Top 10 Worst Girlfriends in Video Games

“Conker’s Bad Fur Day” (2001)



Since the start of the game, we had a very suspicious feeling about Conker’s girlfriend, Berri. We don’t know why either, but something felt...off, and our suspicions were realized early on. Judging from her voicemail, Berri seems like she’d cheat on Conker in a heartbeat. Then, later on, she fails to recognize Conker while he’s wearing a skull on his head, despite his face being completely visible! If that wasn’t bad enough, Berri ends up joining the weasel mafia! By the end of the game, she’s proven to be unfaithful and stupid. Had she been better to Conker, maybe we’d be a little more upset about her death.

“Cook, Serve, Delicious!” (2012)



It’s always satisfying to see your romantic interest enjoy the food you’ve made! However, there are some people who will take advantage of being fed without giving anything in return. In the case of “Cook, Serve, Delicious”, we’re pointing figures at everyone! If you ever make the mistake of accepting a date, they will require you to have something specific on your menu. Otherwiser, they won’t show up. Later on, they’ll text you (most likely, in the middle of rush hour) and waste seconds of your life from doing chores and fulfilling orders. No one likes being with a self-indulgent person, and every date in “Cook, Serve, Delicious” certainly comes off that way!

“Crash Bandicoot” series (1996-)



Unlike the gold-digging Berri, this blonde bombshell adores her man of a marsupial! So, what is it that gets her on the list? She’s only appeared in a couple of Crash games, minus some cameos. Well, for starters, the “Crash” manga reveals she left Crash for Pinstripe because she found Crash to be “immature”. Then, there was a deleted scene in “Twinsanity” where Dingodile is preparing a dinner with Tawna. Clearly, she’s been going out with his enemies, and that’s probably the sleaziest thing you could do to an ex. Hopefully the new Tawna will show some faithfulness.

“Ico” (2001)



Look, don’t get us wrong about Yorda. She is a beautiful young lady, and we would do anything to make sure nothing happens to her...specifically because that’s how you play “Ico”. But, man, at times, she can be dumber than a box of rocks! You’re holding her hand for the entire game! At some point, something’s got to click in her mind where she realizes, “Oh! I should be following this person!” Nope! She’ll just stand around and look pretty until you take her by the hand again. Couple that with how frustrating she is while solving puzzles, and you’re in for an irritating road trip to Hell with her!

“Until Dawn” (2015)



When it comes to deciding the fate of our favorite fictional characters, it quickly becomes a daunting and emotional task. “Until Dawn” forced us to make those decisions multiple times, but there was one character most of us didn’t mind leaving behind: Emily Davis. From the moment Em arrives back at the cabin, she comes off as the most venomous person anyone could date. Not only is she rude to ex-boyfriend Mike, but she’s treats her current boyfriend, Matt, just as terribly. Needless to say, our pity didn’t last long if she didn’t make it to the end of the story. Besides, no one slaps our darling Ashley!

“Lollipop Chainsaw” (2012)



At first glance, Juliet Starling is any high school boy’s dream girlfriend. Blonde, spunky, and captain of the cheerleading squad? Who wouldn’t want to date her? Well, if a zombie apocalypse was on the horizon, you’d be better off looking elsewhere. Throughout “Lollipop Chainsaw”, Juliet shows very little concern over her friends and family. She’ll gleefully hack away at zombies and talk about her social life than thinking about where her parents might be or if her boyfriend Nick will ever get to have a body again. Of course, her tune changes when Nick and her dad sacrifice themselves to destroy Killabilly. Where was that affection during the rest of the game, sweetheart?

“Life is Strange” (2015)



For those of us who tried shipping Max and Chloe, “Life is Strange” was a frustrating experience. Yes, we understand that it’s difficult dealing the loss of a loved one. Yes, we understand that Rachel Amber meant the world to Chloe. In the end, some of us just couldn’t see whatever Rachel saw in her. Chloe is constantly making headstrong decisions that either put her in danger without realizing it or cause us to get entangled in more problems. Plus, who gets stuck on train tracks?! After that whole mess, every other situation wasn’t any less surprising. Seriously, Chloe, get your crap together!

“Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials & Tribulations” (2005)



There just had to be a psychopath on this list somewhere! You know, most of the ladies on this list made it because of being dumb, careless, or flatout unloyal. As for Dahlia, well...she freakin’ killed a guy! Then, she forced another man who was infactuated with her to take the fall and confess to the crime. Afterwards, she forces the same guy to commit suicide in order to completely erase any evidence tracing back to her. Want to know the most bizarre thing? She used to go out with Phoenix Wright! Like, dude! How did you not see the red flags before you entered the relationship?! You could have died!

“Sonic the Hedgehog” (2006)



At first, we were considering Amy Rose for this list. Then, a particular name came up that made us rethink everything: Princess Elise, aka the girl who kissed an anthropomorphic cartoon hedgehog to bring him back to life. We could rant about that scene all day, but the main reason she’s on here is because of how she manages let herself get kidnapped several times IN ONE GAME. I mean … Do you have no sense of self-preservation? Either your guards are too stupid or you need training in self-defense! Say what you want about Princess Peach but at least she takes some measures. Where as Elise spends most of the game clasping her hands together waiting for something to happen to her. Urrhhh!

“Grand Theft Auto III” (2001)



The world of the “Grand Theft Auto” series is a cruel one, and its people like Catalina the reinforce that belief. Throughout most of “Grand Theft Auto III” she seems like a genuine person (aside from the vulgar language and aggressive personality). After spending a good chunk of the game being faithful to Carl, she leaves him for Claude, and the last phone call Carl receives from her is when she’s having sex with Claude. Dang, that’s...that’s just cruel. Carl may not have been the best boyfriend, but was the phone call that necessary? Well, she couldn’t be any worse than Michelle was in “GTA IV”...