Somewhere, somehow they all got chewed up and spit back out. They don't taste like living anymore. Don't you see what's it's like living in this deranged, Waring blender of a world? Every day is an ag
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Top 10 Quotes from Duckman
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What the hell are YOU staring at?
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#3
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My greatest fantasy involves you, some sausages down your pants, and pack of starving Rotweilers.
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Duckman: Miracle Schmiracle, I bet those mindless pod people who believe in that thing still wait up for the tooth fairy. Fluffy: Why shouldn't they? Duckman: Because he's rotting in a Turkish jail.
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I haven't felt tension like that since I got stuck in an elevator with Pat Buchanan and RuPaul.
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Prof. Provenheim: I am here to introduce you to the greatest advance in civilization in this century. Ajax: CONDOMS. They held a vote at school.
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Duckman: Can you believe it? Five hundred bucks for a parking ticket? Cornfed Pig: You parked in a handicapped zone. Duckman: Who cares? Nobody parks there anyway, except for the people who are supp
