Top 10 Cringiest Celebrity Confessions

Nicole Polizzi skyrocketed to fame in 2009, shocking the world with her crazy lifestyle on “Jersey Shore.” One of the most noticeable things about the diminutive star is her… iconic style – but her look isn’t the only unorthodox thing about her. The TV personality revealed to Conan O’Brien that, in order to achieve that famous look, it takes more than just Gym, Tanning and Laundry: the famous Guidette actually uses kitty litter as a “cheapo” facial scrub. We still aren’t convinced it’s a “shore” thing, but we’re not surprised that – like everything else about Snooki – her skincare routine is completely unusual.

Jessica’s fans – and dentist – were shocked and possibly grossed out when the former reality star told Ellen about her… questionable dental hygiene habits in 2010. Instead of brushing her teeth twice daily, as recommended by the American Dental Association, the singer and businesswoman revealed that she often opts out of brushing altogether. The blonde bombshell explained that she doesn’t like her teeth to feel too slippery, so she uses mouthwash, dental floss and… other tools instead [“I’ll use a shirt or something”]. Although, most can agree the slippery feeling is the best part, we’ve gotta admit the “Dukes of Hazzard” star still has one of the best smiles in Hollywood.

Megan Fox is arguably one of the hottest women alive, and yet, in an interview in 2007 with FHM she revealed some of her less than sexy secrets, namely that she’d be fairly unpleasant to share a space with. The “Transformers” star confessed to the magazine: “I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, ‘Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.” Well, it seems like Megan might need Transform her habits – or at least keep her dirty laundry to herself!

The “Iron Man” star’s less than vanilla past is old news, but in one interview with Rolling Stone in 2008, he definitely didn’t stay tightlipped about some of the more indelicate details. Robert Downey Jr. admitted that drugs and alcohol weren’t the only addictions he had battling. Downey described his former self as a “compulsive, serial masturbator,” claiming that he “utilized that organ and rode it for everything it was worth!” RDJ is famously open and articulate, so the married father appears to have no regrets over his TMI interview or his own… handiwork.

Martha Stewart is a domestic goddess, so we were shocked to hear her dirty secrets revealed on “Watch What Happens Live” in 2013. During a rousing game of “Did Martha Do It?!,” host Andy Cohen got the lifestyle guru to fess up to sexting and having a one night stand. Perhaps most shockingly, M. Diddy hinted that she’s even had a threesome! Of course, the TV personality had already shared her joint-rolling skills with the world – but, given her friendship with Snoop Dogg, that wasn’t such a huge surprise. Even so, we can’t help but wonder what other secrets the domestic icon has hiding up her pristine sleeves!

Although Fergie’s onstage urination situation was definitely cringe-worthy, this spot goes to Kesha, who actually drank her pee. The singer-songwriter is an expert at leaving the world stunned – to say the least. But the “Tik Tok” singer outdid herself when she downed a glass of her own kidney juice on her MTV docu-series “My Crazy Beautiful Life” as part of some sort of experimental health regimen – and boy, did she get conservative parental activist groups MAD. Afterwards, the singer went on BBC radio and claimed she was told that drinking your pee is good for you but she doesn’t plan to do it again.

James Franco met 17-year-old Lucy after one of his performances of “Of Mice and Men” on Broadway, leading to a flirtatious conversation between the minor and the much older actor on Instagram. After news of the scandal broke out, Franco responded to fans’ criticism on Twitter saying: “I HOPE PARENTS KEEP THEIR TEENS AWAY FROM ME. Thank you.” Not long after, the actor and filmmaker did an interview on “Live with Kelly and Michael,” to make an official apology. After that awkward admission of guilt, we can only assume that James will stay far away from those young “Spring Breakers” from now on.

What a modern family! Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher began dating in 2003, and the two were married from 2005 until 2013. When the “That ‘70s Show” actor and the stunning actress married, Kutcher became the stepfather to Demi’s three daughters, Rumer, Scout and Tallulah, from her previous marriage to Bruce Willis. Long after the divorce, Rumer Willis told Howard Stern that that she’d had the hots for the hunk who eventually became her stepdad! The “Dancing with the Stars” champion explained that her mother had married her childhood crush, making things a little weird at home we assume!

This “Mean Girls” star’s time in Hollywood has been filled with dramatic moments. Shortly after being released from jail in 2010, Lohan took to the Internet to confirm the news about her road to recovery, after her urine tested positive for drugs. She shocked fans with her honesty when she explained on Twitter that she had failed the test but was taking steps to conquer her substance abuse problem. Unfortunately, an anonymous witness told Us Weekly that, while LiLo was crafting the tweet, she was out and about at an LA restaurant, giggling and slamming back Jack & Cokes. If that’s true, it certainly makes this a cringe-y confession.

Before we unveil our top pick, here are a few honorable mentions:
- Jenny McCarthy Was Ditched After Sex by a Guy at HIS Apartment
- Nick Jonas Says His First Kiss with Miley Cyrus Was After They’d Eaten Onion-y Pizza

Unlike his sweet ballads, John Mayer’s 2010 interview with Playboy wasn’t a charming ode to past lovers, but instead a shocking kiss and tell. During the interview, the crooner reflected on his hot and heavy relationship with Jessica Simpson, which lasted from 2006 to 2007. The singer-songwriter compared his ex to crack cocaine and described their relationship as being “like sexual napalm.” The singer’s reveal received a lot of criticism: some people found his comments to be in poor taste, while others simply couldn’t figure out what “sexual napalm” was even supposed to mean. Perhaps next time he should stick to comparing women’s bodies to a wonderland.