"Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism."
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#4
Suggested by
pietka33
"BECAUSE I'M A POTATO."
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#5
Suggested by
pietka33
"You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life."
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#6
Suggested by
pietka33
"There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, I'll be right back."
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#7
Suggested by
pietka33
"Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back."
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#8
Suggested by
Agustin Gomez Scaldaferro
You dangerous, mute lunatic.
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#9
Suggested by
pietka33
"Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."
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#10
Suggested by
Pixxive
"I've really let the place go since you killed me. By the way, thanks for that."