Horrible Things You Didn't Know You Could Do in Untitled Goose Game | MojoPlays

Welcome to Mojo - HONK! - Plays, and this is our - HONK! - list of Bad Things You - HONK! - You Didn’t Know You Could - HONK! - Do in Untitled - HONK! - Goose Game AND WILL SOMEONE PLEASE SHUT THAT GOOSE UP?!?! ...Geez! Geese can be real jerks, and this list certainly proves it. For this video we’re looking at the awful things you can do in this game, that’s NOT on the To Do list, or the “To Do As Well” list, just in case you wanted to cause some extra havoc. Take Down ALL the Anti-Goose Signs! It’s no secret that everyone in this town cannot stand geese. Once you irritate them enough to unlock the final task, they put up a big no goose sign. How dare they! Those heathens are adopting a poultrist attitude, and it needs to be stopped! Tear those signs down and throw them away! After all, the Goose can’t be banned if there aren’t any signs saying otherwise. Give the Caterer a Hard Time Surprisingly, the caterer isn’t given a prominent role for the pub area. That isn’t to say there aren’t a couple of ways to make her job harder to accomplish. Upon entering the area, you may have noticed a discarded box laying near the pub’s entrance. Place the box in the caterer’s path, jump inside, and wait for the right moment to give her a good scare. However if you really want to give her a hard time, you can try continuously closing the back doors of the van, ahh this never gets old. Bullying the Boy There are so many ways to pick on this kid it makes the developers seem like the bullies! In the second area of the game, there are a couple of tasks that involve antagonizing him, like untying his shoes and stealing his glasses. But if you’re feeling a little more devilish, there are other ways you can make his life more miserable. For starters, he’s absolutely frightened of the goose, so you can chase him away to wherever you want on the map. I sent him all the way out into the river and made him lose his glasses in here. Something tells me he’s going to be in here for a while. Steal the Plane...Again As if you weren’t making the boy’s life any worse, there’s another way you can terrorize him. One of your tasks is to trick someone into buying their own personal item from the shopkeeper by stealing it and placing it in her store. The easiest method is to steal the kid’s plane and wait for him to try and retrieve it. The shopkeeper will lecture him, and you’ll be given the chance to steal the plane AGAIN by snatching it out of her hand! The plane belongs to no one - EVERYTHING BELONGS TO GOOSE!! Tell on the Garden Woman When you make your way to the third area, you’ll find several ways to ignite a neighbour way. Bonk the large bell, break the woman’s vase. Whenever these events happen, the two neighbours will fight. However, like everything else in this game, there’s a way to make things worse. After tricking the gardener into clipping off the rich man’s prized rose, take the rose and go rat her out! The rich man will be furious, but what makes this devilish trick even sweeter, is how he tries to fix his Prize Flower. Now I’m not botanist, but I’m pretty sure marking tape won’t fix a rose. Steal an Ancient Artifact Before you get to the rose, you might discover a few ways to agitate the rich man. (Pay close attention because these evil deeds help in solving the barefoot puzzle) He seems to be quite fond of that tea cup. And what ancient artifact is he holding?? A...“newspaper”? Never heard of one, but if you manage to steal it, the rich man will grumble and pout before reaching for his tea. He’ll do the same thing if you steal the tea and not the paper. But if you want a real challenge, try and steal both of them! And he’ll spend the rest of his afternoon pouting in his chair. Find Yourself Have you explored the entire miniature village yet? Chances are you missed this tiny easter egg when running through. In the corner of the pond, you can find a small model of yourself. Wait a minute...this was hidden in the corner? THEY WANTED TO HIDE YOU!! This town is going to pay! But where to exact revenge … where to … hmmm. Oh I know, how about the old thumbtack on a chair trick. The old man in the bar should be a perfect victim. I don’t know how he didn’t notice the mini-goose, and I don’t think I want to know. Using the Well for Evil Oh, look! A magical well! And there’s a coin right next to it! And it juuuuuust so happens to be next to the garden. Well, since it is possible to lure the gardener to wherever you want, I wouldn’t suggest taking the radio and dangling it near the edge. I also would never suggest throwing his tools down there. And I absolutely would never ever ever suggest luring him towards the well while holding his keys and dropping them down there right in front of him. Why would I do that? Make Someone Throw Out Their Own Package After you’ve caused a neighbour war between the gardener and rich man, you’ll crash through someone’s house only to get driven out the front door. Oh look, there’s an unopened package on the front step. This is your ONE chance to do something nice for someone, So how about we take the package all the way back into the house. Well if you do that, this is what happens. Like, dude! Did you not read the address? You were the ONE person we did a good thing for! You probably broke whatever was inside! Pollute the Lake So, you’ve done it. You’ve tormented the kid, ignited a feud between neighbours, and stolen everyone’s belongings. What else can you do to piss off these goose-hating townsfolk? Well, let’s ruin the last good thing they have - the lake. Grab whatever didn’t fit in the well and toss it in the water. If you toss anything into the river or the well, it’ll all wash up into the lake too if you want to make things go faster. Some people on Twitter have even gone as far to drop EVERY item into the Lake. Now bring on the sequel: “Another Untitled Goose Game”