Top 10 Ridiculous Horror Movie Creatures

Kicking off our list is the most famous and some would say lazy horror ‘creaturization’ of all time! Created to parody the B-movie filled horror genre, these tomatoes aren’t the harmless garden variety you’re used to. They’re sentient and have a serious hate on for humanity! You can run, but you can’t hide.

He wants his gold, and he’s happy to molest Jennifer Aniston to get it! This unusual, magical and doubloon obsessed monster tries to be funny and scary at the same time. But let’s be honest, how scary is a three-foot midget on a tricycle? Not to mention that he’s vulnerable to a laundry list of charms, including four-leaf clovers.

This meshing of man and ape is the result of a mad scientist trying to cure his son of Leukemia by performing the first ever ape to man heart transplant. What could possibly go wrong? Well, the kid’s head mutates into that of a hairy ape. Apparently ape head is the leading cause of the insatiable urge to tear men apart, and remove women’s clothes.

As if clowns weren’t already scary already! These aliens prey on our fear of the makeup wearing performers by arriving in a circus tent and trapping innocents in cotton candy for later consumption. Not goofy enough? They also use popcorn guns and acid filled pies to carry out their unique invasion.

Okay, this dude may be ridiculous, but he’s honestly terrifying! Just look at this fleshy and misshapen creature! It has sharp teeth and is more than just another tumor with a face!

This freak had been surgically removed from his brother’s side and kept hidden in a basket. Of course, this makes Basket Case jealous of others, and causes him to take out his rage through murder and sniffing women’s panties.

The stars of a cheap Italian knock off horror flick with no connection to the original film, it doesn’t even star trolls! Instead it features the Nilbog, which is simply Goblin spelled backwards. These forest dwelling creatures disguise themselves as humans and transform their prey into green goo dripping plants. And boy do they like corn on the cob!

These aliens are pretty much long fingers that eventually grow into Roswell grays. They originally start out as mere extraterrestrial spores before becoming kind of like the Xenomophs from Aliens. However, they prefer to grow inside your bum, razor sharp teeth and all!

This Santa isn’t the kind old gift giver you recognize! He’s a bearded demon that lost a bet with an angel and has been forced to deliver presents for 1000 years. Now that he’s free, Santa is out to kill everyone on his list, naughty or nice. As if the beloved children’s icon wasn’t already an unusual choice for a horror movie monster, this bearded destroyer is played by former wrestler Bill Goldberg.

Move over Santa, the world’s best-known snowman is in town for some cold-blooded murder. In this spin on the children’s holiday classic, a serial killer named Jack Frost is transformed when his prison truck crashes into a genetics truck, fusing his body with snow from the ground. Obviously, this gives him the urge to ruin everyone’s Christmas and, well…other things!

Taking the top spot on our list is the crazed killer Millard Findlemayer, who gets sentenced to death in an electric chair. After his ashes are sent to his mother, who happens to be a witch, she avenges her son’s death by combining him with gingerbread mix, thus unleashing a tiny foul mouthed and blood thirsty bow-tie wearing cookie. Unsurprisingly, he’s played by equally ridiculous and hard to take seriously actor Gary Busey!

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