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Top 10 Ways Bruce Willis Can Kill You

VO: Dan Paradis
Script written by Fred Humphries With so many on screen movie kills, you're never safe when this action movie veteran is around. Join as we count down our picks for the Top 10 Ways Bruce Willis Can Kill You. For this list, we're taking a look at the most elaborate, brutal, and memorable ways Bruce Willis can take you down. Special thanks to our user governmentfree for submitting the idea using our interactive suggestion tool at WatchMojo.comsugest

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Script written by Fred Humphries

Top 10 Ways Bruce Willis Can Kill You

With so many on screen movie kills, you’re never safe when this action movie veteran is around. Welcome to and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the Top 10 Ways Bruce Willis Can Kill You.

For this list, we’re taking a look at the most elaborate, brutal, and memorable ways Bruce Willis can take you down. Since we’ll naturally be giving away some major deaths here, a SPOILER ALERT is in order.

#10: 50,000 Volts for Dinner
“Striking Distance” (1993)

Willis is always a good choice if you need someone to play a grizzled, aging cop. So the chances are high he will be carrying a taser somewhere on him. Taking an electrocution anywhere on the body isn’t going to do you any good, but eating up a concentrated jolt of power will definitely frazzle your grey matter and leave you beyond tongue-tied. So keep your mouth closed; otherwise Bruce will not hesitate to fill it up for you.

#9: Blindly Shooting You from Below
“Die Hard” (1988)

Willis is such an efficient killing machine that he doesn’t even need to see his target when he has a gun in hand. You might think you have him trapped, but never assume you are safe. Being on his back and having a table blocking his intended victim are no obstacles for Willis, who will happily empty a clip without seeing what he is shooting. This one is more about luck than precision, but it still has the same lethal end result.

#8: Strangulation Retaliation
“Unbreakable” (2000)

A good rule to follow when you’re trying to kill Willis is to check that he’s definitely dead. Then check at least two more times before getting on with your nefarious business. Because you can be sure that he’ll come after you and get revenge in as personal a manner as possible. And then you’ll be sorely ruing your decision not to have finished him off as he slowly cuts off your airways and you inevitably choke to death.

#7: Flying Car Takedown
“Live Free or Die Hard” (2007)

Always one for improvisation and drama, Willis is a master of using what is available to him to sort out his enemies. We have no idea how he came up with the idea to use a cop car to destroy a helicopter, but it sure is effective. Whether or not this would actually be possible is no matter for Bruce. If it looks incredible on camera, he’ll make it happen with explosive results. Running out of bullets certainly doesn’t faze him…

#6: During an NFL Match
“The Last Boy Scout” (1991)

Sometimes Willis won’t even kill you directly. Occasionally, he’ll let dozens of police bullets and the blades of a helicopter do the work. Even then, he may celebrate a death with a little jig that gets broadcast over a Jumbotron for thousands of American football fans to enjoy. He may not be a good dancer, but Bruce will always find an imaginative way of killing you regardless of the location. We’d love to see him appear in a Super Bowl halftime show.

#5: Beware of Overhead Power Lines
“Die Hard with a Vengeance” (1995)

We’re thinking Willis may have some sort of deep-rooted dislike for helicopters, as he can easily take down your aircraft with just two rounds remaining in his handgun. Even without a precision weapon, he can effortlessly hit a target as small as the cables of a power line that, of course, will not get on too well with the blades of your chopper. Predictably, he will also not pass up the chance to send you off with a cutting one liner.

#4: Slicing with a Samurai Sword
“Pulp Fiction” (1994)

If you keep the bald action hero gagged and locked up in your private sex dungeon, don’t be surprised when he sticks you with the pointy end of a blade that’s usually reserved for great warriors. It’s impossible to say whether Willis would have been a skilled samurai in another life, but he wields the weapon confidently. With just a couple of slices, he’ll spill your guts all over the floor. Imagine how gruesome things would’ve gotten if he’d chosen the chainsaw.

#3: A Send-Off from 35 Floors Up
“Die Hard” (1988)

If a sharp shot to the chest isn’t enough, then a 492 foot fall will certainly get the job done. Bruce will probably also try to fool you into believing he is unarmed by distracting you with hysterical [or fanatical] laughter. Keep your eye on him though, because in almost every situation, he will have some sort of weapon that will quickly be used to send you plunging to your doom. And don’t forget to giggle on your way down, as yet again, Willis will send you off with a witty remark.

#2: Making Sure You Miss Your Flight
“Die Hard 2” (1990)

Bruce just has no respect for aviation. The use of propellers may well be his favorite method of disposing of his enemies and the high power turbines of a commercial airplane will not leave much of you left for forensics. A fistfight on the wing of a Boeing 747 will never end well and Willis’ strong left hook and powerful kick shall make sure that you have a head first meeting with the engine of the craft.

Before we reveal our top pick, here are some honorable mentions.

Post-Bathroom Submachine Gunning
“Pulp Fiction” (1994)

Shooting Himself to Kill You
“Live Free or Die Hard” (2007)

Quick Draw Dual Wield
“Last Man Standing” (1996)

Kansas City Shuffle
“Lucky Number Slevin” (2006)

Crushed by Scaffolding
“Die Hard 2” (1990)

#1: Ripping Off Your Junk and Beating You to Death
“Sin City” (2005)

The most brutal kill on this list is also the most hands-on. Prior to pummeling your face into a fine pulp, Bruce will tear off your gentleman’s bits for the ultimate humiliation. That’s one way to take a man’s weapons away. He won’t go so far as shoving your balls back down your throat, but that will be of no consequence: the complete and utter destruction of your cranium will remove any concern you have left for your genitals.

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