"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
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#4
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julesfmb
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls. On Monday she's a
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#5
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TomDalyDog
"Dolphins, Eskimos, who cares? It's all tree-hugging hippie crap".
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#6
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TomDalyDog
"Revenge is so very, very sweet!"
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#7
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TomDalyDog
"Handle it? For two billion dollars, I could handle Grandpa's balls, dude."
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#8
Suggested by
TomDalyDog
"Hippies can't stand death metal".
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#9
Suggested by
TomDalyDog
"Give me your Jew Gold!"
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#10
Suggested by
TomDalyDog
"My grandma was Dutch Irish and my grandpa was lesbian that makes me quarter lesbian!"
