Top 10 Hilarious Movie Sex Scenes

#10 - Otto and Wanda “A Fish Called Wanda” (1998)

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Kicking off our list is the film that had a mustachioed crook gets all multilingual with his accomplice. His own smell fetish aside Kevin Kline’s Otto considers himself a weapons man, his most deadly of course being his silver tongue, which repeatedly hits its mark by striking Jamie Lee’s language fetish. He also has the weirdest finishing face ever…

#9 - Gift Giving “Bad Santa” (2003)

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This lanky shopping mall Santa may be a thief, but Billy Bob certainly has a way with the women, especially the Jewish ones who consider him a forbidden fruit. It’s bad enough that a boy he’s taking care of thinks he’s the real deal, let alone walks in on him. However, it’s the fact that this Santa actually does go down the chimney while on the job that’s so memorable.

#8 - The Hot Tub “Austin Powers” (1997)

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Being a super spy has its perks. In this scene, Austin clocks some overtime by getting real close to Alotta Fagina, Number Two’s sexy and rather buoyant secretary. In earnest, she’s out to learn who Austin really is and what he wants with her employers, even if that means washing him, getting loaded on Sake and trying something new. Austen’s down, as he’s been dying to scratch that itch.

#7 - Ghost Parody “Naked Gun 2 ½: The Smell of Fear” (1991)

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In this zany sequel, Leslie Neilson continues in the role of Lt. Frank Drebin. Getting involved with the woman who could put the breaks on big oil, he defeats an assassin with a water hose, before claiming his reward. In this sex scene, we get a “Ghost” parody that’s big on the pottery, abs, straddling, shish kabobs and perhaps the best literal simile montage ever.

We’ve all sat through an awkward Sex Ed class, but here, John Cleese plays a strict professor who demonstrates why these classes are usually theoretical and not practical. Herein, his drawing board pulls down into a pillared bed before his wife arrives to help him demonstrate the act. What’s most notable here is that Cleese continues to monitor, discipline and demand the full attention of his students.

In this Woody Allen film, social and sexual interaction is performed from the perspective of a NASA-like operation inside the body, with Burt Reynolds manning the brain. This scene has it all, from the engine room cranking the heat to the guilt reflex sabotaging the event. Woody Allen of course is a terrified sperm readying to storm the beaches of womanhood. Of course, the internal celebration of a job well done is put on hold for round two.

#4 - Boss Nightmare “Office Space” (1999)

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Here, a disgruntled computer programmer finds his thoughts going to a dark place when he comes to believe that his girlfriend used to date his boss. The nightmares that ensue feature said horrible boss speaking in his signature monotone voice while in the midst of some not so passionate lovemaking. Greasy….

#3 - “Scary Movie” (2000)

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In this Scream Spoof, the overly eager boyfriend finally gets to home base with Cindy. After choosing the wrong analogy for helping her get through some foreplay, he discovers that she hasn’t been doing a lot of wo-man-skaping lately. After a trim, things switch gears as she really comes into her own as a terrifying monster of womanhood. But nothing compares to the epic, ghostbuster esque climax.

#2 - Puppets “Team America: World Police” (2004)

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It’s weird enough to have marionettes getting freaky, but this goes above and beyond, and into every position imaginable. However, when it finally, or should we say eventually deviates from these classic sex scene shots, it becomes about the shots that most people try actively to avoid ever seeing, puppet or not. Oh yah, it gets nasty.

#1 - Cemetery “MacGruber” (2010)

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Rounding out our list is by far the funniest sex scene ever recorded, ever. That’s right, we’re talking about MacGruber encountering his dead bride at the cemetery and being with her one last time. From the overly romantic music and reality cutting in and out it gets laugh out loud ridiculous. All we have to say is wow! Agree with our list? Which sex scene had you exploding in laughter? For more raunchy lists packed with questionable moral fiber, go ahead and subscribe to WatchMojo.com.