28 DARKEST Stories Behind Children's Toys

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VOICE OVER: Rebecca Brayton
WRITTEN BY: Donatus Francis Ofiaeli
Not all toys have innocent origins! Join us as we uncover the disturbing and unexpected stories behind your favorite childhood playthings. From cult connections to corporate scandals, these beloved toys hide shocking secrets. Discover how teddy bears commemorate a hunting incident, why Elmo dolls threatened children, and how Beanie Babies sparked criminal activity. The truth behind these iconic toys is darker than you'd ever imagine! Our countdown includes the disturbing backstory of Rainbow Brite, the lead-filled Hannah Montana card game, Slinky's connection to a religious cult, the trampling incident over Tickle-Me Elmo, and the toxic chemicals in Glo Worm's head. Which dark toy story surprised you the most? Let us know in the comments below!
Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we’re looking at unexpected, creepy or disturbing stories that are reportedly behind particular toys.
The Hugga Bunch[a] Nightmare
‘80s kids might fondly recall the Hugga Bunch dolls– soft, plush and oh-so huggable. Fewer may remember the 1985 TV movie that accompanied them, which was surprisingly scary. It follows Bridget’s journey to HuggaLand to restore her grandmother’s youth. Her adventure begins with an unsettling feeling that something’s watching her through the mirror. Then Huggins shows up with an oversized head and stiff movements, straddling the line between “cute” and “possessed toy horror”. Things get creepier when Bridget meets the evil queen, whose withering demise scarred many ‘80s kids just like that first mirror appearance. After everything, Bridget fails to save her Grams. A heartwarming tale about hugs? It feels more like a fever dream wrapped in a grim lesson about aging.
Sectaurs[b]’ Biological Warfare & Slavery Tale
If you’ve never heard about these Coleco toys, that’s understandable– They didn’t stick around for long. Part action figures and part hand puppets, Sectaurs also had a five-episode miniseries that was pretty dark. Set on Symbion, the tale unfolds after a failed genetic experiment leaves humans as insect hybrids. As if that’s not bleak enough, these bug-people are locked in an endless battle over a mysterious source of power. On the surface, it’s just another action-packed toyline. Dig deeper and it begins to feel like an allegory for science gone wrong– uncomfortably close to real-world biological warfare. What about the level of slavery that happens in Slave City? Yeah, this is way heavier than your typical Saturday morning cartoon.
Are Humans Experiments in GoBots?
Tonka’s GoBots often get dismissed as a lesser version of Transformers, even though they actually came first. Sure, the toylines share plenty of similarities, even some voice actors, but let’s forget the rivalry and talk about GoBots’ wild backstory. These robots started out as Gobeings, which are human-like creatures. Then when disaster struck, an engineer thought the best survival plan was to rip out their brains and place them in robot bodies. So GoBots aren’t some living metals; they’re basically humans trapped in mechanical shells..That’s creepy! Now, they’re stuck in an endless war as Guardians or Renegades. Honestly, this is a disturbing tale about losing your humanity and becoming a war machine forever. But hey, it’s just a cartoon.
Slinky Linked to a Cult
This mesmerizing toy is a household favorite, loved for its hypnotic ability to tumble down on its own. But did you know its creation was an accident? Back in the late 1940s, Navy engineer Richard James stumbled upon it while working on something entirely different. He and his wife Betty named it, and soon it became a money-making sensation. However, things took a drastic turn when James abandoned his family and joined a mysterious religious group. The business nearly fell apart since he diverted all his money to this cult. But Betty didn’t let it sink. Thanks to her perseverance, the Slinky didn’t just survive– it became a Hall of Fame toy and Slinky Dog in “Toy Story”.
Teddy Bears as Symbol of Man’s Cruelty
These plush, cuddly stuffed toys aren’t just for kids. They’re wholesome gifts of love and comfort, even for adults. But their origin has a violent twist. In 1902, while President Theodore Roosevelt was on a hunting trip, his assistants clubbed a bear, tied it to a tree, and urged him to shoot it. Finding it unsportsmanlike, Roosevelt refused to do such a cruel thing. This incident went viral, by 1900s standards. While a cartoonist satirized the President’s act, candy shop owner Morris Michtom[c] saw an opportunity. He created a toy bear and named it after Roosevelt. Ironically, while this children’s toy became an incredibly popular symbol of warmth, the original bear wasn’t so lucky. It was, of course, killed.
The G.I. Joe JFK Figure Is Unsettling
Toylines can be a great way to immortalize beloved figures as Hasbro has done for years. But when it has to do with a president who was assassinated, it casts a dark shadow. We’re talking about the G.I. Joe JFK figure. Released in the 2000s, this celebrity doll is modelled after President John F. Kennedy as a Navy Commander. It’s a fascinating one that honors his heroic rescue of his crew after their boat was sunk by a Japanese destroyer, complete with his famous coconut husk message. While it celebrates his bravery, tying a children’s toy to one of the most tragic figures in American history feels off. Some might even find it disrespectful to the dead.
P. J. Sparkles Echoes “Lord of the Flies”
With all its glitter, you wouldn’t expect P. J. Sparkles to have any hint of darkness– until you learn of the doll’s origin. Created by Mattel in the late ‘80s, this glowing doll got the usual cartoon movie, which feels downright horrifying from an adult perspective. 1992’s “P. J. Sparkles” follows an orphaned girl who stumbles into Twinkle Town in her quest for love. There, she finds a group of nameless children who instantly worship her. Yep, this cult-like devotion is already a red flag. Hang on, it gets more disturbing. The girl abandons them for a boy and Twinkle Town plunges into chaos, with these kids going berserk. Okay, isn’t this “Lord of the Flies,” but with sparkles?
Not-So-Cheerful Rainbow Brite
Launched in 1984 by Mattel and Hallmark, Rainbow Brite toys were adored for their vibrant, cheerful designs. The Color Kids, Twink and Starlite embody a whimsical world filled with optimism. But the TV series revealed a shockingly bleak backstory. Before she became Rainbow Brite, Wisp was just a normal girl trapped in a colorless world ruled by an evil force. Add that with her encountering nightmarish creatures in this gloomy universe, with a baby constantly in jeopardy, and you’ll realize how messed up this is. If this dystopian setting was for older people, it’d have been alright. But for kids? The ones who keep hugging these dolls? It’s way too intense, especially for what the toyline stood for.
Very Threatening Elmo/Elmo Channels Chucky
There are few children’s characters more iconic than Elmo, the breakout star of Sesame Street. This furry red creature with the orange nose has had countless toys made in his likeness over the years. Many of them, like “Tickle-Me Elmo,” have become must-have items upon release. Unfortunately, a number of speaking Elmo dolls have “broken bad” after going home to an unsuspecting family. The 2007 Sing with Elmo's Greatest Hits’ toy encouraged kids to “beat up Elmo” and “rip your fur out”. It was an issue of distorted audio. In 2008, one “Elmo Knows Your Name” doll went full “Child’s Play” when it allegedly started saying “Kill James” to its two-year-old owner, James Bowman. Who would have guessed that it would be Elmo to pick up where Chucky left off?
The Cannibal Cabbage Patch Kid
These smiling, cherubic dolls were a mainstay of many a childhood in the ‘80s and ‘90s. Though they’re still being produced and distributed, back in the day there was literally one in every kid’s closet or bed. Heck, a Cabbage Patch Kid may have even replaced a teddy bear at night as the thing that 4-year-old you cuddled while falling asleep. Well, you should just be thankful that it wasn’t one of the Cabbage Patch Snacktime Kids, which were all the rage around Christmas 1996. This line of the dolls ate plastic food, which would then wind up in the doll’s backpack. The problem? Reports of the doll’s eating mechanism starting to pull in children’s fingers and hair.
Potty-Mouthed Teletubby Dolls?
Today’s toddlers and tykes might have moved on to Paw Patrol, but between 1997 and 2001, these strange, color-coded creatures dominated preschool aged children’s television. With their impossibly smooth facial features, screens implanted in their tummies and a gibberish language all of their own, they enchanted kids and unnerved parents in equal measure. Well, as it turns out the Red teletubby, Po, was giving parents something more concrete to take issue with - at least the toy version of Po. The voice actress behind one talking Po doll had a strong accent, resulting in one of the toy’s pre-recorded lines sounding a lot like it was saying “bite my butt” and a homophobic slur. Despite clarifying what the doll was actually saying, Hasbro ultimately pulled it from shelves.
Barbie & Ken Were Named After a Brother & Sister
These two go together like peanut butter and jelly, bacon and eggs, or milk and cookies. With the exception of a brief breakup in the mid-aughts, Ken and Barbie have always been a pair - more specifically, a romantic one. Given that Ken was introduced in 1961, their love has spanned over a half century. As many people know, Barbie was named after creator Ruth Handler’s daughter, Barbara. Less known is that the second character added to the line, the anatomically incomplete Ken, is also named after one of Ruth’s children, Barbara’s brother Kenneth. While the characters aren’t siblings, their respective namesakes are - and that inspires a bit of a “no feeling.”
The Hostile Takeover of Polly Pocket
When we think back on the toys that we grew up playing with, its with fondness and a profound sense of innocence; they’re symbols of a simpler time in your life. In reality however, toys are (and always have been) big business. So while you’re relationship your childhood playthings might be pure, chances are that behind the scenes, some not so savory things went down - as is the case with Polly Pocket. The concept was originally a DIY one crafted by a father for his daughter. It was then licensed to Bluebird Toys, who helped bring this novel toy to countless children. Mattel also got in on the distribution deal, but in the late ‘90s, Bluebird was finally bought by the former after weathering numerous hostile takeover attempts.
Hannah Montana Card Game Was Loaded with Lead
It’s taken years, but Miley Cyrus has finally distanced herself from the Disney character who made her a star, Hannah Montana. In the early years of her career, however, Miley and Hannah were interchangeable, and together, they amassed legions of young fans who wanted everything Hannah Montana-related, from clothing, to school supplies, to toys. One such product released was the Hannah Montana Pop Star Card Game. Unfortunately, those who bought it were unknowingly getting far more than they bargained for. The carrying case contained 3,056 parts per million of lead - many times more than the 40-ppm limit recommended by the American Academy of Pediatrics. And yet, due to a technicality, it was never recalled.
“Sesame Street” Lead Paint Scandal
Like in many other industries, toy companies rely heavily on Chinese companies to manufacture and supply their toys, and this supply chain structure can sometimes make it difficult to trace the exact roots of the materials involved. In one such case, Zhang Shuhong, the head of Lee Der Industrial Co. took his own life after it was announced that his company's exports would be banned due to them containing excessive amounts of lead. According to a Chinese source, the paint used to illustrate the familiar faces of Big Bird, Elmo and others was fake. Shuhong’s company quickly took a massive hit, and he took his own life as a result, a practice that is sadly common in China for disgraced officials.
Furby Was Accused of Being a Spy
Furby was many things: a massive trend, an exciting new piece of consumer toy tech, and a solid substitute for kids who wanted a pet but whose parents refused. Over at the National Security Agency (or NSA), however, Furby had a more sinister reputation - the little talking furball was actually considered persona non grata. Why? Well, apparently there were concerns about the delightful little toy being used as a tool of espionage given its language-related systems. A reported internal memo revealed that Furbies were strictly prohibited, and if a Furby was seen in the building it was to be reported immediately. Unfortunately, like Po the teletubby, Furby’s speech proved surprisingly problematic; the little electronic creature was saying “hug me” but it sounded like an entirely different demand.
1982 Glo Worm's Poisonous Plastic Head
Every parent hopes to find that perfect doll or stuffed animal for their young child to bond with - a friend to keep them company through the night and provide a sense of comfort. In the early 1980s, an unlikely competitor entered the fray in the form of Hasbro Playskool’s “Glow Worm”. The sleepy looking worm had a kindly face and wore a sleeping cap and pyjamas. When squeezed, the worm’s head would gently glow with light. Unfortunately, the material the Glo Worm’s head got its distinctive malleable texture via a chemical plastic softener, phthalates, which is toxic when ingested. Thankfully, it’s head was fairly tough to chew through, but it certainly undermines the trust between parent and stuffed toy.
Lisa Frank Inc. Was Reportedly a Terrible Work Environment
Not every company’s corporate culture matches with their public image. Case in point: Lisa Frank Incorporated. For the uninitiated, Lisa Frank is a kid’s merchandising company that was popular in the ‘80s and ‘90s, specializing in colorful stickers, school supplies, and more. The company’s one-time slogan was “You Gotta Have It,” and for many a young girl, Lisa Frank swag was indeed the pinnacle of cool. While people still feel nostalgic about the brand, past employees generally aren’t among them. A scathing Jezebel.com article called the company a “Rainbow Gulag.” Employee horror stories abound and have for years, including rules enforcing zero conversation, management recording employee phone calls, a verbally abusive CEO, sudden terminations, and countless employee lawsuits.
Legal War Over Troll Dolls
Like Polly Pocket, these dolls -instantly identifiable thanks to their wild hair, cherubic cheeks and prominent belly buttons- have a complicated backstory. These bizarre little humanoid creatures were first conceived of and created by a humble Danish man in the 1950s who carved the very first troll doll out of necessity; Christmas was coming and he couldn’t afford a gift for his daughter. He soon found himself with a fledgling business empire, but while he secured a copyright for his creation in his native Denmark, he encountered issues in the United States. Because of a loophole involving distribution in America, troll dolls passed into the public domain, robbing a creator of his dues. It would be decades before the copyright was reinstated in 1996.
X-Rated Slap Bracelets
Often, it’s the simplest of toys that really wind up resonating with kids. Long before the days of the fidget spinner, the thing that kids couldn’t stop fidgeting with were snap bracelets. The concept is simple: a thin, curved piece of metal is covered in a colorful material. When hit against a surface, or an arm or leg, it curls into a circle. Unfortunately, as the material frayed on cheaper bracelets, sharp metal edges could result in cuts, prompting recalls and school bans. In 2011, however, the slap bracelet’s reputation worsened when a Florida school used them as part of a fundraising effort, only to discover images of nude women printed on the metal interior as the material wore down.
Employee Trampled Over a Tickle-Me Elmo
Elmo strikes again! As everyone’s favorite Sesame Street resident has learned firsthand, fame comes with a price. Not only have various Elmo dolls been caught saying troubling things, but, in the case of the aforementioned Tickle-Me Elmo doll, someone actually got hurt. Released in 1996, the toy became THE toy of the holiday season after Rosie O’Donnell plugged it on her show. Suddenly, parents were scrambling to get one, and on multiple occasions, the in-store competition turned violent. The worst such example of this occurred in Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada, where a 27 year old clerk was trampled by a mob of shoppers trying to get the Tickle-Me Elmo in his hands. He suffered a concussion, broken ribs, a pulled hamstring and various back, knee and jaw injuries.
Easy Bake Ovens Burned Dozens of Children
These child-oriented toy ovens were first produced in 1963. Over the decades and with well over 16 million units sold, they’ve successfully yielded countless reasonably-tasty, easily baked confections for kids and their parents alike - usually without incident. Unfortunately, not every model put to market is created equal. A 2006 model had a design flaw that allowed kids’ hands or fingers to become caught in the oven’s front-loading door. 29 such cases were reported, including 5 that involved burns. A retrofit kit was released, but failed to make a difference; the number of burns climbed to 77, including one that required the partial amputation of a five-year-old’s finger.
Super Soaker Attacks
In hot summer months, super soakers can be a great way for children to cool down and get some physical activity. There’s nothing like the threat of being hit by a stream of cold water to get a group of kids laughing, screaming and running around. The thing is, super soakers should only be used with adult supervision to make sure that they’re being played with appropriately, safely and in a way that is fun for everyone involved. Sure, it’s just water, but at high enough pressures, it can still hurt. Worse, the contents can be switched for another liquid. There have been several cases of people filling super soakers with bleach or other chemical irritants, resulting in severe burns.
Gak Is Street-Slang
Would the average parent let their kid play with a toy called cocaine?Not likely! But in the early ‘90s, Nickelodeon and Mattel came together to release a gross-out toy called “gak,” inspired by the gooey substance by the same name featured on the TV series, “Double Dare.” A canister of thick, squishy material, Gak would make a fart sound when pushed. While kids got a kick out of it, the name surely raised a few eyebrows amongst adults familiar with drug culture. As then-“Double Dare” host Marc Summers has acknowledged, it’s a street term for heroin. Yikes.
The Dangers of Lego
There are few toys that have enjoyed more enduring popularity or inspired more children than Lego. Unfortunately, these little interconnecting plastic blocks enjoy such universal popularity that, sadly, they often find their way into the hands of children who don’t meet the minimum age requirement for safe play. And as little hands always do, they put those lego blocks into their mouths where they pose a serious choking hazard - especially the smaller pieces. Choking is among the leading causes of injury and death in small children, which is why it’s so important to supervise infants and toddlers at play - and respect age recommendations. Over the years, there have been a number of reported cases of children of choking on Lego blocks - some sadly fatal.
He-Man Got His Skin Lightened
As anyone in the industry will tell you, a lot of work goes into a toy’s design before it’s sent to market. You have to be sure that the toy will appeal to the largest demographic. And apparently the people behind the original He-Man toy thought the character would sell better with a lighter skin tone as opposed to a toy with a ‘deeply tanned Eastern European or Middle Eastern appearance.’ One of the earliest prototypes for He-Man had a dark complexion and dark hair to match. But the powers that be at Mattel decided to make him overtly white and blonde-haired. 30 years later, a version of the original He-Man would finally be released under the character name Vikor.
The Banning & Destruction of Lawn Darts
In theory, lawn darts sound like a wholesome, harmless outdoor target game for the whole family. Unfortunately, when thrown, these seemingly innocuous pieces of sporting equipment can become lethal projectiles. The metal tips, designed to pierce and stick into soft ground on contact, have proven to be devastating when they make contact with a person. Countless injuries and numerous deaths resulting from lawn darts have resulted in them being banned in the United States multiple times over. First they were made illegal across the board, only for the ban to be lifted under the condition that they not be marketed as toys. Following the tragic death of a child however, they were once again banned outright in 1988.
Beanie Babies Caused a Lot of Drama… Including a Crime Wave
They were cute, they were cuddly, they were soft, and as a child, you wanted them oh so badly. The thing is, it wasn’t just kids who fell fast and hard for the Ty company’s extensive line of plush toys. Adult collectors were soon fighting for them too. Beanie Babies became the catalyst for a whole lot of ugliness. Couples went to court over them, kids were hurt in mob-like rushes at sales, and families were financially ruined. Counterfeits abounded, as did fraud and theft for online resale. The New York Times even reported on a Beanie Baby Bandit. Ty Inc. was actually accused of market manipulation. How did something so innocent get so messy?
Which children’s cartoon has the darkest or most disturbing story you’ve ever seen? Let us know in the comment section.
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The Hugga Bunch[a] Nightmare
‘80s kids might fondly recall the Hugga Bunch dolls– soft, plush and oh-so huggable. Fewer may remember the 1985 TV movie that accompanied them, which was surprisingly scary. It follows Bridget’s journey to HuggaLand to restore her grandmother’s youth. Her adventure begins with an unsettling feeling that something’s watching her through the mirror. Then Huggins shows up with an oversized head and stiff movements, straddling the line between “cute” and “possessed toy horror”. Things get creepier when Bridget meets the evil queen, whose withering demise scarred many ‘80s kids just like that first mirror appearance. After everything, Bridget fails to save her Grams. A heartwarming tale about hugs? It feels more like a fever dream wrapped in a grim lesson about aging.
Sectaurs[b]’ Biological Warfare & Slavery Tale
If you’ve never heard about these Coleco toys, that’s understandable– They didn’t stick around for long. Part action figures and part hand puppets, Sectaurs also had a five-episode miniseries that was pretty dark. Set on Symbion, the tale unfolds after a failed genetic experiment leaves humans as insect hybrids. As if that’s not bleak enough, these bug-people are locked in an endless battle over a mysterious source of power. On the surface, it’s just another action-packed toyline. Dig deeper and it begins to feel like an allegory for science gone wrong– uncomfortably close to real-world biological warfare. What about the level of slavery that happens in Slave City? Yeah, this is way heavier than your typical Saturday morning cartoon.
Are Humans Experiments in GoBots?
Tonka’s GoBots often get dismissed as a lesser version of Transformers, even though they actually came first. Sure, the toylines share plenty of similarities, even some voice actors, but let’s forget the rivalry and talk about GoBots’ wild backstory. These robots started out as Gobeings, which are human-like creatures. Then when disaster struck, an engineer thought the best survival plan was to rip out their brains and place them in robot bodies. So GoBots aren’t some living metals; they’re basically humans trapped in mechanical shells..That’s creepy! Now, they’re stuck in an endless war as Guardians or Renegades. Honestly, this is a disturbing tale about losing your humanity and becoming a war machine forever. But hey, it’s just a cartoon.
Slinky Linked to a Cult
This mesmerizing toy is a household favorite, loved for its hypnotic ability to tumble down on its own. But did you know its creation was an accident? Back in the late 1940s, Navy engineer Richard James stumbled upon it while working on something entirely different. He and his wife Betty named it, and soon it became a money-making sensation. However, things took a drastic turn when James abandoned his family and joined a mysterious religious group. The business nearly fell apart since he diverted all his money to this cult. But Betty didn’t let it sink. Thanks to her perseverance, the Slinky didn’t just survive– it became a Hall of Fame toy and Slinky Dog in “Toy Story”.
Teddy Bears as Symbol of Man’s Cruelty
These plush, cuddly stuffed toys aren’t just for kids. They’re wholesome gifts of love and comfort, even for adults. But their origin has a violent twist. In 1902, while President Theodore Roosevelt was on a hunting trip, his assistants clubbed a bear, tied it to a tree, and urged him to shoot it. Finding it unsportsmanlike, Roosevelt refused to do such a cruel thing. This incident went viral, by 1900s standards. While a cartoonist satirized the President’s act, candy shop owner Morris Michtom[c] saw an opportunity. He created a toy bear and named it after Roosevelt. Ironically, while this children’s toy became an incredibly popular symbol of warmth, the original bear wasn’t so lucky. It was, of course, killed.
The G.I. Joe JFK Figure Is Unsettling
Toylines can be a great way to immortalize beloved figures as Hasbro has done for years. But when it has to do with a president who was assassinated, it casts a dark shadow. We’re talking about the G.I. Joe JFK figure. Released in the 2000s, this celebrity doll is modelled after President John F. Kennedy as a Navy Commander. It’s a fascinating one that honors his heroic rescue of his crew after their boat was sunk by a Japanese destroyer, complete with his famous coconut husk message. While it celebrates his bravery, tying a children’s toy to one of the most tragic figures in American history feels off. Some might even find it disrespectful to the dead.
P. J. Sparkles Echoes “Lord of the Flies”
With all its glitter, you wouldn’t expect P. J. Sparkles to have any hint of darkness– until you learn of the doll’s origin. Created by Mattel in the late ‘80s, this glowing doll got the usual cartoon movie, which feels downright horrifying from an adult perspective. 1992’s “P. J. Sparkles” follows an orphaned girl who stumbles into Twinkle Town in her quest for love. There, she finds a group of nameless children who instantly worship her. Yep, this cult-like devotion is already a red flag. Hang on, it gets more disturbing. The girl abandons them for a boy and Twinkle Town plunges into chaos, with these kids going berserk. Okay, isn’t this “Lord of the Flies,” but with sparkles?
Not-So-Cheerful Rainbow Brite
Launched in 1984 by Mattel and Hallmark, Rainbow Brite toys were adored for their vibrant, cheerful designs. The Color Kids, Twink and Starlite embody a whimsical world filled with optimism. But the TV series revealed a shockingly bleak backstory. Before she became Rainbow Brite, Wisp was just a normal girl trapped in a colorless world ruled by an evil force. Add that with her encountering nightmarish creatures in this gloomy universe, with a baby constantly in jeopardy, and you’ll realize how messed up this is. If this dystopian setting was for older people, it’d have been alright. But for kids? The ones who keep hugging these dolls? It’s way too intense, especially for what the toyline stood for.
Very Threatening Elmo/Elmo Channels Chucky
There are few children’s characters more iconic than Elmo, the breakout star of Sesame Street. This furry red creature with the orange nose has had countless toys made in his likeness over the years. Many of them, like “Tickle-Me Elmo,” have become must-have items upon release. Unfortunately, a number of speaking Elmo dolls have “broken bad” after going home to an unsuspecting family. The 2007 Sing with Elmo's Greatest Hits’ toy encouraged kids to “beat up Elmo” and “rip your fur out”. It was an issue of distorted audio. In 2008, one “Elmo Knows Your Name” doll went full “Child’s Play” when it allegedly started saying “Kill James” to its two-year-old owner, James Bowman. Who would have guessed that it would be Elmo to pick up where Chucky left off?
The Cannibal Cabbage Patch Kid
These smiling, cherubic dolls were a mainstay of many a childhood in the ‘80s and ‘90s. Though they’re still being produced and distributed, back in the day there was literally one in every kid’s closet or bed. Heck, a Cabbage Patch Kid may have even replaced a teddy bear at night as the thing that 4-year-old you cuddled while falling asleep. Well, you should just be thankful that it wasn’t one of the Cabbage Patch Snacktime Kids, which were all the rage around Christmas 1996. This line of the dolls ate plastic food, which would then wind up in the doll’s backpack. The problem? Reports of the doll’s eating mechanism starting to pull in children’s fingers and hair.
Potty-Mouthed Teletubby Dolls?
Today’s toddlers and tykes might have moved on to Paw Patrol, but between 1997 and 2001, these strange, color-coded creatures dominated preschool aged children’s television. With their impossibly smooth facial features, screens implanted in their tummies and a gibberish language all of their own, they enchanted kids and unnerved parents in equal measure. Well, as it turns out the Red teletubby, Po, was giving parents something more concrete to take issue with - at least the toy version of Po. The voice actress behind one talking Po doll had a strong accent, resulting in one of the toy’s pre-recorded lines sounding a lot like it was saying “bite my butt” and a homophobic slur. Despite clarifying what the doll was actually saying, Hasbro ultimately pulled it from shelves.
Barbie & Ken Were Named After a Brother & Sister
These two go together like peanut butter and jelly, bacon and eggs, or milk and cookies. With the exception of a brief breakup in the mid-aughts, Ken and Barbie have always been a pair - more specifically, a romantic one. Given that Ken was introduced in 1961, their love has spanned over a half century. As many people know, Barbie was named after creator Ruth Handler’s daughter, Barbara. Less known is that the second character added to the line, the anatomically incomplete Ken, is also named after one of Ruth’s children, Barbara’s brother Kenneth. While the characters aren’t siblings, their respective namesakes are - and that inspires a bit of a “no feeling.”
The Hostile Takeover of Polly Pocket
When we think back on the toys that we grew up playing with, its with fondness and a profound sense of innocence; they’re symbols of a simpler time in your life. In reality however, toys are (and always have been) big business. So while you’re relationship your childhood playthings might be pure, chances are that behind the scenes, some not so savory things went down - as is the case with Polly Pocket. The concept was originally a DIY one crafted by a father for his daughter. It was then licensed to Bluebird Toys, who helped bring this novel toy to countless children. Mattel also got in on the distribution deal, but in the late ‘90s, Bluebird was finally bought by the former after weathering numerous hostile takeover attempts.
Hannah Montana Card Game Was Loaded with Lead
It’s taken years, but Miley Cyrus has finally distanced herself from the Disney character who made her a star, Hannah Montana. In the early years of her career, however, Miley and Hannah were interchangeable, and together, they amassed legions of young fans who wanted everything Hannah Montana-related, from clothing, to school supplies, to toys. One such product released was the Hannah Montana Pop Star Card Game. Unfortunately, those who bought it were unknowingly getting far more than they bargained for. The carrying case contained 3,056 parts per million of lead - many times more than the 40-ppm limit recommended by the American Academy of Pediatrics. And yet, due to a technicality, it was never recalled.
“Sesame Street” Lead Paint Scandal
Like in many other industries, toy companies rely heavily on Chinese companies to manufacture and supply their toys, and this supply chain structure can sometimes make it difficult to trace the exact roots of the materials involved. In one such case, Zhang Shuhong, the head of Lee Der Industrial Co. took his own life after it was announced that his company's exports would be banned due to them containing excessive amounts of lead. According to a Chinese source, the paint used to illustrate the familiar faces of Big Bird, Elmo and others was fake. Shuhong’s company quickly took a massive hit, and he took his own life as a result, a practice that is sadly common in China for disgraced officials.
Furby Was Accused of Being a Spy
Furby was many things: a massive trend, an exciting new piece of consumer toy tech, and a solid substitute for kids who wanted a pet but whose parents refused. Over at the National Security Agency (or NSA), however, Furby had a more sinister reputation - the little talking furball was actually considered persona non grata. Why? Well, apparently there were concerns about the delightful little toy being used as a tool of espionage given its language-related systems. A reported internal memo revealed that Furbies were strictly prohibited, and if a Furby was seen in the building it was to be reported immediately. Unfortunately, like Po the teletubby, Furby’s speech proved surprisingly problematic; the little electronic creature was saying “hug me” but it sounded like an entirely different demand.
1982 Glo Worm's Poisonous Plastic Head
Every parent hopes to find that perfect doll or stuffed animal for their young child to bond with - a friend to keep them company through the night and provide a sense of comfort. In the early 1980s, an unlikely competitor entered the fray in the form of Hasbro Playskool’s “Glow Worm”. The sleepy looking worm had a kindly face and wore a sleeping cap and pyjamas. When squeezed, the worm’s head would gently glow with light. Unfortunately, the material the Glo Worm’s head got its distinctive malleable texture via a chemical plastic softener, phthalates, which is toxic when ingested. Thankfully, it’s head was fairly tough to chew through, but it certainly undermines the trust between parent and stuffed toy.
Lisa Frank Inc. Was Reportedly a Terrible Work Environment
Not every company’s corporate culture matches with their public image. Case in point: Lisa Frank Incorporated. For the uninitiated, Lisa Frank is a kid’s merchandising company that was popular in the ‘80s and ‘90s, specializing in colorful stickers, school supplies, and more. The company’s one-time slogan was “You Gotta Have It,” and for many a young girl, Lisa Frank swag was indeed the pinnacle of cool. While people still feel nostalgic about the brand, past employees generally aren’t among them. A scathing Jezebel.com article called the company a “Rainbow Gulag.” Employee horror stories abound and have for years, including rules enforcing zero conversation, management recording employee phone calls, a verbally abusive CEO, sudden terminations, and countless employee lawsuits.
Legal War Over Troll Dolls
Like Polly Pocket, these dolls -instantly identifiable thanks to their wild hair, cherubic cheeks and prominent belly buttons- have a complicated backstory. These bizarre little humanoid creatures were first conceived of and created by a humble Danish man in the 1950s who carved the very first troll doll out of necessity; Christmas was coming and he couldn’t afford a gift for his daughter. He soon found himself with a fledgling business empire, but while he secured a copyright for his creation in his native Denmark, he encountered issues in the United States. Because of a loophole involving distribution in America, troll dolls passed into the public domain, robbing a creator of his dues. It would be decades before the copyright was reinstated in 1996.
X-Rated Slap Bracelets
Often, it’s the simplest of toys that really wind up resonating with kids. Long before the days of the fidget spinner, the thing that kids couldn’t stop fidgeting with were snap bracelets. The concept is simple: a thin, curved piece of metal is covered in a colorful material. When hit against a surface, or an arm or leg, it curls into a circle. Unfortunately, as the material frayed on cheaper bracelets, sharp metal edges could result in cuts, prompting recalls and school bans. In 2011, however, the slap bracelet’s reputation worsened when a Florida school used them as part of a fundraising effort, only to discover images of nude women printed on the metal interior as the material wore down.
Employee Trampled Over a Tickle-Me Elmo
Elmo strikes again! As everyone’s favorite Sesame Street resident has learned firsthand, fame comes with a price. Not only have various Elmo dolls been caught saying troubling things, but, in the case of the aforementioned Tickle-Me Elmo doll, someone actually got hurt. Released in 1996, the toy became THE toy of the holiday season after Rosie O’Donnell plugged it on her show. Suddenly, parents were scrambling to get one, and on multiple occasions, the in-store competition turned violent. The worst such example of this occurred in Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada, where a 27 year old clerk was trampled by a mob of shoppers trying to get the Tickle-Me Elmo in his hands. He suffered a concussion, broken ribs, a pulled hamstring and various back, knee and jaw injuries.
Easy Bake Ovens Burned Dozens of Children
These child-oriented toy ovens were first produced in 1963. Over the decades and with well over 16 million units sold, they’ve successfully yielded countless reasonably-tasty, easily baked confections for kids and their parents alike - usually without incident. Unfortunately, not every model put to market is created equal. A 2006 model had a design flaw that allowed kids’ hands or fingers to become caught in the oven’s front-loading door. 29 such cases were reported, including 5 that involved burns. A retrofit kit was released, but failed to make a difference; the number of burns climbed to 77, including one that required the partial amputation of a five-year-old’s finger.
Super Soaker Attacks
In hot summer months, super soakers can be a great way for children to cool down and get some physical activity. There’s nothing like the threat of being hit by a stream of cold water to get a group of kids laughing, screaming and running around. The thing is, super soakers should only be used with adult supervision to make sure that they’re being played with appropriately, safely and in a way that is fun for everyone involved. Sure, it’s just water, but at high enough pressures, it can still hurt. Worse, the contents can be switched for another liquid. There have been several cases of people filling super soakers with bleach or other chemical irritants, resulting in severe burns.
Gak Is Street-Slang
Would the average parent let their kid play with a toy called cocaine?Not likely! But in the early ‘90s, Nickelodeon and Mattel came together to release a gross-out toy called “gak,” inspired by the gooey substance by the same name featured on the TV series, “Double Dare.” A canister of thick, squishy material, Gak would make a fart sound when pushed. While kids got a kick out of it, the name surely raised a few eyebrows amongst adults familiar with drug culture. As then-“Double Dare” host Marc Summers has acknowledged, it’s a street term for heroin. Yikes.
The Dangers of Lego
There are few toys that have enjoyed more enduring popularity or inspired more children than Lego. Unfortunately, these little interconnecting plastic blocks enjoy such universal popularity that, sadly, they often find their way into the hands of children who don’t meet the minimum age requirement for safe play. And as little hands always do, they put those lego blocks into their mouths where they pose a serious choking hazard - especially the smaller pieces. Choking is among the leading causes of injury and death in small children, which is why it’s so important to supervise infants and toddlers at play - and respect age recommendations. Over the years, there have been a number of reported cases of children of choking on Lego blocks - some sadly fatal.
He-Man Got His Skin Lightened
As anyone in the industry will tell you, a lot of work goes into a toy’s design before it’s sent to market. You have to be sure that the toy will appeal to the largest demographic. And apparently the people behind the original He-Man toy thought the character would sell better with a lighter skin tone as opposed to a toy with a ‘deeply tanned Eastern European or Middle Eastern appearance.’ One of the earliest prototypes for He-Man had a dark complexion and dark hair to match. But the powers that be at Mattel decided to make him overtly white and blonde-haired. 30 years later, a version of the original He-Man would finally be released under the character name Vikor.
The Banning & Destruction of Lawn Darts
In theory, lawn darts sound like a wholesome, harmless outdoor target game for the whole family. Unfortunately, when thrown, these seemingly innocuous pieces of sporting equipment can become lethal projectiles. The metal tips, designed to pierce and stick into soft ground on contact, have proven to be devastating when they make contact with a person. Countless injuries and numerous deaths resulting from lawn darts have resulted in them being banned in the United States multiple times over. First they were made illegal across the board, only for the ban to be lifted under the condition that they not be marketed as toys. Following the tragic death of a child however, they were once again banned outright in 1988.
Beanie Babies Caused a Lot of Drama… Including a Crime Wave
They were cute, they were cuddly, they were soft, and as a child, you wanted them oh so badly. The thing is, it wasn’t just kids who fell fast and hard for the Ty company’s extensive line of plush toys. Adult collectors were soon fighting for them too. Beanie Babies became the catalyst for a whole lot of ugliness. Couples went to court over them, kids were hurt in mob-like rushes at sales, and families were financially ruined. Counterfeits abounded, as did fraud and theft for online resale. The New York Times even reported on a Beanie Baby Bandit. Ty Inc. was actually accused of market manipulation. How did something so innocent get so messy?
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“P. J. Sparkles” (1982)
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