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Top 10 Spongebob Squarepants Dirty Jokes (Entries Edit)

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    1Refers to the jail joke 'don't drop the soap'. (Gary Takes A Bath)
  • 2Makeout reef, WOOHOOHOO!...attacking hormonally stressed out children (Mermaidman And Barnicleboy V)
  • 3I'm tired of playing second banana to a man who wears a bra (Mermaidman And Barnicleboy V)
  • 4Refers to 7 bad words you can never say on television from George Carlin (Sailor Mouth)
  • 5Panty raid, oh yeah! (Mid-Life Crustacean)
  • 6Because you never wear a shirt... If I was a mom, THIS would be kinda shocking. (Rock-A-Bye Bivalve)
  • 7Sponge + Starfish = Clam?! (Rock-A-Bye Bivalve)
  • 8Perfect censorship (Artist Unknown)
  • 9Refers to the 'underwire' bra, which works like a push-up bra to enlarge and support cleavage (The Algae's Always Greener)
  • 10A pun on the saying 'that time of the month' referring to the menstrual cycle (Spy Buddies)
  • 11"Spongebob doesn't have hair... Or does he???" (The Smoking Peanut) suggested byMaurizio Antonio Borgese
    Disqualified
  • 12"Don't drop em" (Gary Takes A Bath) suggested byMaurizio Antonio Borgese
    As #1
  • 13when spongebob rips his pants infront of everyone suggested byAshley Lynn Wright
    First 10 r ok. But I am not happy wit ur suggestion. Disqualified!

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