"Well, a bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. Do you know what I mean?"
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"If I was a man, I'd want to know what it's like to have sex with myself"
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#4
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"I'd think God was doing this for a reason. He was saying, 'Kim, you think you're so hot but look what I can do to you.'"
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#5
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"It annoys me whenever someone says, 'What do you actually do?' All I think is, 'How are you so ignorant that you don't know?' I mean, what an uneducated question."
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#6
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"Kanye always says 'Dress sexier!' He's always the most encouraging."
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#7
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"I hate it when women wear the wrong foundation colour. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light."
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#8
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"I'm not buying her a pair of shoes-I bought her a f***ing career"
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#9
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"I would, like, die to be in Twilight."
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"I read that I was obsessed with killing raccoons."
