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Top 10 Adult Jokes in Spongebob Squarepants

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    1Spongebob is watching sponges on tv and Gary walks in

  • 2Squidward says to Mr. Krabs “It’s that time of the Month again”

  • 3Panty Raid

  • 4Sandals says “I can’t find the coin slot, oh here it is” Mystery kicks him
    That was scooter

  • 5"Patrick, your genius is showing" suggested bydarkhelmerservo
    *GASP* WHERE?!

  • 6Squidward: ''I can't seem to get happy. *Hangs Rope* Maybe this will help. *Singing Clam Cage is Hung* - Are You Happy Now? suggested bymac121mr0

  • 7Kids are Building a Snow Mermaid and are Preparing to Put her Breasts - Snowball Effect suggested bymac121mr0

  • 8Mermaid Man: *Over the Phone* ''Hello...so...what are you wearing? Oh! In that case, can I get a large pepperoni pizza, extra cheese?'' (Parodying Terribly Acted Porno Intros) - Mermaidman Begins suggested bymac121mr0

  • 9SpongeBob blows condoms to form a fake Squidward - Squid Wood Remade suggested bymac121mr0

  • 10Sandy: ''SpongeBob doesn't have hair... or does he?'' - The Smoking Peanut suggested bymac121mr0

  • 11Squidward: ''I feel like a..., I feel like a..., I feel like a.....*Ass*......big jerk!'' - Christmas Who suggested bymac121mr0

  • 12Plankton: ''Is that an all-over tan?'', Spongebob: ''Well, not all of me'' - Walking Small suggested bymac121mr0

  • 13Fish citizens are confused as to how a Sponge and Seastar reproduced a baby scallop - Rock-a-Bye Bivalve suggested bymac121mr0

  • 14Sailor's Mouth suggested byRichard Smith

  • 15Sandy fought a French fish named The Tickler - Karate Island suggested byBluestarflare
    a reference to a type of condom called a French Tickler.

  • 16Mermaid Man: Why else would we run around in colored undies? Squidward: I can think of three good reasons. - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V suggested byBluestarflare

  • 17SpongeBob: I was just wondering... is it the homework pencil on the left side of the paper next to the quiz pencil, or over on the right side all by itself? Or..., Nancy: I think it goes stuck inside suggested byBluestarflare

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