Breast Shaming, Kim Korrupshian & Penis Replacement: The Dispatch #27

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You gotta be this tall to ride the roller coaster, and your breasts have gotta be this small to work out at a gym in Ottawa, Canada. Jenna Vecchio, a member of Movati Athletics, was approached by the staff on duty, and told that her outfit was inappropriate and making others uncomfortable. More specifically, she was told that her chest was too large for her tank top, and she can’t wear them at the gym. “I felt humiliated,” she said, sharing her experience on Facebook. “If tank tops are not allowed at the gym for me because of my chest size, then all women should not be allowed to wear tank tops,” she continued. Fair statement, considering the Morvati Athletics’ website pictures women wearing tank tops with everyone around them looking A-OK with the situation. What about all those male edge-lord juicemonkeys that love showing off their cleavage and side-peck? Now that’s offensive.

She’s starred in low-budget films, had multiple lengthy marriages and been the spokeswoman for many luxurious products. But, in a story that is sure to warrant a blockbuster movie franchise, officials from Iran’s Organized Cyberspace Crimes Unit went public last week accusing Kardashian West of working with Instagram’s upper management to “corrupt Iranian society.” The unit has been monitoring approximately 300 Instagram profiles - mostly salons, modeling agencies and photography studios - to crack down on posts that authorities deem to be “un-Islamic.” According to a spokesman for the Unit, Kardashian West is working with Insta CEO Kevin Systrom to target such profiles and influence young people and women. Pretty wacky rumors, but if they turn out to be true, “heretic” may be added to her laundry list of titles!

What is the measure of a man? Is it his career path? Supporting a family? Driving a European sports car? Well for 64 year-old Thomas Manning, the answer was an amazing medical breakthrough. The Halifax, Massachusetts man is currently recovering from the first US penis transplant in history. Manning was diagnosed with penile cancer in 2012, eventually resulting in the amputation of his member. But, under the guidance of staff at the Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston, Manning underwent a 15-hour operation, leaving doctors optimistic that he will be urinating normally again in a few weeks. Hey, sexual activity isn’t ruled out further down the line either! Manning says that after this successful procedure, he is looking forward to walking out of the hospital a “complete man.” So, does this Kardashian Conspiracy go deeper than we know? And for your bi-weekly dispatch of offbeat news stories and Top 10 lists published every day, be sure to subscribe to WatchMojo.com.