Wins, Fails & WTFs: Over The Top Anime & Top 100s? – Rewindo Ep. 3
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VOICE OVER: Dan Paradis
Script written by Adrian Sousa
WatchMojo Français counted down child-stars-turned-hot-adults, MsMojo has some hidden Disney Easter Eggs, porn stars appearing in TV and movies, and our NEW top 100 lists… not. Mojo Rewindo is the new show where we take a look back across our entire network of channels and highlight some of the funniest and most notable videos that we've recently published. Let us know what you think!
WatchMojo Français counted down child-stars-turned-hot-adults, MsMojo has some hidden Disney Easter Eggs, porn stars appearing in TV and movies, and our NEW top 100 lists… not. Mojo Rewindo is the new show where we take a look back across our entire network of channels and highlight some of the funniest and most notable videos that we've recently published. Let us know what you think!
Like Gandalf appearing near the Helm’s Deep horizon, it’s back! The show that convinced its viewers that WatchMojo is owned by Hillary Clinton! Our bad, we’ll try to aim our jokes at the head instead of over it this time.
Welcome to Watchmojo Rewindo, the show where we highlight the ups and downs, the flubs and the funnies of videos you may have missed from across our network of channels. You’ll find the links to said international channels in the description below, as well as links to the videos used in this video. The text equivalent to picture-in-picture technology!
#7: Easter in Autumn!
Top 10 Hidden Easter Eggs in Disney Movies
Nobody loves an Easter egg hunt more than the ladies at MsMojo, who absolutely killed the sleuthing game with Top 10 Hidden Easter Eggs in Disney Movies. Disney hides more Easter eggs in their movies than their planned number of Star Wars sequels, prequels and spin-offs, so make sure you head over MsMojo to get the goods, and let them know which ones they missed! And yeah, we know that doesn’t resemble Naveen…
#6: They Grow So Fast…
Top 10 des enfants stars devenus carrément CANONS !
Nope, we aren’t talking about WatchMojo Français in this case, despite their channel growing by 220,000 subscribers in 9 months! We’re talking about the little child stars who we got to witness going through their awkward human maturation process, and have gone from fledglings to full-fledged stars in their own right! Just look at the thumbnail and how much Little Miss Sunshine has grown up! 1.2 million views ain’t nothin’ to sneeze at, though viewers weren’t happy with the triple-named duo of Chloë Grace Moretz and Parker McKenna Posey being left off. Sacré bleu!
#5: Everyone Should PokéGrow Up
Top 10 Franchises That Should Get The Pokémon Go Treatment
Pokémon GO: the game that had it all – and by that, we mean potential – and has failed, failed, failed to keep players coming back. The augmented reality idea was easily the main attractor to PokéGo, so after we released our list, our ever-loving viewers tossed out some ideas as well. Assassin’s Creed Go was mentioned with its Eagle Vision coming into play. Just as long as no haystacks are augmented into our reality. The most vile name on the internet suggested augmented reality porn… sadly, that’s probably not too far off from becoming a reality.
#4: Too Many Poor Presidentes
¡Top 10 PEORES Presidentes de América Latina!
Poor WatchMojo Español, who tasked themselves to count down ten terrible presidents from Latino America. Apparently a list of ten just wasn’t good enough, as commenters suggested a top 100 would have had just enough entries for it to be acceptable. Well, lucky for you, WatchMojo is proud to announce that we will now release all videos as on-camera, hosted top 100s! You want a sneak peak of the Top 100 Ways to Fold Your Laundry? Comin’ at ya! That was a joke, by the way. Totally a joke. We don’t want another Clinton situation here…
#3: The French Love to Love
Top 10 des APPARITIONS des STARS DU X dans les films et à la télé!
Hey, hey, they’re back! Those Francophones at the WatchMojo office killed it again with their video on the Top 10 Porn Star Appearances in Films and TV! Who would have guessed, eh? The English equivalent was published early this year, with the French version almost catching up to it in views in just a couple of weeks. Yes, a lot of viewers admitted that Sasha Grey in the thumbnail got them clicking, but maybe the French have much more than just a language of love, but a culture of love? Because, you know, porn is all about love and emotion, right?
#2: An ‘Eye-Popping’ Debate
Top 10 Best Zombie Killing Games!
He-he-he, get it? The video game guys made a bold move by claiming that the Telltale Games’ medium of ‘The Walking Dead’ is better than everyone’s current TV sweetheart, AMC’s ‘The Walking Dead’. While the demographic that is likely watching the Top 10 Best Zombie Killing Games video would likely agree, we wonder if the TV fans would feel skull-bashingly angry at this claim? Lucky for you, our versus series will pit Telltale against the TV series this November, 2016. Rick versus Lee. Glenn up to bat against… Sorry, we’ll leave it at that. Which medium do you think should win?
#1: Anime Gone too FAR?!
Top 10 Anime Milfs
Something strange has happened. A sexy list covering anime – which at times is one of the most overtly perverted genres out there – has been dubbed as taking it too far. The topic? MILFS! This is one that we suspected we would go to hell for, but would be sent there in a hand basket alongside the appreciation of our pervy anime fans. Some heroes stood up for us, saying “they don’t make the list assholes. People submitted them.” While this is true in part, we do actually make the lists. Just like we made the dreams come true of anime perverts all around the globe. You’re welcome!
There you have it: the fails, wins and controversies from across our network. To make sure you don’t miss a single Mojo minute, be sure to subscribe to WatchMojo Français, WatchMojo Español, MsMojo, WatchMojo Milf, WatchMojo Türkiye, WatchMojo Chicken, WatchMojo Deutschland…
Welcome to Watchmojo Rewindo, the show where we highlight the ups and downs, the flubs and the funnies of videos you may have missed from across our network of channels. You’ll find the links to said international channels in the description below, as well as links to the videos used in this video. The text equivalent to picture-in-picture technology!
#7: Easter in Autumn!
Top 10 Hidden Easter Eggs in Disney Movies
Nobody loves an Easter egg hunt more than the ladies at MsMojo, who absolutely killed the sleuthing game with Top 10 Hidden Easter Eggs in Disney Movies. Disney hides more Easter eggs in their movies than their planned number of Star Wars sequels, prequels and spin-offs, so make sure you head over MsMojo to get the goods, and let them know which ones they missed! And yeah, we know that doesn’t resemble Naveen…
#6: They Grow So Fast…
Top 10 des enfants stars devenus carrément CANONS !
Nope, we aren’t talking about WatchMojo Français in this case, despite their channel growing by 220,000 subscribers in 9 months! We’re talking about the little child stars who we got to witness going through their awkward human maturation process, and have gone from fledglings to full-fledged stars in their own right! Just look at the thumbnail and how much Little Miss Sunshine has grown up! 1.2 million views ain’t nothin’ to sneeze at, though viewers weren’t happy with the triple-named duo of Chloë Grace Moretz and Parker McKenna Posey being left off. Sacré bleu!
#5: Everyone Should PokéGrow Up
Top 10 Franchises That Should Get The Pokémon Go Treatment
Pokémon GO: the game that had it all – and by that, we mean potential – and has failed, failed, failed to keep players coming back. The augmented reality idea was easily the main attractor to PokéGo, so after we released our list, our ever-loving viewers tossed out some ideas as well. Assassin’s Creed Go was mentioned with its Eagle Vision coming into play. Just as long as no haystacks are augmented into our reality. The most vile name on the internet suggested augmented reality porn… sadly, that’s probably not too far off from becoming a reality.
#4: Too Many Poor Presidentes
¡Top 10 PEORES Presidentes de América Latina!
Poor WatchMojo Español, who tasked themselves to count down ten terrible presidents from Latino America. Apparently a list of ten just wasn’t good enough, as commenters suggested a top 100 would have had just enough entries for it to be acceptable. Well, lucky for you, WatchMojo is proud to announce that we will now release all videos as on-camera, hosted top 100s! You want a sneak peak of the Top 100 Ways to Fold Your Laundry? Comin’ at ya! That was a joke, by the way. Totally a joke. We don’t want another Clinton situation here…
#3: The French Love to Love
Top 10 des APPARITIONS des STARS DU X dans les films et à la télé!
Hey, hey, they’re back! Those Francophones at the WatchMojo office killed it again with their video on the Top 10 Porn Star Appearances in Films and TV! Who would have guessed, eh? The English equivalent was published early this year, with the French version almost catching up to it in views in just a couple of weeks. Yes, a lot of viewers admitted that Sasha Grey in the thumbnail got them clicking, but maybe the French have much more than just a language of love, but a culture of love? Because, you know, porn is all about love and emotion, right?
#2: An ‘Eye-Popping’ Debate
Top 10 Best Zombie Killing Games!
He-he-he, get it? The video game guys made a bold move by claiming that the Telltale Games’ medium of ‘The Walking Dead’ is better than everyone’s current TV sweetheart, AMC’s ‘The Walking Dead’. While the demographic that is likely watching the Top 10 Best Zombie Killing Games video would likely agree, we wonder if the TV fans would feel skull-bashingly angry at this claim? Lucky for you, our versus series will pit Telltale against the TV series this November, 2016. Rick versus Lee. Glenn up to bat against… Sorry, we’ll leave it at that. Which medium do you think should win?
#1: Anime Gone too FAR?!
Top 10 Anime Milfs
Something strange has happened. A sexy list covering anime – which at times is one of the most overtly perverted genres out there – has been dubbed as taking it too far. The topic? MILFS! This is one that we suspected we would go to hell for, but would be sent there in a hand basket alongside the appreciation of our pervy anime fans. Some heroes stood up for us, saying “they don’t make the list assholes. People submitted them.” While this is true in part, we do actually make the lists. Just like we made the dreams come true of anime perverts all around the globe. You’re welcome!
There you have it: the fails, wins and controversies from across our network. To make sure you don’t miss a single Mojo minute, be sure to subscribe to WatchMojo Français, WatchMojo Español, MsMojo, WatchMojo Milf, WatchMojo Türkiye, WatchMojo Chicken, WatchMojo Deutschland…
