Top 10 Sexiest Video Game Bosses
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Our hearts beat for these beautiful baddies, even when they're stomping our faces in! Welcome to WatchMojo, and today, we're counting down our picks for the Top 10 Sexiest Video Game Bosses!
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Top 10 Sexiest Video Game Bosses
Our hearts beat for these beautiful baddies, even when they’re stomping our faces in! Welcome to WatchMojo, and today, we’re counting down our picks for the Top 10 Sexiest Video Game Bosses!
For this list, we’re looking at the most beautiful bosses in video games who are as
“Borderlands” series (2009-)
If you’re into the whole “wild west cowgirl outlaw” look, Nisha might be your video game crush, but she comes with some massive baggage. You see, like many of the other Vault Hunters, Nisha is a murderous psychopath, taking pleasure in anything insanely violent and gory. On top of that, she kind of has a thing for Handsome Jack, and knowing what he’s capable of, she probably wouldn’t settle for anyone else. While it was a real shame that we had to kill her in “Borderlands 2”, at least we can always go back to “Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel” and spend more quality time playing as her!
“Cuphead” (2017)
She’s the biggest cutie of the seven seas! She may know how to shake those hips and rock the Betty Boop look, but this lady has more tricks up her sleeve. While Cala Maria has the appearance of an adorable mermaid, she’s got the evil intentions of a siren! Once the player enters Phase 2 of the fight, she becomes an incredibly frightening gorgon, complete with a snake-like tongue and stone-cold gaze. She’s not worth crushing on, guys! Remember - all that glitters is not gold!
“Shantae” series (2002-)
Speaking of badass babes of the high seas, we could never forget our favorite curvy captain! Risky Boots pilots a massive, mechanized pirate ship while commanding an army of shadowy creatures known as Tinkerbats. From her affinity with nabbing anything shiny or valuable, you can tell the Queen of the Seven Seas (as she claims to be) is one ambitious woman...perhaps, a little too ambitious. But, hey, who doesn’t like a person who has some drive in their life? Just be sure you don’t do anything to make her mad; those Tinkerbats can be more of threat than they appear.
“No More Heroes” (2007)
Throughout the “No More Heroes” games, Travis Touchdown has encountered some very attractive assassins. However, our hearts go to the bloodthirsty Charlotte, aka “Bad Girl”. Despite this blonde bombshell’s good looks, she won’t hesitate in abusing your infatuation for her. Bad Girl shows very little remorse in killing her victims, and she’ll murder them in the most brutally vicious ways possible. At least she’s creative? If you were to try and hit on her, it’d end in one of two ways - either you’ll wind up dead by the end of the date, or you’ll become her slave and wind up dead after being used as a projectile. So, either way, you’re dead!
“Bayonetta” series (2010-)
You know, when you’ve got a game as provocative as the “Bayonetta” games, you’re going to make a list like this. Jeanne is just as crazy as the titular protagonist, able to pull off most of the same moves and deliver butt-whoopings that are just as savage! She also knows how to rock the pixie cut while wearing red leather or a bridal white suit made of...her hair? Anyways, we were pretty upset when we had to see her die from those missiles, but that sentimental moment she had with Bayonetta moments prior hit us right in the feels.
“Enter the Gungeon” (2016)
He should be #1 but we can’t support wanton gun violence. Sorry GG.
“Batman: Arkham” series (2009-15)
Yes, yes, we know we could have just picked Harley Quinn, but at least Poison Ivy keeps her appearances consistent throughout the “Arkham” games. The red jacket adds a nice touch to her attire, and it really brings out the green in her eyes! This might be the toxins talking, but Ivy looks ravishing with her various hairstyles, too, whether its curly and long or bundled up in flowers. Besides, at least she’s a little more cooperative in future titles. Sometimes, it’s nice when a boss isn’t as much of a pain as they were in the first game!
“Final Fantasy” series (1987-)
What do you get when you mix a pretty boy, a bad boy, and a demonic, one-winged angel into one package? You get Sephiroth, public enemy number one in the “Final Fantasy” universe. We’ll admit that he may not be the sanest person on the list, but this dude used to be a war hero as a member of the SOLDIER military force. What broke him was learning that he was born into the Jenova Project. So, he’s practically a genetically-engineered monster. Overall, Sephiroth may just be eye candy, and if we had to guess, that unnecessarily long sword is there to compensate for something.
“Shantae: Half-Genie Hero” (2017)
Man, what’s with all the aquatic people being so insanely attractive?! As much as we love Risky Boots, we just couldn’t help going back to Giga Mermaid in “Shantae: Half-Genie Hero”. As one of the newest characters in the “Shantae” franchise, she’s quickly become a favorite among fans. She’s absolutely stunning, even when she’s under the Techno Baron’s mind control. In the first few moments of meeting her, she’s intimidating, but the next she’s elegant and beautiful.
“Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain” (2015)
We were considering Sniper Wolf in this spot, but Quiet came out on top. Not only does she put up an awesome fight, but you can also have her as an ally if you keep her alive. From there, you can start building a bond with her, strengthening your relationship by visiting Quiet in her cell or bringing her on missions. When your bond is maximized, Quiet will prove to be extremely beneficial to your missions. Not in that way! Needless to say, she’s a loyal and intimate person, which makes her the top dog of sexy video game bosses.
Our hearts beat for these beautiful baddies, even when they’re stomping our faces in! Welcome to WatchMojo, and today, we’re counting down our picks for the Top 10 Sexiest Video Game Bosses!
For this list, we’re looking at the most beautiful bosses in video games who are as
#10: Nisha
“Borderlands” series (2009-)
If you’re into the whole “wild west cowgirl outlaw” look, Nisha might be your video game crush, but she comes with some massive baggage. You see, like many of the other Vault Hunters, Nisha is a murderous psychopath, taking pleasure in anything insanely violent and gory. On top of that, she kind of has a thing for Handsome Jack, and knowing what he’s capable of, she probably wouldn’t settle for anyone else. While it was a real shame that we had to kill her in “Borderlands 2”, at least we can always go back to “Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel” and spend more quality time playing as her!
#9: Cala Maria
“Cuphead” (2017)
She’s the biggest cutie of the seven seas! She may know how to shake those hips and rock the Betty Boop look, but this lady has more tricks up her sleeve. While Cala Maria has the appearance of an adorable mermaid, she’s got the evil intentions of a siren! Once the player enters Phase 2 of the fight, she becomes an incredibly frightening gorgon, complete with a snake-like tongue and stone-cold gaze. She’s not worth crushing on, guys! Remember - all that glitters is not gold!
#8: Risky Boots
“Shantae” series (2002-)
Speaking of badass babes of the high seas, we could never forget our favorite curvy captain! Risky Boots pilots a massive, mechanized pirate ship while commanding an army of shadowy creatures known as Tinkerbats. From her affinity with nabbing anything shiny or valuable, you can tell the Queen of the Seven Seas (as she claims to be) is one ambitious woman...perhaps, a little too ambitious. But, hey, who doesn’t like a person who has some drive in their life? Just be sure you don’t do anything to make her mad; those Tinkerbats can be more of threat than they appear.
#7: Bad Girl
“No More Heroes” (2007)
Throughout the “No More Heroes” games, Travis Touchdown has encountered some very attractive assassins. However, our hearts go to the bloodthirsty Charlotte, aka “Bad Girl”. Despite this blonde bombshell’s good looks, she won’t hesitate in abusing your infatuation for her. Bad Girl shows very little remorse in killing her victims, and she’ll murder them in the most brutally vicious ways possible. At least she’s creative? If you were to try and hit on her, it’d end in one of two ways - either you’ll wind up dead by the end of the date, or you’ll become her slave and wind up dead after being used as a projectile. So, either way, you’re dead!
#6: Jeanne
“Bayonetta” series (2010-)
You know, when you’ve got a game as provocative as the “Bayonetta” games, you’re going to make a list like this. Jeanne is just as crazy as the titular protagonist, able to pull off most of the same moves and deliver butt-whoopings that are just as savage! She also knows how to rock the pixie cut while wearing red leather or a bridal white suit made of...her hair? Anyways, we were pretty upset when we had to see her die from those missiles, but that sentimental moment she had with Bayonetta moments prior hit us right in the feels.
#5: Gatling Gull
“Enter the Gungeon” (2016)
He should be #1 but we can’t support wanton gun violence. Sorry GG.
#4: Poison Ivy
“Batman: Arkham” series (2009-15)
Yes, yes, we know we could have just picked Harley Quinn, but at least Poison Ivy keeps her appearances consistent throughout the “Arkham” games. The red jacket adds a nice touch to her attire, and it really brings out the green in her eyes! This might be the toxins talking, but Ivy looks ravishing with her various hairstyles, too, whether its curly and long or bundled up in flowers. Besides, at least she’s a little more cooperative in future titles. Sometimes, it’s nice when a boss isn’t as much of a pain as they were in the first game!
#3: Sephiroth
“Final Fantasy” series (1987-)
What do you get when you mix a pretty boy, a bad boy, and a demonic, one-winged angel into one package? You get Sephiroth, public enemy number one in the “Final Fantasy” universe. We’ll admit that he may not be the sanest person on the list, but this dude used to be a war hero as a member of the SOLDIER military force. What broke him was learning that he was born into the Jenova Project. So, he’s practically a genetically-engineered monster. Overall, Sephiroth may just be eye candy, and if we had to guess, that unnecessarily long sword is there to compensate for something.
#2: Giga Mermaid
“Shantae: Half-Genie Hero” (2017)
Man, what’s with all the aquatic people being so insanely attractive?! As much as we love Risky Boots, we just couldn’t help going back to Giga Mermaid in “Shantae: Half-Genie Hero”. As one of the newest characters in the “Shantae” franchise, she’s quickly become a favorite among fans. She’s absolutely stunning, even when she’s under the Techno Baron’s mind control. In the first few moments of meeting her, she’s intimidating, but the next she’s elegant and beautiful.
#1: Quiet
“Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain” (2015)
We were considering Sniper Wolf in this spot, but Quiet came out on top. Not only does she put up an awesome fight, but you can also have her as an ally if you keep her alive. From there, you can start building a bond with her, strengthening your relationship by visiting Quiet in her cell or bringing her on missions. When your bond is maximized, Quiet will prove to be extremely beneficial to your missions. Not in that way! Needless to say, she’s a loyal and intimate person, which makes her the top dog of sexy video game bosses.
