Top 10 Celebrity MILFs

In 2006, this Colombian’s hips didn’t lie. Seven years later, they help bear her first child, son Milan (mee-lawn). Two years after that, Shakira’s hips helped bear her second son, Sasha (saw-shuh). After their role in birthing two children, you’d think Shakira’s hips would’ve had enough, but she and her hips are still busting out the dance moves every chance they get. Shakira’s also still in incredible shape by every single measure, and those backbreaking, human anatomy-defying gyrations are still a magnificent thing to behold. Whether or not she plans to have more children is unknown, but if she does, the smart money says that amazing figure isn’t going away.

How excited would you be if you found out your friend’s mom was the star of that strip tease scene in From Dusk Till Dawn? If you’re a guy, you’re thrilled for obvious reasons; if you’re a girl, well you’re probably impressed by those powerful and sexy moves. Hayek held everyone in awe with that scene, and she hasn’t let go since. This native Mexican’s beauty is undeniable, she knows how to work it, and then there’s that accent. If you’ve watched Salma Hayek in any film whatsoever, you know how alluring her voice is. If she’s not a MILF, the whole concept of MILFdom has failed.

She’s an absolute enigma. One moment she’s the girl next door with a soft smile, a charming, if a little obnoxious laugh, and eyes that’ll make you melt; the next moment she’s tapping into her Soviet heritage, turning you ice cold with a sultry, seductive stare. Those qualities will surely come in handy in mother-mode as well, as she can switch back and forth between friendly and fierce parent. Combining her obvious beauty - none of which was lost through childbirth - with a wildly attractive attitude, Mila has the total hot-momma package.

With an incredibly cute smile, soft eyes, and heaps of rom coms in her filmography, Jessica Alba has the girl next-door attitude down to a T. But then you watch Sin City and you see exactly what she has to offer in the sexiness department. Alba is mother to two daughters, and while her looks certainly elevate her to “MILF” status, she isn’t just a pretty face. With her all-natural beauty business, The Honest Company, Alba sets a strong example for her daughters – or anyone’s daughters for that matter. A powerful mother eagle, you wouldn’t mess with her, MILF or not.

You’d be hard pressed to convince anyone that such a beautiful, in-shape woman was ever pregnant, but yes, Blake Lively actually did carry a child. Two of them, in fact. As for her status as MILF? Well, there likely isn’t a straight male on this planet who isn’t jealous of her relationship with Ryan Reynolds, on account of that aforementioned incredible body. Keeping that body fit has to be a feat in itself as well, given Lively’s love of food, cupcake ventures, and her ongoing quest to pick up new cooking skills. Looks may have placed her on today’s list, but there’s much more to Blake Lively than meets the eye.

When you make your name off your looks, as well as other... activities... you can’t exactly let it all drift away, not even for a child. Kim didn’t sacrifice a single flawless feature of her figure to give birth to daughter North, or son Saint, but seriously, did you expect otherwise? For many, Kim is the picture perfect image of beauty, and it’s not hard to see why. She has a paralyzing-ly sexy smile and voluptuous curves she’s extremely proud of. Kim’s also the key architect of the Kardashian empire, so, despite her fame-making “business venture,” she’s a surprisingly good role model for her children. With her body and her attitude, Kim is a dynamite MILF.

Every woman is a queen, but let’s be real, there’s a difference between being a queen, and being Queen Bey. Blue Ivy’s mom is wildly sexy; she’s gorgeous, loves to show off her beautifully curvy figure; she’s a master of dance, breaking out unbelievable hip-breakers at the drop of a dime; and she’s powerful, a leader within the music industry. Ticking every single box, Beyoncé is the very definition of a MILF. Plus, not every celeb’s pregnancy announcements get as much attention as Beyoncé’s.

Arguably the most famous Victoria’s Secret Angel, Heidi Klum is among the super-est of supermodels. She’s also the textbook definition of beautiful, sexy, and gorgeous... in other words, she’s Heidi frigging Klum! She’s famous for her work as a supermodel, yes, but this world-renowned hottie is also a mother to not one, not two, not three, but FOUR kids. Past forty and with four kids under her belt, you wouldn’t blame her if she let loose a bit and lost some of her trim figure, but Heidi hasn’t missed a beat.

What to say about Ms. Jolie? She’s crazy! Crazy good-looking, that is. Artfully enhanced with a set of wild and saucy tattoos scattered around her drool-inducing frame, Angelina doesn’t exactly subscribe to what you’d call “the norm”. A mother of six – three of whom were adopted from developing nations – Jolie used her entry into official, biological MILF-hood to raise over $7M for UNICEF by selling the baby photos through Getty Images. But as a creature of beauty, with her luring eyes and pouty lips, Jolie has a stare that’ll drill a hole right through you and make your heart stop.

Before we unveil our top picks, here are a few honorable mentions:
- Kate Beckinsale
- Megan Fox
- Olivia Wilde

Let’s take a look at some of the best MILF features that the lovely ladies of this list have boasted so far: beautiful face, dominating stare, rocking body, and a powerful presence. Now let’s cross-reference those with Lopez: beautiful face? Check. Dominating stare? Check. Rocking body? Check. Powerful? Absolutely. She’s got it all. Yes, she’s closing in on fifty in the latter half of the 2010s, she’s given birth to two kids, and has had some serious tabloid-related stress, but hot damn she’s still got it! We haven’t even touched on her dance moves yet, but let’s just say Jenny from the block still has it.