Top 10 Most Memorable 90 Day Fiancé Quotes Ever

#10: “Don’t Terrorize Me With Your Pregnancy”
“90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After?” (2016-)
Since he entered the “90 Day” universe, Andrei has brought plenty of drama with a capital D. He’s almost always armed with a defense or excuse and never shy to say what’s on his mind. During an infamous discussion with his wife Elizabeth, she expresses concern about her hubby’s lack of a job. Andrei retorts by telling her not to use the impending birth of their child to scare him into action. Although Elizabeth is thrown for a loop, she’s quick to use his own words against him. Andrei’s bizarre quote sparked a conversation that remains seared in fans’ minds.
#9: “What You Say?!”
“90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After?” (2016-)
In one of the most explosive fights on “90 Day” to date, Pedro goes head to head with his wife Chantel’s family. But he has his biggest confrontation with River. Tensions had been brewing between the two before this particularly heated dinner. After River lets outs a few choice words, Pedro retorts with a short and unforgettable question. These three words mark the start of a tense physical altercation. After they’re separated, Pedro ends dinner by kicking over the food. This shocking scene gave us an over-the-top dinner that we were glad to be far away from. We guess drama always has a seat at the table in this franchise.
#8: “He Just Changed the Whole History of Our Future”
“90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After?” (2016-)
“90 Day” reunions are always full of drama. But things got downright explosive when Angela Deem appeared in one. After watching a clip where her Fiancé, Michael, describes her as an “elder”, she takes offense and storms right off set. She returns to tell him that his comment has totally changed the trajectory of their upcoming nuptials and that they are 100% done. Of course, fans know this isn’t the end for the pair. But although Angie seems to have forgiven him, we’re convinced that she’ll never forget Michael’s age remark or how she got back at him.
#7: "You're a User, Mohamed."
“90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After?” (2016-)
After their rocky marriage came to a grinding halt, Danielle wasn’t going to just let her ex, Mohamed, walk away scot free. Armed with proof of his extramarital affairs, she travels all the way from Sandusky, Ohio to Miami, Florida for the showdown of the season. She arrives at his home with a script in hand outlining all the pain he’s caused. Frustrated by his lack of compassion, Danielle goes off script and calls him for all his bad decisions. Unfortunately, not much is resolved here. But at least she dealt Mohamed a gem of a comeback.
#6: "You Gotta Cut It On The Bias, Babe"
“90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days” (2017-)
Who knew a slab of meat could cause such a beef? During an ill fated family dinner, Darcey and Jesse squabble over how to properly slice a cooked steak. Unimpressed with her beau’s knife skills, Darcey instructs him to (insert broll here: “cut it on the bias”.) Jesse becomes more salty when she reminds him of her restaurant experience. A fed up Jesse leaves in a fury and Darcey is left to prepare the rest of the meal to her liking. Unfortunately, the night doesn’t get much better from there. Their awkward exchange in the kitchen just led to a heaping helping of tension for the rest of the evening.
#5: "I Can Tote It."
“90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After?” (2016-)
Since the moment she joined the “90 Day” universe, it’s been pretty clear that the fearless Angela doesn’t have much of a filter. She’s prepared to confront even the most uncomfortable of subject matters. At one point, Angela discusses her pregnancy concerns with her daughter Skyla. The conversation starts fairly normally. But things take a severe turn when Angela asks if Skyla would be willing to donate to a pregnancy cause. The mom further tries to bargain by saying she could carry a child. After Angela used the term “tote” in this shocking quote, the word continued to make several appearances throughout the season. Fans probably couldn’t say “tote” from then on without thinking of Angela.
#4: "Bring Me My Red Bag With My Makeup"
“90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After?” (2016-)
As one of the most tumultuous couples in the history of the TLC franchise, Anfisa and George always made viewers pay attention. Fans had just grown to expect things to go south whenever these two were around. However, no one was expecting this outburst. George and Anfisa were having a relatively calm exchange. As he prepares to step away, Anfisa makes an over-the-top demand for her makeup bag. Both her volume and her tone were jarring to George and the viewers at home. We don’t think we’ve ever seen anyone that worked up over a makeup bag before.
#3: “Things Are About to Get a Little Bit More Stupider”
Before they received their own spinoff series, “The Family Chantel”, these reality show stars were pumping out some of “90 Days” most memorable dialogue. They rarely held back their true feelings about any situation. So, after being referred to as “stupid Americans” by Pedro’s family, Chantel’s mom Karen throws out an odd head-scratcher of a comeback. It doesn’t make a whole lot of sense grammatically speaking. Her retort also comes across as more comical than menacing. Although it wasn’t the most witty or thought out comeback, it’s so entertaining to hear that it became one of the show’s most rewatchable pieces of dialogue.
#2: "Who is Against The Queen Will Die!"
“90 Day Fiancé” (2014-)
From the moment she touched down in the bright lights of Las Vegas, Larissa knew how to make a scene. After starting a feud with Fiancé, Colt’s family, she turns a backyard barbeque into a battleground. Larissa whips out some of her meanest and loudest words when fighting with Colty’s cousin. Their conflict results in her issuing a stern and memorable warning. Referring to herself in the third person as “the queen'' was a big statement. Most of the family just tries to stay out of the way as she continues to trade verbal barbs. Even her fiancé Colt doesn’t make an attempt to stop the queen from continuing her rant.
Before we unveil our top pick, here are a few honorable mentions.
"Colt is Trashman", “90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After” (2016-)
Another One of Colt’s Many Exes Calls Him Out for His Shady Ways
“Don’t Try To Swindle Me Cause I Like Cake”, “90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days” (2017-)
Angela Lectures Michael After He Tries to Apologize With Cake
“This is Nuts!”, “90 Day Fiancé” (2014-)
Molly Is Dumbfounded When Luis Asks a Pointed Question About Decor
“I Got The Trauma”, “90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days” (2016-)
Jesse Dropped This Phrase During A Fight With Darcey
#1: "I Like the View...neh"
“90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days” (2016-)
When Big Ed joined the “90 Day” cast, he made an impression for all the wrong reasons. His treatment of his long distance girlfriend Rose definitely caused outrage. Ed sunk so low as to make comments about her appearance and hygiene. From the get-go, it seemed like Rose knew better and knew Ed’s compliments weren’t enough of an apology. During a poolside exchange, he tried to call her his “best view”. But she quickly rejects this attempt at a compliment. Sometime later, the exchange became a viral sensation on platforms like TikTok in 2020. It definitely deserves to go down as one of the most quotable moments in the series’ history.