Top 10 South Park Songs (EXPLICIT)
This adult animated series has serenaded us with decades worth of offensive, obnoxious, and downright hilarious music – on the big and small screens. Join http://www.WatchMojo.com as we count down our picks the Top 10 South Park Songs. For this list, we've chosen songs performed by the South Park characters, both from the show and the movie. WARNING: Contains explicit language and mature content.
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Top 10 South Park Songs
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This adult animated series has serenaded us with decades worth of offensive, obnoxious, and downright hilarious music – on the big and small screens. Welcome to WatchMojo.com, and today we’re counting down our picks the Top 10 South Park Songs. For this list, we’ve chosen songs performed by the South Park characters, both from the show and the movie.
#10: “Chocolate Salty Balls”
Performed by everyone’s favorite cafeteria worker Chef, this song refers to the sweet creations that he plans on selling at the Sundance Film Festival. He lists the ingredients in the verses and offers a recipe on how to make them, however it’s the lyrics’ more-than-obvious sexual innuendos that put this tune on here. Whether you’re sucking or blowing on them, Isaac Hayes’ smooth and sexy voice will have you dancing while eating his chocolate, salty balls.
#9: “Gay Fish”
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If you’re a detestable celebrity, be wary of South Park. Kanye West becomes the victim in this episode, becoming the butt of a joke he doesn’t understand. Jimmy writes the joke about fish sticks and gay fish that Cartman claims they co-wrote. It becomes a nation-wide hit, but poor lyrical genius Kanye doesn’t understand it. Through a series of epiphanies, he eventually accepts the joke as a fact, and so he starts singing the song while swimming, cuddling and making out with the fish. The auto tune is a nice touch.
#8: “It’s Easy, Mmm’kay”
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It’s pretty easy to stop swearing. That’s the lesson Mr. Mackey relays to his students in “South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut”. Following the controversy caused by the Terrance and Phillip movie, Mr. Mackey teaches his 3rd grade students how to use different words to replace vulgar ones. As is common with South Park, there’s plenty of irony and satire to be had, with the kids swearing a ton in a song that’s meant to reduce cursing. Detailing every step to a cleaner vocabulary lends itself to a fair amount of F bombs.
#7: “Montage”
In the episode “Asspen”, the gang heads to the slopes for some skiing action. The whole episode serves as a tribute to the ‘80s, in particular the “Montage” song, whose lyrics describe what a montage is and why it’s used so often in film – especially in the ‘80s. Through the passage of time, the song shows us how Stan learned to ski, reminding us of what was happening, and how he was slowly but surely improving. The tune is wonderfully hysterical in all its self-referential glory.
#6: “The Ballad of Lemmiwinks”
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Who knew travelling up a man’s rectum would be this entertaining? Mr. Garrison, the gang’s fourth grade teacher, tries to get himself fired in order to sue the school for discrimination. His plan involves shocking homosexual behavior. What better way to catch people’s attention than by shoving poor little Lemmiwinks, the classroom pet, inside his submissive lover’s rectum? What ensues is a hilarious song detailing the poor animal’s misadventures inside a human. This same feat and a slightly modified version of the tune appeared in a later episode, in which Paris Hilton and Mr. Slave compete in a “whore off”.
#5: “Fingerbang”
After dreaming about being in a boy band with his friends and getting filthy rich in the process, Cartman decides to make his dream come true and convinces his buddies to form one. And so Fingerbang was born, with their first hit being the self-titled “Fingerbang”. It’s as deep as you’d expect from a boy band, but with the added hilarity and immaturity of lyrics such as “I’ll just Fingerbang-bang you every night!” With their hand gestures of guns blazing, the gang fingerbanged their way into our hearts.
#4: “Let’s Fighting Love”
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After the boys purchase martial arts weapons from a vendor at a fair, they start playing with them and imagining themselves as ninjas. Cue the cheesy J-Pop song with Engrish lyrics and very bad grammar as the episode shifts between the usual visual style to stereotypical Japanese anime design. The direct translation of the lyrics is also obscenely funny, with allusions to genitalia and ninjas, and more self-referential goodness in calling the song itself stupid. Protect the things that are important to you and always love fighting!
#3: “Uncle Fucka”
When Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny sneak into the movie theater to watch the hit R-rated movie “Asses of Fire” starring their Canadian heroes Terrance and Phillip, the boys are bombarded with obscenities and vulgar language. Their little brains are forever engraved with the lyrics to “Uncle F**ka”, an obscenely hilarious duet by the comedy duo trying to one up each other’s insults. This song serves as one of the driving forces behind “South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut”’ inclusion in the Guinness Book of World Records for most profanity used in an animated film.
#2: “Blame Canada”
Following their kids’ viewing of the Terrance and Phillip movie “Asses of Fire”, the parents of South Park rally behind Sheila Broflovski, Kyle’s mom, and form the group “Mothers Against Canada”. They boycott the film and have the two Canadian actors arrested as war criminals during a late night interview. This song serves as their anthem, blaming Canada for their kids’ bad attitudes and rotten behavior instead of blaming themselves. Before we reveal our number one South Park song, here’s a look at some of our Honorable Mentions: - “Minorities at my Waterpark” - “Up There” - “What Would Brian Boitano Do?” - “Jackin’ It in San Diego” - “Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo”
#1: “Kyle’s Mom’s a Bitch”
The ultimate South Park Song. It’s so popular it was in both the show and the movie. But maybe that’s just because Kyle’s mom is such a b word. Originally sung in the episode “Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo” when Kyle’s mom ruins Christmas, the film version was much more grandiose and vulgar, spreading the hate to other kids in various countries and different languages. Using the b word 56 times in a span of 71 seconds is pretty impressive. Well, that’s what the bitch gets for starting a war with Canada! Do you agree with our list? What’s your favorite South Park song? For more awesome Top 10s published daily, be sure to subscribe to WatchMojo.com.
