Cartman is the friend we never want. Welcome to WatchMojo and today we’re counting down our picks for the worst, terrible and down right despicable actions done by Eric Cartman. Since plot points will be discussed, a spoiler alert is in effect.

Eric Cartman has come up with a lot of wily plans on "South Park," a handful of which have blown up in his face. For this list, we’ll be looking at Cartman’s best hair-brained schemes that ultimately backfired in one form or another.

Honestly, a list of the worst things Eric Cartman has done could be a lot longer than 20 entries. For this list, we’ll be looking at the worst of the worst things Cartman has done to anyone and everyone around him in South Park. Since plot points will be discussed, a spoiler alert is in effect.

There are more than a few reasons South Park Elementary should expel Eric Cartman. We’re looking at the best reasons why Cartman should be kicked out of school. Seriously, what do you have to do to get kicked out South Park Elementary? WatchMojo ranks the reasons South Park Elementary should expel Eric Cartman. Do you think Cartman should be expelled? Let us know in the comments!

Ya know, Eric, we’ve been thinking a lot about you lately and… well, that’s why we wrote this list. Welcome to WatchMojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the Top 10 Eric Cartman Songs. For this list, we’re “membering” some of the most indelible serenades featuring our favorite foulmouthed elementary student. These songs could be original pieces thought up by Cartman himself, or covers of timeless classics. Since some of these songs are a smidge unsavory, we’re adding a mature warning just to be safe.

If you think you know some bratty kids, you’ve never met this fat little devil. Welcome to WatchMojo.com, and today we’re counting down our picks for the Top 10 Worst Things Eric Cartman Ever Did. For this list, we’re showcasing some of the worst deeds this monster of the “South Park” schoolyard has ever committed - whether intentionally for his own benefit, or just as an unhappy accident. Since some of Cartman’s acts can be extreme, we’re adding a mature tag just to be safe. Also, if you haven’t been keeping up with “South Park,” expect spoilers ahead.

Para esta lista, estaremos viendo los momentos en los que Eric Cartman destacó de entre los tantos personajes de South Park.

If you ask someone who the best character on "South Park" is, chances are good they'll say Eric Cartman. For this list, we’ll be looking at the moments where Eric Cartman stood out among the many unique characters in South Park.

Pour cette liste, nous allons examiner les moments les plus mémorables où Cartman de "South Park" a imaginé une intrigue qui s'est avérée être un succès.

For being such a horrible person, Cartman has said some relatable things on "South Park." For this list, we’ll be looking at moments and scenes where Eric Cartman voiced sentiments or things that viewers were probably also thinking while watching “South Park”.

Honestamente, una lista de las peores cosas que ha hecho Eric Cartman podría tener más de 20 entradas. Para esta lista, veremos lo peor de lo peor que Cartman le ha hecho a cualquiera y a todos los que lo rodean en South Park.

Seriously, you guys! For this list, we’ll be looking at the most memorable times “South Park’s” Cartman thought up a plot that proved successful. We will be revealing some details from the show, so a spoiler warning is in place.

Cartman is a truly awful person, which is why it's so funny to see him get what he deserves. For this list, we’ll be looking at moments where “South Park”’s most infamous character, Eric Cartman, got a taste of his own medicine.

Lo creas o no, hubo algunas ocasiones en las que Cartman fue realmente amable con alguien. Para esta lista, veremos aquellos momentos donde Eric Cartman de South Park ejemplificó la bondad y la empatía.

Believe it or not, there were a few times Cartman was actually nice to someone. For this list, we’ll be looking at those once in a blue moon moments where South Park’s Eric Cartman exemplified kindness and empathy… or at the very least did something that benefited society or someone other than himself.