Top 10 Anime Characters You DO NOT Want To Piss Off (ft. Todd Haberkorn)

“Durarara!!” (2010-16) Honestly, if you’re actively trying to get a rise out of the world’s strongest man, then maybe you deserve to get punched. Of course, a single blow from the walking hurricane has been known to send people literally flying, some even losing all their small clothes on impact. Considering this beast of a man always seems to be teetering on the edge of a rampage, you’d do well to give him a wide berth. After all, you never know what’s going to set him off. Unless you’re Izaya of course. Izaya = category five explosion.

“Kaguya-sama: Love is War” (2019) On the surface, this little lady appears to be a pristine student whose grace and intelligence are unparalleled. However, as with most teens who lurk in the upper echelons of society, there’s a side to her that she keeps hidden from the world – she is madly in love with fellow student Shirogane, to the point where the mere thought of his pencil-pushing perfection turns her into the ultimate fangirl. She sounds like a sweetheart, right? Well she is…unless you make the mistake of ruining her romantic ploys or, god forbid, you directly insult the man of her dreams. You do not want to be on the receiving end of a Kaguya verbal massacre.

“One Punch Man” (2015-) A ninja always gets his target, no matter how many times they get pummelled into the earth for their troubles. After suffering a humiliating defeat when he got his crotch-shurikens done in by Saitama’s super-powered fist, Sonic dedicated his life to hunting down the ultimate hero and getting his revenge. Kind of amazing that after getting his ass handed to him so many times that he remains undeterred. While he might sound like comic relief, you have to remember that if he was this persistent when it came to hunting down a monster like Saitama, imagine what he could do to you!

#7: Gon

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“Hunter x Hunter” (2011-14) Not to say that this young Hunter couldn’t beat the stuffing out of anyone at his regular size, it’s just that if you’re on his good side there’s a solid chance you’d manage to escape any kind of scuffle unharmed. But if you get him angry, I mean, really, really angry, then say goodbye to your skull because you are in for a world of hurt. After all, the last person to push Gon over the edge was Pitou. You know, that one cat that ended up getting punched so many times that his head was turned to blue mulch, while the rest of his body got impaled by Gon’s own severed arm? Yeah, sucked for him.

“My Hero Academia” (2016-) This one’s a little easier said than done. With a monumental chip on his shoulder, “King Explosion Murder” is set off by the slightest thing – especially if said thing happens to be done by a sweet cinnamon roll named Deku. His short fuse often leads him to throwing his quirk around and exploding everything in the immediate vicinity. Seriously, what’s got your goat, Bakugo? Mommy embarrassing you in front of your teacher? Can’t get your provisional license? Feel inferior to Midoriya? …Oh wait I said not to piss these guys off right?

“Fate/stay night” Series (2006-) Considering this Servant gets his power from his rage, maybe triggering him isn’t most sensible thing to do. Then again, since this hulking mass of Greek vengeance is none other than an overly violent version of Hercules, it’s unclear what’s going to set him off, since his primary response to most things tend to involve a lot of smashing. One thing’s for sure, you’d best be on your upmost behaviour when addressing his Master, because if that little girl demands it, Berserker will cook your goose so fast not even ashes will remain.

“SSSS.Gridman” (2018) Hell hath no fury like a schoolgirl scorned. Though appearing as just another classmate, Akane holds a secret…a rather big secret. Like “I’m actually a freaking god who can erase anyone whenever I want” kinda secret. Yes, indeed this little lady uses her omnipotent powers pretty frivolously so you’d better not do anything that might rub her the wrong way…And trust us it can be anything from giving her to cold shoulder to stepping on her sandwich – if you do the slightest thing she ain’t into, this little lady will erase your entire existence.

“Overlord” (2015-18) Considering the Supreme One really doesn’t need much of an excuse to kill and main the people he has no quarrel with, giving him a reason to hate you isn’t so much stupid as it is insane. With an army of powerful monsters by his side as well as an arsenal of unsurpassed magical abilities, there are countless ways that Bone Daddy Ainz can take a person apart without ever having to get his hands dirty. If you’re lucky you might just die on the spot, but do you really want to take the risk if there’s even a chance you could end up as Neuronist’s plaything? Leave my urethra alone!

#2: Mob

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“Mob Psycho 100” (2016-) Granted, you would have to try really hard to ever get this guy to lash out, since he’s so humble that he refused to unleash his psychic powers even when getting strangled. However, there are limits to how much one person can take, especially when their family is threatened. If you happen to push this adorable mushroom to 100 percent while he’s consumed by a negative emotion, then prepare yourself, because you’re about to get telekinetically slaughtered. Honestly, why would you want to make Mob angry? Look at his face and tell us how you could hurt such a thing. LOOK AT IT!

“JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders” (2014-15) The Joestar lineage aren’t exactly known for their pacifism, but even by those standards this behemoth masquerading as a student takes the cake. Get in his way, he’ll sock you in the jaw. Annoy him, and he’ll lay on the insults until you’re stunned into silence. Attack his family and friends by sending hordes of crazy Stand users their way, and he’ll unleash the full power of Star Platinum in order to Ora Ora Ora you into oblivion. You think the reason he was able to defeat Dio was due to plot convenience and some kind of innate time-stopping ability? Nah! It’s because nobody pisses off Jotaro Kujo and lives!