'One time she punched me in the face...it was awesome!!'
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#4
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'If you're from Africa, why are you white?'
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#5
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'Don't have sex. because you will get pregnant, and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just..don't do it. Promise? Alright, everybody grab some rubbers.'
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#6
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'This is Susan from Planned Parenthood. I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can? It's urgent. Thank you!'
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#7
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'In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about
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#8
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'You smell like a baby prostitute.'
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#9
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'I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.'
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#10
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'Somebody wrote in the book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use XXL tampons, but It's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!'
