Top 10 Best Cars To Have Sex In

We’re starting this list off with a bang. The Rolls-Royce Phantom might not be in everyone’s price range, but it should be on everyone’s list of cars you could definitely get busy in. What better way to woo the one you love than with a headliner that lights up like the night sky? Romance is far from dead, and the Rolls-Royce Phantom keeps it alive and well - did we mention it even features a coolbox specifically designed to hold two smaller bottles of champagne and two flute glasses? Well, if that doesn’t put you in the mood, we’re not sure what will!

Where there’s a will, there is always a way - especially when it comes to sexy time in a smaller vehicle. Sure, the smart fortwo might be one of the smallest modern cars currently on the road today, but that doesn’t mean it’s not perfect for a quick rendez-vous with your lover. With a name that quite literally says it is “for two” it’s an obvious addition to this list! It’ll take some creativity, and a bit of flexibility, but make no mistake, this little two-seater is a clever way to get up close and intimate with the one you desire. Just watch out for that shift knob in the middle - unless you’re into that kind of thing.

This sexy British brute is the granddaddy of SUVs across the pond, and rightfully so. With a handsome exterior that’s sure to get the juices flowing, the inside features luxuriously comfortable seats that recline into lounge chairs, as well as an incredible Meridian Signature Sound System to really put you in the mood with those sultry tunes. With an available 92.8 cubic feet of space in the rear with the seats electronically folded down, this posh gentleman offers up the ultimate space and comfort for a good romp while you make a quick roadside stop amidst exploring the English countryside.

It makes sense that a station wagon would land on this list - especially since we know how much of a dirty word that is North America. But, when you stop to consider that the 2001 model of the Subaru Outback not only featured space for a twin mattress in the back, but also had front seats that folded down completely flat, the dirtiness of “station wagon” takes on a whole new meaning. And that trend has continued into the later models, as well. Subaru definitely had its raunchier outdoor adventurists in mind when it designed this version of the Outback, and we gotta admit, we kinda miss those front flat-folding seats.

This next entry is sure to light a spark on your next romantic drive. The Ford F-150 Lightning not only offers up multiple areas to get it on (backseat, truck bed, frunk), but for those bleeding-heart environmentalists you want to impress, it hits all the right spots, as well. Fully electric, the F-150 Lightning even has outlets in the truck bed, so when you choose to cuddle and canoodle back there, the options are limitless if you want to add a little bit more of an electric buzz to the moment.

While we know the Wrangler isn’t the sexiest-looking vehicle out there, we have to admit that it is one of the best cars to get down and dirty in. And we don’t just mean heavy off-roading in the mud. Not only can the Wrangler get you and your lover to secluded destinations away from prying eyes, but it also offers up an easily cleanable interior, as well as lots of headroom with removable everything (and we don’t just mean your clothing). Adventures in the wilderness take on a whole new meaning when your libido’s high behind the wheel of the Jeep Wrangler.

While no longer available to purchase from Honda in North America, the Fit definitely still deserves one of the top spots here. And there are lots available on the used-car market if you want to test out the raunchy capabilities. Arguably one of the smaller cars on this list, the Honda Fit actually offers up a good amount of headroom - for those position changes - and has something called Magic Seats. And magical, they are. With the ability to fold flat, the Fit has gobs of interior space for those extra-spicy roadside stops. A perfect fit when the mood strikes, no matter where you are.

Of course there was going to be a van on this list! While some may argue that minivans are where the soul goes to die, we rather like to think these uber spacious vehicles are where the soul goes to party and let loose. With enough interior space to put a pineapple on the door and invite more friends, the Pacifica offers a nifty high-tech feature - the Fam Cam. With a ceiling-mounted camera over the back seats, voyeurs have the option to watch their naughty antics on the big screen up front while they do the deed. We’re not sure Chrysler had that in mind for said feature, but we’re definitely digging the possibilities.

The Honda Element may have been square, but with fully flat-folding seats inside, it meant that those who enjoyed that interior space were anything but. Perhaps its most alluring and attractive feature, the Element’s interior was spacious to say the least, offering up the ideal location for those midnight roadside romps. Adding an element of friskiness to an everyday drive was always a possibility with the now-defunct and discontinued Element. But we’re sure there are still a few lingering on the used-car market - just make sure you have a history of full-detailed cleaning over the years.

Before we unveil our top pick, here are a few honorable mentions.

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OK, so we’ve reached the climax of this list with a vehicle that was specifically designed and manufactured to ensure its owners had a moveable love shack. That’s right, Honda engineered the S-MX with randy road-goers in mind. In fact, they often alluded to wanting consumers to pretend the M was rotated to be an E … not as subtle at that point, is it? The Honda S-MX was not sold in North America, but since it is considered a classic now, the shagmobile is legal to grace North American roads and keep couples coming back for more every time they get behind the wheel.


Ever done the deed in the backseat? We know you have! Drop the model name in the comments below so we can live vicariously through your rowdy roadside romps.