trying to help her son out of a rough patch. She’s clearly become a master at arguments at this point though because her sarcastic comebacks are killer, like this one aimed at Kim: “I’m married for 72 days…really? That was normal.”
Kim & Kourtney mocking Kris Humphries on Letterman
Picking up where our last entry ended, let’s talk about Kim’s 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries. This short-lived relationship turned divorce quickly became a running gag for the Kardashian family and even as it was still fresh, Kourtney was not afraid to address it publicly…and savagely. During an interview on David Letterman with Kim, Kourtney responded to claims that the relationship was a publicity stunt by saying “if she was gonna do it for publicity, she’s pick someone that people…knew.” The crowd’s “OHHHHH” response that followed was well-deserved.
Bonus: North West vs. The Paparazzi
Okay, we just had to include this moment. On her way to ballet, North gets surrounded by numerous paparazzi cameras and while the video itself is actually quite sad and makes us realize how difficult it must be for a child to grow up in the spotlight, North’s reaction is perfect: “I said no pictures!”
If you thought these moments were savage, we’re just getting started. Check out our full list of the Top 10 Most SAVAGE Kardashian Moments below!