Top 10 Harry Potter Quotes We Use All the Time
#10: “I’ll Be in My Bedroom, Making No Noise & Pretending That I Don’t Exist”
There are days we mourn how much of Harry’s savagery was cut from the movies. For instance, when he tells Snape, “There’s no need to call me ‘Sir’” in “Half Blood-Prince”. Luckily, movie Harry still got some shining moments to showcase his sharp tongue. When the Dursleys are having important company over at the beginning of “Chamber of Secrets”, Vernon checks in with Harry to make sure he knows what his role is. Boy, does Harry ever. He gets some equally quotable and scathing dialogue towards the end of “Order of the Phoenix”, this time toward a distressed Umbridge. Beyond the themes of bravery and friendship, the overarching lesson of the story might have just been “don’t cross the Boy Who Lived”.
#9: “Don’t Worry. You’re Just as Sane as I Am”
Very reassuring words from Resident Sane Person, Luna Lovegood. Of course, her sentiment is just that: there is no normal, only individual and shared experience. In both the book and movie, Luna offers the sentiment when Harry finds that he’s the only person among his friends who can see the creatures pulling the carriages up to the school. Luna shares that she, too, can see them and reassures Harry he isn’t going mad. The line feels so emblematic of Luna that its staying power in the fandom doesn’t come as a surprise.
#8: “Obviously…”
Snape’s low, drawling voice makes him so fun to mimic. His character is, of course, quintessential in the books but Alan Rickman breathed an esteemed life into him. One of our favorite scenes is in “Prisoner of Azkaban” when he briefly replaces Lupin as the “Defense Against the Dark Arts” professor. He tells the class to “turn to page 394”, hoping someone will pick up on the significance of the information on the page. Again, Rickman’s delivery is impeccable. Still, we tend to favor his exchange with Umbridge in “Order of the Phoenix” when she tries her best to get under his skin. It’s like watching a gerbil trying to rouse a black cat.
#7: “The Boy Who Lived... Come to Die”
Ralph Fiennes as Voldemort is yet another performance with diction that’s quite fun to imitate. When Harry finally confronts Voldemort, a fated encounter that everything has been building to since the beginning, the Dark Lord still makes time for a bit of wordplay. Just as epic on the page as it is on screen, the line is typically the one people think of most in connection with Voldemort. Well, you know, except for “Avada Kedavra!” Beyond that, memes and parodies aplenty have surfaced, which is always the true mark of something’s legacy.
#6: “Wait ‘Til My Father Hears About This”
This one’s a lot of fun to say whenever something slightly inconvenient happens. With Draco uttering some variation of the line three times in the films – and mentioning his father a handful of others – it’s impossible not to associate his character with the vague threat. Famous last words for someone once turned into a ferret… Thanks to Tom Felton’s ad libbing in “Chamber of Secrets”, we also get the pleasure of quoting his response to Harry disguised as Goyle every now and again. Draco Malfoy: school antagonist or comedian extraordinaire?
#5: “Master Has Given Dobby a Sock”
If someone does the kindness of doing your laundry for you, consider repaying them with this line in thanks. There is something so sweet and innocent but simultaneously hilarious about it, both in and out of context. Perhaps it’s the Elf’s shrill voice or the wonderment with which he says it, but it’s gold. And it’s not the only memorable line Dobby gets either. This one made us laugh out loud while reading, but it was even better to hear it said aloud in the film adaptation. You are far more merciful than we, Dobby.
#4: “Not Me. Not Hermione. You”
This whole scene is highly quotable, if the people replicating the entire thing with perfect intonation online haven’t already proven as much. This one blew up more as a result of the kids and acting that very much reminds us of their age. In the books, Ron actually takes the place of the Knight, and ends up badly injured. But, in the movie, the stakes are quite a bit lower so the drama of it all feels out of place. In any case, Rupert Grint summons all the conviction of the chess piece Ron is filling in for to deliver his big line and encourage Harry onward. The internet was just waiting to dig this one out of the archives.
#3: “Always”
Where most of the quotable lines on our list are decidedly meme-able, this one holds a bit more weight. It’s the final expression of Snape’s devotion, his eternal love for Lily, and the definitive answer about what side he was really on the entire time. The reveal of his patronus also comes during this scene, making it one of the most significant in the franchise. Despite the somberness, this is a fun one to quote with your friends, especially when the context is something silly. For example, “You still like Harry Potter? After all this time?” Go ahead and answer us in the comments.
#2: “It’s LeviOsa, not LeviosA”
Funnily enough, Hermione’s clarification in the book actually puts emphasis on the Wingardium part of the spell – not Leviosa. It turned out to be a winning change for the movie series, though, because this line has been quoted to King’s Cross and back. It’s partly thanks to this and also partly thanks to Emma Watson’s delivery; she’s as perfectly snooty as her character’s book counterpart. We get as much attitude only a few scenes earlier when the trio find Fluffy in the school and Hermione makes her priorities very clear. Ron’s line right after is, of course, just as quote-worthy.
Before we unveil our top pick, here are a few honorable mentions.
“Just Because You’ve Got the Emotional Range of a Teaspoon…”
The Genuine Laughs Following This Line Always Make Us Smile
“Ten Points to Gryffindor!”
Instead of the Boring Old “Good Job!”
“Yeah, You Can Have a Word. Good-bye”
Honestly, We Wish We Could Use This One in More Situations
“Harry, Did You Put Your Name in the Goblet of Fire?!”
A Change in Delivery Made This One Unforgettable
Molly Weasley’s Howler
Molly May Be Yelling but It’s Ron’s Expression That Does All the Talking
#1: “Yer a Wizard, Harry!”
Hagrid has some great scenes in the franchise but his very first might just be his best. It’s the moment Harry’s life changes forever, after all, and who better to announce the news than everyone’s favorite Gamekeeper? With his towering stature and underestimated pink umbrella, Hagrid certainly leaves his mark – on the Dursleys and on us. He becomes Harry’s savior and his first real friend; it feels only right that he should incite the protagonist’s big journey. It’s one line we never get tired of hearing – and never get tired of trying to mimic either.
Which line do you think you’ve quoted most often? Let us know in the comments.