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1Mistaken for "skankhunt42" -
2Beaten Up by Wendy at School -
3Tourette's Syndrome “Actually, never mind this one because Cartman actually faked this disease the whole time ”said PumpkinZeta 5 months ago -
4Struck by Lightning -
5Infected with AIDS -
6Finding out he killed his own father suggested byKj Janhan“Cartman was also forced to accept the truth about his biological father, right? ”said PumpkinZeta 5 months ago -
7Getting an anal probe suggested byKj Janhan -
8Being tormented by Scott tenorman suggested byKj Janhan -
9Being kicked out of Coon and friends suggested byKj Janhan -
10Being teased for his weight suggested byKj Janhan -
11Being turned into a ginger by Kyle suggested byKj Janhan -
12Beaten Up by PC Principal -
13Having his Xbox Broken By Kyle - Tonsil Trouble suggested byRigoberto Blancas -
14Getting a V-chip suggested byKj Janhan -
15White Trash in Trouble “He wanted to be taken away though ”said Kj Janhan 4 months ago -
16The Trapper Keeper -
17The 1% Movement suggested byWesley Thompson
