Top 10 Most Perverted Video Game Characters

#10: Don Corneo “Final Fantasy VII” (1997)

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Top 10 Most Perverted VideoGame Characters

Imagine someone so perverted that they have an enchantment on their mansion that physically stops males from entering and you’ll see what makes this Mafioso so much of a pervert. The only way for Cloud and Aeris to get inside to save Tifa is for Cloud to dress up as a woman, putting him at risk of Don Corneo’s lecherous advances. Corneo fills his mansion up with girls and takes them to a secret S&M torture room behind his throne, and when he’s done with them they’re discarded and given to his underlings for sloppy seconds.

He may not have hands, or legs, or a body, or even any skin, but that doesn’t stop Mortimer Rictusgrin from pursuing his greatest passion in life – or, in death: women. He’s a floating skull, and what he lacks physically, he makes up for with his personality. His special ability is even called Litany of Curses, and involves hurling insults at his foes until they become enraged. He doesn’t think about anything but sex and his undead state means he doesn’t care if the girls he’s talking to are actually alive. He even tries to spread the idea that “every woman thinks floating skulls are hot.”

Her most important mission is pretty much to wear as little clothes as possible at all times, going so far as to ask the male members of the party if they want her to show even more skin than she already is, openly inviting them to stare at her. She’ll flirt with any and all other characters, but perhaps the quirk that really cements her as a pervert is how excited she gets about the prospect of a battle to the point of arousal, which often makes the other characters around her uncomfortable.

When we first meet Kinzie, she’s an agoraphobic hacker who helps the Saints when she gets fired from the FBI after being framed for moonlighting as a dominatrix. It soon becomes clear there’s more to her than meets the eye, starting with a few off-hand comments she makes about BDSM and ending with Pierce finding a huge penetrator in her room – maybe there’s some truth to that dominatrix rumour… This side of her personality is more obvious in Saints Row IV, when she becomes a romance option for the President. During this cut scene, she will punch the player character in the face and then jump on them. Scary.

Constantly wearing an elaborate cat costume is a little perverse in and of itself, but Taokaka takes it to new heights. Interestingly, she’s supposed to be the personification of innocence in the in-game universe, and yet she maintains what some would say is an extreme obsession with breasts – mainly Litchi’s, whom she calls “boobie lady.” The bigger they are the more excited she gets, referring to them as “bouncy and squishy”, and she can often be seen not to care about people at all if they haven’t got boobs, or if they haven’t got boobs big enough to capture her attention.

A deceptively cute and chibi-like appearance hides one of the creepiest characters in gaming. He will flirt with and harass anyone he comes across regardless of their gender to an extreme level, where even if they repeatedly ask him to stop he’ll just carry on. Even worse, Teruteru uses his talents as an ultimate cook for evil, and has been known to drug the food he has served to people like a common criminal. There aren’t many characters who don’t get grossed out by his behaviour and his talent for turning even the most harmless comment into a humongous innuendo.

While he’s one of the heroes of the Persona franchise, he’s often shown to be anything but. Apart from only joining the Specialized Extracurricular Execution Squad to gain street cred and impress girls, he’s also incredibly immature and will go out of his way to flirt with people who won’t give him the time of day. His obsession is so extreme that he even ends up kidnapped after boasting about being the leader of SEES, and if the player character is female he will express dismay at having to take orders from a girl.

#3: Conker “Conker’s Bad Fur Day” (2001)

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One of the most infamous video games in history, Conker’s Bad Fur Day had to make its graphics less cute because of its highly mature content matter. The main character is Conker, an alcoholic squirrel trying to make his way home to his girlfriend Berri. Over the course of the game he has to defeat a giant monster made of poo and trick a bull into inseminating a bunch of cows among other things. In one of his idle animations he pulls out a porn magazine to flip through, and the only way for the Bee King to get his attention is by mentioning a “big-breasted babe.”

#2: Duke Nukem “Duke Nukem” series (1991-2011)

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He’s been the alpha male of gaming since the 1990s, defeating alien invaders on Earth with his hyper-masculinity alone, but he’s not really the kind of guy you want to use as a role model. He might be irresistible to women – shown being fellated by a set of twins at the beginning of the 2011 reboot – but that doesn’t mean that he’s always treated them well, and in the earlier games of the franchise the player can throw money at strippers and then immediately afterwards blow them to pieces with a shotgun. Total boyfriend material. Before we unveil our top pick, here are a few Honorable Mentions: Mister Mosquito “Mister Mosquito” (2002) Paco Mendez “Heavy Rain” (2010) Aphrodite “God of War” series

Who knew that a middle-aged pervert with a receding hairline and a tacky leisure suit would be such an enduring video game protagonist? He was introduced in 1987 and in all those years, he’s put all his efforts into tricking beautiful women into sleeping with him, which almost never works but always has hilarious results. In the original game, he’s a 38-year-old who lives in his mom’s basement, but while he gets more confident as the series goes on he also becomes more perverted, though he usually does achieve his end goal of finding a woman willing to sleep with him... somehow.