The worst Valentine’s Day gift ideas may seem like funny Valentine’s Day gift ideas, but they’ll probably turn into awkward V-Day gift FAILS. Included on every list of things to NEVER give as a Valentine’s Day gift is a chocolate covered scale (or anything relating to weight), edible anuses, shared clothing, tattoos of your significant other’s face, or cockroaches bearing your lover’s name. WatchMojo counts down ten ways to FAIL at Valentine’s Day gift giving. Or, in other words, it’s a list of what NOT to buy your girlfriend for Valentine’s Day.