Top 20 Anime Guys Who Get ALL The Girls
#20: Peter Grill
“Peter Grill and the Philosopher’s Time” (2020-)
So, this is very much a case of quantity over quality. Despite presenting himself as a virtuous knight saving himself for his one true love, Sir Grill seemingly can’t help but sheath his sword in every manner of monster girl who crosses his path. Don’t get us wrong, we’re all about monster girl supremacy, we just wish all parties involved weren’t so…reprehensible. Between Grill’s inability to say no to every tryst, and some of his lovers being way too forceful, it’s no wonder so many loathe this anime. Still, at the end of the day, Peter Grill is still one of anime’s biggest contributors to population growth.
#19: Paul Greyrat
“Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation” (2021-)
We have no doubt that in time, Rudeus will assemble his own top-level harem, but for now, we’re going to give the edge to his father. Despite being in a committed and passionate relationship with his wife Zenith, Paul just couldn’t help himself and also got down and dirty with the family’s faithful maid Lilia, the results of which brought about way more kids to the household. Oh, and apparently, he also bedded best girl Ghislaine during their adventuring days. Lucky bastard.
#18: Kintaro Ooe
“Golden Boy” (1995-96)
The king of retro chads, Kintaro is something of a literal gold standard when it comes to goofball protagonists who, despite their flaws and outrageous behavior, somehow continue to build up their harem! Seriously, in each episode Kintaro manages to earn the heart of a top tier waifu, whether it be a CEO who prefers her clothing to consist of revealing latex, or a motorcycle enthusiast who is so down bad she’s ready to ride him from here to anime Albuquerque just because he beat her in a race. Kintaro truly paved the way for every lovable degenerate, and for that we salute him.
#17: Nariyuki Yuiga
“We Never Learn” (2019)
Among the surprising popular trend of “student tutors who earn the affection of their tutorees”, Naruyuki is one of the best. A down to earth, empathetic and detrimentally modest student, his efforts to earn himself a scholarship via the uncanny route of tutoring three geniuses earned him one of anime’s best modern harems! The popular princess, the busty genius, the athletic childhood friend – all of whom are gems. Oh, did we forget to mention the eventual additions of the short-stack college student and his own curvaceous teacher? Naruiyuki just wins at life.
#16: Diablo
“How Not to Summon a Demon Lord” (2018)
Being isekai’d into a fantasy video game setting is a trope as old as time, even more so when there’s multiple lovers attached. We say out of all of them, the player now known as Diablo got the best deal. Overpowered to a tee, yet still a major introvert on the inside, Diablo’s greatest achievement as a nigh unstoppable sorcerer is getting the likes of Rem and Sheera as his party members. Okay, if we’re being honest, Rem is fine, but Diablo would have made this list just for Sheera alone. No one pulls off naive busty elf quite like she does.
#15: Hajime Nagumo
“Arifureta: From Commonplace to World's Strongest” (2019-22)
He may have suffered after being abandoned in an abyss, but we have to admit that following his switch up from nice guy to edge lord, Hajime has done well for himself. Since escaping his personal hellhole, he’s gained a party that consists of a cynical vampire brat, a masochistic dragon, and a perpetually horny bunny girl. As far as ludicrous romance options go, that isn’t too shabby! Now if only he would lighten up enough to actually enjoy the fruits of his fantasy labor!
#14: Futaro Uesugi
“The Quintessential Quintuplets” (2019)
So, what puts our boy Futaro over the likes of Naruyuki when it comes to being a student tutor with major luck with the ladies? Well, as it happens, he didn’t just attract a harem; he attracted a harem of sisters! Five of them! That’s quite the accomplishment. The titular quintuplets, for all their flaws, are lovable in their own ways, and through Futaro’s attentiveness and refreshing outlook on life, earned a way into each of their hearts. One can only imagine how…interesting future family gatherings will be at the
Nakano house.
#13: Keitaro Urashima
“Love Hina” (2000-02)
Another OG from the days of early anime rom-coms, Keitaro’s dogged pursuit of getting into his ideal university takes a sudden twist when, as luck would have it, he’s suddenly given the role of manager for an all-female dormitory. Needless to say, shenanigans ensue. While constantly earning the ire of the occupants, it nonetheless leads to the majority of the residents falling for his weird charm, including the fiery Naru and flirtatious Kitsune. Turns out you really can stumble your way to success!
#12: Bell Cranel
“Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?” (2015-)
Whether it’s wrong or not, Bell just can’t seem to stop adding new members to his increasingly libido-driven familia. Even with his minimal interest in breaking beds, the young adventurer has a talent for enrapturing every kind of fantasy gal, whether they be mortals or gods. Obviously, Hestia and her internet-breaking bust are obsessed with him, but you’ve also got innocent knights like Ais, along with temptresses such as Aisha. If he keeps this up, he’s going to have a whole kingdom of potential romantic partners wanting him to delve into their dungeons.
#11: Dark Schneider
“Bastard! Heavy Metal, Dark Fantasy” (2022-)
It’s almost impressive how little this guy has to work before he’s able to get a face full of thick anime thighs. An all-powerful mage with an obnoxious attitude, Dark Schneider’s luck with the ladies seems basically limitless by this point, easily able to turn an enemy to a lover within minutes. Try as she might, Yoko can only rein him in so much before she falls for his full-frontal approach, whereas Arshes is practically putty in his hands. Though whether that’s from being his lover or his daughter figure, we choose not to think about.
#10: Shindo Itsuka
“Date A Live” (2013-)
If this guy can manage to earn the love of this many powerful ladies, then there’s nothing he can’t do. You could technically say his frequent lip-locking is just a means to an end in order to save the various Spirits from themselves…but come on! He’s got so many ladies clinging to him at all times they could easily make a human pyramid. Honestly, it’s safer to assume that if a new Spirit shows up, good or evil, it won’t take long before their smooching up on Shindo.
#9: Asta
“Black Clover” (2017-21)
It is extremely likely that by the time this airhead realizes he’s got a multitude of female mages wanting to ride his Black Bull, they’ll already have gotten hitched. Blinded by his naïve infatuation for Sister Lily, Asta really has no idea that he’s managed to light a fire inside the hearts (and loins) of many a lovely lady. Mimosa, Noelle and Rebecca may struggle with their feelings for the no-magic loser in their own unique way, but it’s pretty clear that if he told any of them that they were his Wizard Queen, their respective clans would end up increasing exponentially overnight.
#8: Yu Narukami
“Persona 4: The Animation” (2011-12)
This is the great tragedy that comes with adapting a video game with multiple romance options. You’ve got to include them all! Not sure how this wannabe murder investigator managed to win over so many in between all that homework and trips to the TV World, but it soon became clear that every girl in Yu’s party wanted to be his personal bedroom Persona. Chie, Yukiko, Rise, Naoto – all perfectly viable candidates, all totally incapable of holding in their hormones after our protagonist maxes their social link. And that’s why Yu is the King.
#7: Kirito
“Sword Art Online” Series (2012-20)
From Alfheim all the way to Gun Gale, this Black Swordsman has a way of turning as many heads as he does of decapitating them all over the virtual gaming sphere. While Asuna will always be the love of his life, Kirito still managed to get those fantasy panties dropping with each new world he appeared in. Even when he was wheelchair bound vegetable after the events of Alicization, Kirito was still able to assemble a harem to rival the greats. Honestly, couldn’t he just have chosen best girl Alice and been done with it?
#6: Koyomi Araragi
“Monogatari” Series (2009-19)
Sheesh, where do we start with this one? It’s not just the fact that Araragi has such a numerous amount of women who desire him, but also just how amazing each character is in their own right. Who is he supposed to pick? Well, obvious choice goes to Senjōgahara due to her incredible wit and fourth wall breaks. But what about the equally compelling characterisation and fanservice of Hanekawa? And that’s all before we get into the crazy yet equally enticing Nadeko! So many choices, so little time, none of which should be spent brushing his sister’s teeth.
#5: Shirou Emiya
“Fate” Series (2006-)
While having three love interests might seem tame when compared to other Harem Lords, this Holy Grail War Veteran gets a special mention, since each possible romantic route has received an entire movie or series dedicated to exploring it. Does he go for the stalwart yet touch-starved Saber? The Queen of Tsunderes Rin? Or the mysterious Sakura? It's sort of like choosing your ideal starter Pokemon…only with less Gym Battles and more nookie that’s born of desperation and a desire for a moment’s tranquility amidst a heartless war.
#4: Keima Katsuragi
“The World God Only Knows” (2010-13)
Rare is the protagonist who, when surrounded by an ocean of eager ladies, could not give a damn. Thus is the case with the so-called God of Conquests. Oh sure, Keima’s got no problem when it comes to seducing women, just as long as they’re 2D and live inside of a dating sim. So, it makes things kind of awkward when he’s forced to save a bunch of real-life girls from being possessed by demons by making them fall for him. They don’t come more silver-tongued than this guy!
#3: Raku Ichijou
“Nisekoi” (2014-15)
You’d think having to maintain a fake relationship with a yakuza leader’s daughter would be tricky enough, but like clockwork, everyone else in Raku’s life suddenly gets their lust switch flipped as soon as he’s “taken”. Not only does he have to deal with Chitoge’s growing affections amid their false romance, but also try to find a way to handle the unbridled lust of his bestie, a surprise fiancée and a hitwoman dressed as a guy. Aren’t there mafioso rules about wives and mistresses?
#2: Basara Tojou
“The Testament of Sister New Devil” (2015)
Now we’re getting into the heavy hitters. After gaining two demon stepsisters, Basara’s life becomes one of non-stop lewdness. Having a busty redhead like Mio on hand might be enough for the average perv, but not this vanquisher of virginities. He’s also got a succubus who is way too eager to play matchmaker, a childhood friend who happily agrees to become his servant, and a teacher who can’t help but fall for him after getting a good look at his…charming personality. Hell is starting to look pretty good right about now.
#1: Issei Hyoudo
“High School DxD” (2012-18)
He is the Harem Transcended. The Lord of Boobs. May his list of lovers continue to grow until it one day encompasses the known universe. Which let’s be honest, if the series keeps going the way it has, is a distinct possibility. Even if we exclude the newest additions and just consider the main players in his love pentagon, Issei still has it made. He’s got Akeno; a former fallen angel who is all about getting randy. Asia; the innocent one who still very much wants to get her v-card punched in ten times over. Koneko; the answer to your every cat girl fantasy. And of course, Rias; the demon queen who is every shade of sexy. Checkmate.