Top 10 Holiday Gag Gifts

Underwear is a staple stocking stuffer, but there are opportunities to spice things up a bit. Fundies are undies worn by two people, at the same time. More than just an XXL version of an everyday garment though, these things actually do have four leg holes. They could even be quite comfortable. Maybe. Failing Fundies, then why not go for ‘Emergency Underpants’. A small, discreet package, they prepare the user for any unwanted underclothing mishap. As yet, there’s no such thing as ‘Emergency Fundies’, which is a slight shame.

If you’re the kind of Christmas party-goer that gets frustrated by how frequently a glass of wine runs dry, or if you have a friend like that, then the BigMouth Inc. Bottle Glass is perfect. An all-in-one drinking instrument, for around $20 you never have to refill ever again – or at least not until you finish your first bottle. ‘‘Tis the season to be jolly’ after all, and the owner of this is set to be far jollier than anybody else. It’s a wine revolution!

Pretty much every kid ever has rolled modeling clay into something that vaguely resembles fecal matter, right? Well, even if you haven’t, then now’s your chance. Poo Dough is exactly as disgusting as it sounds. This dough comes in two colors (brown and lighter brown) and also includes a turd-shaped mold that yields a frighteningly life-like final product. God knows how the developers got it to look this good, but stick one of these on the kitchen floor and you’ll really get the family pets into trouble.

If only it were real! This fake gift is brought to you by Prank Pack – a website that specializes in outlandish fake gift boxes. From the faux crib dribbler to the beer beard, these boxes are made to shock the gift recipient - while inside you can fill it with whatever gift you’d actually like them to receive. This particular box promises the user endless alcoholic hours in secret, as you can fill the hidden plastic bag with whichever drink you prefer. Just imagine how much more tolerable that office job could be with one of these!

We all like a little bit of bedtime reading, right? A great gift for your other half (because that way you have half the fun yourself!), ‘Position of the Day’ boasts 365 examples of x-ratedness. Some of these set-ups are doable, but others are hilariously impossible. In general, it should make for a seriously fun year. But, if sex positions just aren’t your thing, then why not go for ‘50 Ways to Eat Cock’? A chicken-based recipe book, if you thought of oral sex just then, then shame on you!

Until our next novelty item, corking wine was just an unremarkable, everyday action. But now, every time you drink there’s the odd satisfaction of stoppering your bottle with the oversized appendage of a little red plastic man. Yes, you heard right; penis-inspired wine preservation is a real thing. It gives your Shiraz just a touch more pizzazz – as well as looking great on the shelf when not in use. Yours for under $5 as well, Happy Man is a bargain to get really excited over.

Calling feline fanatics everywhere. You. Need. This! We all know a crazy cat lady. And if you don’t know one, chances are you are one. And that’s not a bad thing – in the modern world the ‘cat lady’ tag is basically a compliment, especially highlighted here. In the old days, action figure status was reserved for superheroes, pop stars and pro-wrestlers; now the slightly strange, slightly smelly, all-day PJ wearer gets that honor as well. And, of course, she comes with six cats of her own. Purrfect.

An idea so simple it’s sensational, the Muffin Top Baking Cups turn an unwanted label into something that’s literally edible. For anyone that doesn’t know, the metaphorical muffin top is that extra inch of body-fat that escapes out of one’s waistband. A problem in particular when wearing skinny-fit jeans, this denim-style kitchen accessory sees that struggle, and leaves us laughing at it. Real-life muffins bulging out of imitation jeans are just so much more fun. And the diet’s off until January anyway!

For some, towel etiquette is an on-going cause of embarrassment, confusion, and questionable hygiene standards. Our second-placed gift ends all that uncertainty. No longer shall a freshly showered specimen forget which side of his or her towel touched which parts of his or her body. No longer shall a recently bathed someone dab tentatively at his or her facial cheeks, wondering if he or she has just addressed his or her ‘other’ cheeks with the very same stretch of material. Red equals butt, white equals face. Remember that, and we can all move on.

Before we unveil our top pick, here are a few honorable mentions.
Accoutrements Horse Head Mask
Yankee Mmm, Bacon! Candle
Unicorn Meat
Bottle Opener Rings

Toilet humor isn’t to everyone’s taste, but coffee and hot drinks usually are. Our winner’s a head-turning trade-off between the two. A toilet-shaped ceramic drinking vessel, it’s for hot drinks but it could generate a few cold stares. Another BigMouth product – this countdown’s second after the Wine Bottle Glass – those guys really are transforming the way we drink. You might not have imagined taking your Christmas cocoa with U-bend in hand, but at least this latrine is dishwasher friendly.

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