Top 20 Catchiest SpongeBob SquarePants Songs
Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we’re counting down our picks for the silliest, funniest, and most lovable musical moments on “SpongeBob SquarePants”. We'll only be including ones created for the show or its movies, so while parodies count, we sadly have to exclude some awesome tunes like “Sweet Victory.” There’s a whole boatload of amazing tracks to choose from, so be sure to share any of your nautical favorites that we missed down below deck.
#20: “Together”
“The Inmates of Summer”
SpongeBob and Patrick unknowingly end up in prison camp after they miss the boat to Sun-N-Fun Island. But it doesn’t seem to matter much to them. They’re having a great time and decide to share their joy with the others by putting on a play. The inmates join the pair in delivering a joyful show tune about camaraderie while Patrick also absolutely shreds on the instrumentals. The Warden and co. are totally absorbed in their stunning performance, and you will be too. It’s so impressive that they’re almost able to make their escape, but when you’re having this much fun who’d want to leave anyway?
#19: “Oh, My Karen”
“Single Cell Anniversary”
The Chum Bucket isn't where you would normally expect to find romance, but Plankton proves he isn’t completely full of evil. Karen has the most perfect wedding anniversary gift for her husband, but she’s not handing it over until she gets something in return. SpongeBob is eager to lend a hand, and suggests Plankton offer up a heartfelt number. His computer wife is overjoyed, and we can’t blame her. His sweet serenade is just plain adorable. It’s touching to see them share this moment, even if his main motivation is getting the secret formula.
#18: “Never Give Up”
“Hello Bikini Bottom!”
If you’re in need of some solid motivation, look no further. The encouraging vibes emanating from this one are totally contagious. When SpongeBob and Squidward head out on tour, they aren’t met with the crowds of adoring fans that they were hoping for. Squidward is ready to call it quits, but SpongeBob won’t go down without a fight. Thankfully, this duet ends up giving the grouchy octopus the strength to carry on. Any fan of the show knows this isn’t an easy feat considering how much Squidward usually can’t stand being around his neighbor. These two may be polar opposites, but they sure do make some great music together.
#17: “When Worlds Collide”
“Ugh”
It’s always a rare treat when we get to see some live-action moments, especially when they involve Patchy and Potty’s goofy antics. And we have their bickering to thank for this absolute banger. You can’t help but rock out along with X-29488 and Cavey the Caveman. They serve us up some sick beats that are a unique blend of futuristic and primitive, and we totally love the way they come together to create something that’s both original and absolutely awesome. We’d say it’s truly the perfect way to close out one of the show’s most iconic episodes.
#16: “Down the Well”
“Wishing You Well”
“SpongeBob SquarePants” is a great show to watch when you’re feeling down, and “Down the Well” is definitely an instant mood-booster. Mr. Krabs’ plan to install a wishing well inspires our square-shaped friend to sing this little tune that pairs perfectly with his cheerful personality. Full of bubbly optimism, it’ll have you feeling determined to dig just a little deeper when you’re ready to give up. The lyrics are totally hilarious and Squidward’s grouchy demeanor just makes the whole thing even better. If you didn’t believe in magic before, “Down the Well” might just be good enough to change your mind.
#15: “Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star” [aka “I Wrote This Song”]
“Sing a Song of Patrick”
Everyone’s favorite starfish shows off his totally unique songwriting skills with this tune. He eagerly takes the opportunity to have a record label turn his lyrics into a masterpiece, and the end result is certainly divisive. SpongeBob is ultra-supportive of his pal as usual, but pretty much everyone else can’t stand Patrick’s creation. It seems they just aren’t able to understand his artistic vision. But we won’t be joining that angry mob anytime soon. You can definitely count us as fans because it’s just so bad it’s good. These Bikini Bottomites don’t know what they’re missing!
#14: “Musical Doodle”
“Earworm”
We apologize in advance for getting this one stuck in your head. But we just can’t help it! The track is equal parts awesome and infuriating because of how addictive it is. This episode perfectly captures what it’s like when you just can’t stop pressing that repeat button on a new song. SpongeBob really goes through it as it completely takes over his life. Eventually, we find out there’s a medical reason he’s so obsessed with it. But with such fun, silly, and repetitive lyrics, you won’t need an earworm to love this melody.
#13: “Doing the Sponge”
“The Chaperone”
We’ve probably all tried (and failed) to dance along to this number in front of the living room TV. When Pearl is devastated because she doesn’t have a prom date, she ends up being accompanied by SpongeBob (perhaps more accurately, his wax dummy self – but that’s beside the point). He’s determined not to embarrass her, but things don’t quite go to plan. However, this fun moment helps lighten up the mood. The complicated choreography turns out to be a bit much for the others, but it’s one heck of a ditty. Plus, our duo seems like they’re having a blast. This is a prom night that is truly unforgettable, to say the least.
#12: “Texas”
“Texas”
Feeling homesick, Sandy tunes her guitar and strums a sad song about her longing to return to Texas. The melody itself is a parody of “Long Gone Lonesome Blues” by Hank Williams, and the lyrics speak volumes about Sandy’s longing for Texas and its many features. Carolyn Lawrence carries the twangy tune until the very last line, when country music singer Junior Brown carries it home. Her country blues number is so moving, it reduces anyone who hears it to tears in mere seconds; but luckily, it also inspires SpongeBob and Patrick to give their squirrel friend a little bit of Texas in Bikini Bottom.
#11: “Who Am I?”
“Mimic Madness”
SpongeBob has been having fun imitating others… but he becomes so caught up in his mimicry, that he can’t remember who HE is. Feeling like a freak, he runs away and hides out in a cave, where he laments his lost identity in song. The tempo starts out slow and somber, but speeds up into a marching rhythm near the end, before ending on a very literal high note. The episode as a whole really highlights Tom Kenny’s voice acting – rotating through several different voices besides SpongeBob’s. But this tune raises the bar by having him SING in different voices while the confused Sponge shuffles through different shapes.
#10: “Loop de Loop”
“Your Shoe's Untied”
When you think of classic hits from the show, there’s no doubt “Loop de Loop” comes to mind. After frantically searching Bikini Bottom, Spongebob finally finds someone unexpected who can teach him to tie his laces. And this song didn’t just help him out – it basically taught an entire generation of viewers too. Plus, it was penned and sung by Ween, and has been described as “one of [their] proudest legacies.” And we can definitely see why: it’s catchy and educational. Needless to say, we totally love this goofy track. Don't you wish learning was always this much fun?
#9: “Now That We’re Men”
“The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie” (2004)
Many of the series’ background tunes are borrowed from Associated Productions Music, but the first movie took a more creative approach: fleshing out one of these ditties into an original song. After being blessed with “mustaches,” SpongeBob and Patrick –full of manly confidence- march through a dangerous monster-filled trench, belting out this triumphant tune. The two goobers pay no mind to the various dangers and creatures along the way, believing they truly are invincible thanks to their faux facial hair. Their valor, and hamboning skills, earn them the respect of the monsters, who take over the last verse and guide our heroes out of the trench, allowing them to continue their heroic quest.
#8: “The Very First Christmas”
“Christmas Who?”
After discovering the joys of Christmas, SpongeBob and Patrick lead a festive carol while getting Bikini Bottom ready for the big night. Everyone in town ends up joining in –even Squidward, whose usual cynicism balances out the happy townsfolk hilariously. The steady beat gives a warm and fun feeling to coincide with lyrics that showcase the magic that can only be found at this time of year – the giving, the decorating, and just the general excitement. Overall, SpongeBob manages to raise everyone’s spirit for their very first Christmas; a feat he’d repeat a few years later with a new carol, reminding us to not be jerks during the holidays.
#7: “The Best Day Ever”
“The Best Day Ever”
After its debut in the first movie’s end credits, this track became one of the series’ most popular. Along with singing, Tom Kenny also helped co-write the tune – showing a whole new level of dedication to his plucky yellow character. The song’s popularity can be traced back to its upbeat melody, and its optimistic message – with the right attitude, you can make ANY day the best day ever. This cheerful number not only inspired its own episode, but was also one of the two songs from the series adapted into the Broadway musical, where SpongeBob uses the tune to bring a panicked Bikini Bottom together during a time of crisis.
#6: “Gary Come Home (aka Gary's Song)”
“Have You Seen This Snail?”
Gary has run away from home, and SpongeBob desperately tries to find him. Halfway through the episode, we’re treated to a montage featuring a heartbreaking ballad sung by award-winning musician, Stew. The imagery alternates between three different scenarios – one which trails SpongeBob and Patrick searching for the snail, one that follows Gary seemingly having fun with his new owner, and one showing a miserable SpongeBob lamenting the loss of his beloved pet. The slow beat and gloomy tone set the mood, but what REALLY gets the tears flowing is the lyrics – SpongeBob wanting nothing more than to apologize to his best friend for driving him off, and repeating those three pleading words.
#5: “This Grill Is Not a Home”
“Welcome to the Chum Bucket”
When SpongeBob is used as a wager in a card game, he ends up being forced to work at the Chum Bucket. Unsurprisingly, it’s not exactly the best professional environment, and he struggles to keep his head up. Mr. Krabs doesn’t handle it well, either. He may not show it very often, but he really does care about his fry cook. The two share this sorrowful duet from afar that expresses their longing to go back to the way things were. The beautiful way their voices mesh together will definitely get you misty-eyed and reaching for the tissue box.
#4: “Ripped Pants”
“Ripped Pants”
SpongeBob has been trying to impress everyone –especially Sandy- with his ripped pants routine, but it soon grows old. Having pushed everyone away, the forlorn yellow clown buddies up with a group of fellow losers to sing a Beach Boys-inspired melody. This little number started a recurring tradition for SpongeBob songs, where the little square dude would sometimes have a different singing voice –in this case, songwriter Peter Strauss. It’s got a real smooth beat, and the moral of the episode shines through in the lyrics – you don’t have to make yourself look foolish to impress your friends, you just need to be yourself. Now doesn’t that sound better than constantly ripping your pants?
#3: “Campfire Song Song”
“The Camping Episode”
Wanting to show Squidward the fun of camping, SpongeBob whips out a ukulele and plays a campfire song for him and Patrick. It starts out slow and relaxing, SpongeBob spelling out the song title and inviting others to sing along. Suddenly, the tempo becomes faster and faster - the little square dude’s singing never missing a beat. Meanwhile, Patrick hilariously stumbles through the song trying to keep up. On the very last verse, the tune evolves into a power rock jam as Patrick and SpongeBob SMASH their instruments. What was supposed to be a “relaxing” campfire song became one of the funniest and most memorable tunes the show has ever produced.
#2: “The F.U.N. Song”
“F.U.N.”
Hoping to make friends with Plankton, SpongeBob decides to teach him about fun the only way he knows how – with a cute, catchy ukulele tune. He spells out F.U.N., and how each letter represents some of friendvship’s best qualities… though Plankton has his own –rather grisly- version of what fun is about. Fortunately, SpongeBob sets the little microorganism on the right path, and the two join together on the last verse as a duet. While their camaraderie doesn’t last, we got to enjoy a nice progression of a budding friendship via this fun little ditty; unfortunately, you can’t change Plankton’s nature for too long, no matter how good the song.
#1: “Goofy Goober Rock”
“The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie” (2004)
It feels like the end – Plankton has enslaved all of Bikini Bottom, and brushes SpongeBob off as just a kid. After a dramatic speech, our absorbent hero belts into a high-energy, heavy metal rock number – parodying Twisted Sister’s “I Wanna Rock”. Following verses about him embracing what he really is, SpongeBob POWERS through the rest of the song with some righteous guitar riffing –powerful enough to break Plankton’s influence. SpongeBob may be childlike, but he’s gone above and beyond to save his beloved town, and there’s no way he’ll let Plankton win this. If his performance has proven anything, it’s that even a total goofball can emerge a hero, AND a rock star.