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Top 10 Quotes by Patrick Star

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    1Is Mayonnaise an Instrument

  • 2No this is Patrick

  • 3W for Wumbo

  • 4The Ugly Barnacle

  • 5The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma. suggested byAXHP

  • 6Who you Calling Pinhead

  • 7Don't touch me, I'm sterile! suggested byAXHP

  • 8Maybe we can take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else! suggested by45stepz

  • 9Firmly grasp it. Firmly grasp it! FIRMLY GRASP IT! suggested by45stepz

  • 10It's not my wallet! suggested byAXHP

  • 11Who are you people?

  • 12Finland

  • 13We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here! WE STOLE A BALLOON! suggested byHenry Patterson

  • 14Oh Boy 3 am suggested byJenna Rizzo

  • 15Wait Spongebob! We're not cavemen! We have technology.... suggested byRazorRex

  • 16Liar, liar, plants for hire. suggested byRazorRex

  • 17Does this Look Dangerous

  • 18It's a Giraffe

  • 19Look at it

  • 20My name's not Rick! suggested byTrueBackLash

  • 21Get a dog little longy, get a dog. suggested byTrueBackLash

  • 22Oh, East? I thought you said West! (pronouncing West as Weast) suggested byTrueBackLash

  • 23Can i use mine one last time? suggested byRazorRex

  • 24The maniac's in the mailbox suggested bybackup368

  • 25What's so great about dumb ol' Texas? suggested byTrueBackLash

  • 26Are you kidding? I used to do this way before I started copying you. suggested byTrueBackLash

  • 27I got it. Let's get naked. suggested byfitzmartint
    No we'll save that for real estate

  • 28Did you see my underwear? Did you want to suggested byDirector22

  • 29Oh but it's not you who has me it's... me who's got me suggested byDirector22

  • 30BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOO suggested byDirector22

  • 31Kicking, oh I wanna do some kicking suggested byDirector22

  • 32May I take your hat sir? suggested byBrian Walsh

  • 33Let's have another suggested by45stepz

  • 34No, this is Patrick suggested byRaymond Leduc

  • 35At least I'm safe inside my mind. suggested byTrueBackLash

  • 36It's okay, Rocky. You go when you feel like it. suggested byTrueBackLash

  • 37Touch! suggested byHenry Patterson

  • 38SpongeBob: What do you normally do when I'm gone? Patrick: Wait for you to get back. :( suggested bymac121mr0

  • 39Boooo! suggested byRazorRex

  • 40I defy you Heart-Man! suggested byRazorRex

  • 41Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. suggested byRazorRex

  • 42Stupid inflatable pants! suggested byRazorRex

  • 43This a Hotel? suggested byRazorRex

  • 44I gotta draw a new battery for this suggested byRazorRex

  • 45Leedle leedle leedle lee! suggested byRazorRex

  • 4610 (guessing how many there mattresses are) suggested byRazorRex

  • 47Roger! Without him, the light bulb will have nothing to warm! suggested byRazorRex

  • 48You took my only food. Now I'm gonna starve! suggested byRazorRex

  • 49That's Mr Doctor, Professor Patrick to you! suggested byRazorRex

  • 50He's not here at the moment please leave a message after the beep, BEEEP suggested byDirector22

  • 51One watermelon, fresh from the manure field your spookyness suggested byDirector22

  • 52Sandy's a girl suggested byDirector22

  • 53Hot Wings suggested byDirector22

  • 54Here let me try. Open says me. Well that's all I can do suggested byDirector22

  • 55Why does this keep happening to me suggested byDirector22

  • 56No your other bottom suggested byDirector22

  • 57I miss you, Sandy misses you, even Squidward misses you suggested byDirector22

  • 58SPIDERS! suggested byDirector22

  • 59Where's leaving Bikini Bottom suggested byDirector22

  • 60Island I got an (runs out of breath) suggested byDirector22

  • 61WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS? There's no water in here suggested byDirector22

  • 62Hey buddy I warmed it up for you suggested byDirector22

  • 63Likes Patrick more than SpongeBob suggested byDirector22

  • 64Happy Birthday. Here's your present. You're welcome suggested byDirector22

  • 65Nu huh, I'm eating my own dust suggested byDirector22

  • 66I accidentally dropped Spongebob's toothbrush in the toilet and put it back on the counter without washing it. Confess-A-Bear? suggested byDirector22

  • 67Just like a Genie suggested byDirector22

  • 68No body calls my Tubby suggested byDirector22

  • 69Heart on stick must die suggested byDirector22

  • 70Firmly grasp it suggested byDirector22

  • 71So this is the thanks I get for working overtime? suggested byTrueBackLash

  • 72Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb! suggested byRazorRex

  • 73That's not disturbing, this is disturbing: Hi there Sponebob, my name is Pat-Back suggested byRazorRex

  • 74Can we say that plants from Texas are dumb? Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb? suggested byBrian Walsh

  • 75I don't understand the question suggested byJenna Rizzo

  • 76Like this pickle, aww they like each other (kissing sounds) suggested byDirector22

  • 77Justice is best soft served suggested byDirector22

  • 78He is the new royal fry cook and you know (zap). Is it hot in here or what suggested byDirector22

  • 79Gary, I thought what we had was special suggested byDirector22

  • 80I love fried oyster skin suggested byDirector22

  • 81Forget the Chum Bucket, this is personal suggested byDirector22

  • 82I defy you Hear tman suggested byDirector22

  • 83You look like one of them hip young old people in one of those soda commericals suggested byDirector22

  • 84tartar sauce suggested byDirector22

  • 85Oh I thought he was dead suggested byDirector22

  • 86Whoa-ho, right on, Squidward! suggested byRazorRex

  • 87Some roast beef, some chicken, and pizza suggested byDirector22

  • 88Hello? Does anyone have a can opener suggested byDirector22

  • 8924 suggested byBrian Walsh

  • 90I'm allergic to jumping! suggested byJenna Rizzo

  • 91You're a turkey suggested byDirector22

  • 92ALIEN HUNTING! suggested byDirector22

  • 93I'm so close to solving this crime i can almost taste it! suggested byRazorRex

  • 94Hey, I'm no ghost! The nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs. suggested byRazorRex

  • 95Nice try squidward, but there no Santa Claus here! suggested byRazorRex

  • 96My soul suggested byDirector22

  • 97What would the real Meraidman do? suggested byDirector22

  • 98Mr. Super-Awesomeness suggested byBrian Walsh

  • 99The Great Clamu Caper suggested bybackup368

Top 10 Patrick Star Quotes

  • Top Ten Patrick Star Quotes

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      1The Ugly Barnacle

    • 2Who Are You Callin' Pinhead?

    • 3Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?

    • 4No, This is Patrick

    • 5Wumbo

    • 6Nobody Calls Me Tubby!

    • 7You Left Your Lights On

    • 8My Name's Not Rick

    • 9The Inner Machinations Of My Mind Are An Enigma

    • 10Just Like a Genie

    Top 10 quotes from Patrick Star

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