A good brewer uses every ingredient necessary to make a beer taste good, regardless of how many calories it takes.
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Top 10 Ways to Tell You're Drinking Crappy Beer
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You're drinking it at a family picnic
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J Will
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Your uncle Frank won't tip more than 15%, so it's safe to say he's buying the cheap stuff. If someone else buys, they get the cheap stuff because uncle Frank's just going to drink most of it.
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#3
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A super hot promotional girl gave it to you for free
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J Will
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Good beer companies don't have the money to hire hotties, let alone give away beer. Also, she's not interested in you.
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#4
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It's the special when the local sports teams play
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J Will
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There are 162 games in a baseball season; 82 in basketball; 82 in hockey; 16 in football. Good beer won't go on sale that often.
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#5
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It's suggested that you drink it "ice cold"
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J Will
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Coldness will hide the flavor of a beer. That being said, good beers are served with a slight chill.
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#6
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You're surrounded by a crowd of people chanting "chug it"
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J Will
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We've all been to that party where someone hands you a beer bong, and peer pressure makes you consider having a night you won't remember. If you do give in to the mob, chances are you are not going to use your "good beer" for a drink that will last five seconds.
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#7
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You gave the cashier a twenty for a case and expect change
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J Will
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You had choose between putting gas in the tank or getting "fancy beer". You easily would have opted for the booze if you didn't need the gas to drive to the store for said booze.
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#8
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It's the same beer you drank all the time in college
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Fact: college kids don't have money. They eat macaroni and cheese, ramen noodles, and hot pockets. Needless to say, they don't buy expensive beer.
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#9
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You drink it for the sole purpose of "getting hammered"
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Drinking always has a purpose. For good beer, it's to savor the flavors and enjoy the taste. For those moments you want to dispel the rumor that you're funnier when you're drunk, you buy something cheap.
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#10
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You twisted off the cap
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J Will
8 years ago Report
Supposedly, pry-off caps make a better seal. I like to think that twist-off caps targeted little girls that needed an easy way to open their drinks. In the meantime, real men use a tool to open their beer.
