That's like trying to use a croissant as s fucking dildo. It doesn't do the job and it leaves a fucking mess.
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Top 10 Insults from Veep
#2
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Ali Al-Timimy
You're the world's biggest single-celled organism.
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#3
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Ali Al-Timimy
- I can' airbrush history m'am, I'm not Joseph Stalin. - No, that's right. You don't even have a 10th of his charm.
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#4
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Ali Al-Timimy
Saddle those emphysema tanks you inbred cousin fuckers, we are gonna drag this state to the 20th century. That's right I said 20th.
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#5
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Ali Al-Timimy
You're not even a man Jonah. You're a draft of a man. When they made you they forgot to add detail like pigment or self-respect. You're Frankenstein's monster if Frankenstein's monster was made out of
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#6
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Ali Al-Timimy
Jonah Ryan's nicknames from the trial (e.g. Jonad, Benedict Cum-in-his-own-hands, 12 years a slave to jerking off, the 60 foot virign, Jono Ono)
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#7
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Ali Al-Timimy
Jolly Green Jizz Face
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#8
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Ali Al-Timimy
I'm gonna have the IRS crawl so deep up your husband's colon, you're gonna wish the only thing they find is more cancer.
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#9
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Ali Al-Timimy
Selena Meyer's nicknames (Volda Mayer, Veepthroat, Wicked Witch of the West Wing, Dickless Van Dyk)
