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1Yo mama so hairy, they filmed National Geographic in her bathroom -
2Yo mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she was arrested for public mooning -
3Yo mama so old, when she was told to act her age, she died -
4Yo mama so fat, when she went on a diet, she ended world hunger -
5Yo mama so poor, she waves a popsicle around and calls it air conditioning -
6Yo mama so ugly, she was disqualified from an ugliness contest because she was a professional -
7Yo mama so short, she committed suicide by jumping off her bed -
8Yo mama so fat, she needs cheat codes for fitness games -
9Yo mama so short, she hang glides on a corn chip -
10Yo mama so stupid, she returned a jigsaw puzzle because she thought it was broken
