9 
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1Being a deadbeat dad to a baby scallop -
2Nailing a board to his head -
3Accusing SpongeBob of taking his chocolate bar -
4Who are you calling pinhead? -
5Opening the jar -
6Playing on the Carnival hooks -
7Trying to explain the meaning of the word wumbo -
8Being Pat-tricia -
9Having night terrors about spiders -
10Spazzing out at the menu during the training video -
11The Ugly Barnacle suggested bydarkhelmerservo -
12The Box suggested bydarkhelmerservo -
13"I'm with Stupid" - Patrick forgot who his parents were. suggested byChristopher Parring -
14"Rule of Dumb" - When Patrick became King. suggested byChristopher Parring -
15Yodeling on the Flying Dutchman's ship -
16Working the Krusty Krab phone suggested bykrusty_1386
