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Top 10 Best Malcolm Tucker Quotes

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"Fuckety bye."

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Top 10 Best Malcolm Tucker Quotes

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"Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off."

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"If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up cause that cunt's a cunt."

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"Laurel and fucking Hardy! Glad you could join us. Did you manage to get that piano up the stairs OK?"

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"You're so back-bench, you've actually fucking fallen off. You're out by the fucking bins where I put you."

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"All these hands all over the place! You were like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra."

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"How much fucking shit is there on the menu and what fucking flavour is it?"

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"Please could you take this note, ram it up his hairy inbox and pin it to his fucking prostate."

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"You are a boring F, star, star, CUNT!"

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"Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock."

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