If I dont save the wee turtles, who will? (Willie runs out with all the turtles biting him) Save me from the wee turtles, they were too quick for me
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Top 10 Funniest Groundskeeper Willie Quotes
#2
Suggested by
Thomas Bates
Move ya horse's ass
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#3
Suggested by
Thomas Bates
If Elected Mayor, My First Act Will Be To Kill The Lot Of Ya, And Burn Yer Town To Cinders
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#4
Suggested by
Thomas Bates
There. Pretty as a picture. (zombies come out of the planter) Ahhh! Zombies! (zombies walk by, Willie redoes the planter unaffected) There. Pretty as a picture
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#5
Suggested by
Thomas Bates
Bonjour, you cheese eating surrender monkeys
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#6
Suggested by
Thomas Bates
My mule wouldn't walk in the mud. So I had to put seventeen bullets in him
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#7
Suggested by
Thomas Bates
MAKE WAY FOR WILLIE (Lands on Superintendent Chalmers) I said make way for Willie you bloated gasbag
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#8
Suggested by
Thomas Bates
(Axed in the back by Skinner) I'm bad at this
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#9
Suggested by
Thomas Bates
Willlie hears you, Willie don't care
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#10
Suggested by
Thomas Bates
I didn't cry when me own father was hung for stealing a pig, but I'll cry now
