WatchMojo

Login Now!

OR   Sign in with Google   Sign in with Facebook
advertisememt

See your idea turn into a WatchMojo video

Search for your favorite topics and vote on Top 10 lists!
TomDalyDog

Top 10 Eric Cartman Quotes

9 3
#1
Suggested by TomDalyDog

"Respect my authoritah!"

5 0

Top 10 Eric Cartman Quotes

Play Trivia Top 10 Eric Cartman Quotes
#2
Suggested by TomDalyDog

"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

4 0
#3
Suggested by TomDalyDog

"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

4 0
#4
Suggested by julesfmb

Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls. On Monday she's a

4 0
#5
Suggested by TomDalyDog

"Dolphins, Eskimos, who cares? It's all tree-hugging hippie crap".

3 0
#6
Suggested by TomDalyDog

"Revenge is so very, very sweet!"

3 0
#7
Suggested by TomDalyDog

"Handle it? For two billion dollars, I could handle Grandpa's balls, dude."

2 0
#8
Suggested by TomDalyDog

"Hippies can't stand death metal".

2 0
#9
Suggested by TomDalyDog

"Give me your Jew Gold!"

2 0
#10
Suggested by TomDalyDog

"My grandma was Dutch Irish and my grandpa was lesbian that makes me quarter lesbian!"

2 0
advertisememt

Similar Videos

advertisememt